>recently learned of the shit test >from here of all places

>>35157089
Don't worry. Women use the shit test because they like you and want to see if you'll break.

Imagine if I gave you a pen and told you it was unbreakable. You wouldn't treat it like glass, you would try to break it

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>>35157089
what is the shit test friendo

What is this, am I being memes again?

>>35157190
>>35157178
If a woman came up to you and said; "Its so hot out today, even my bra is filled with sweat". What would you say?

That's the shit test

>>35157343
No you fucking cunt, if a woman you have been living with for X amount of time told you
>I am going out with my (male) friend, see u later babe

THAT is shit test.
You try to control her, she resents you.
You let her go, she loses respect for you and keeps pushing.
You let her go and then resent her, she considers you little bitch and keeps pushing.

Thats the shit test. There is no one right answer and you never get straight answer or reaction.

heres the twist

all of life and every EVERY interaction with every person is a shittest

i don't like to think about it

life is shit.

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>>35157343
what are you supposed to say?
what are you not supposed to say?

>>35157428
>>35157433
failed the shit test
>>35157452
if you delay your response you also fail. ruote serra

>>35157654
Failed the test x2 TEEHEEE
The fuck outta here you shitposting bitch.

>>35157654
just say what the correct answer is supposed to be

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Can someone please correctly tell me what a shit test is?
Is there a way to escape it or answer it correctly?

From the comments on this thread, it sounds scary if a women tests you with it.

>>35157144

>if you love something, you'll try to ruin it
womyn logic

>>35157964
It's basically putting you in a situation where you can't give a right answer, and then they judge you on your reaction.

>>35158022
there is one correct answer

dump they dumb ass for pulling that petty shit

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>>35158022
why think that's a thing females in general do?

>>35157964
A shit test is when anyone throws a statement such as "i bet you get all the girls" your way. Depending on how you react determines how much you failed the shit test (you dont ever actually win you can just lose less severely)

>>35157428
You go with her, duh

>>35157343
I'd say
>nice
to be frank

would I pass?

>>35158058
>dump they dumb ass for pulling that petty shit
and how to do that exactly?
making a witty comeback?

>>35157089
>Drake
hahahahaaha
Drake is a faggot

>>35158194
>throws a statement such as "i bet you get all the girls" your way.
someone did say this to once, just gave them a dirty look since I thought they were just being passive aggressive.

>>35157343
Ask her if she wants a towel or something.

>>35157343
I'd tell her that's gross in mock disgust, then slightly tease her.

>>35158266
I... was under the impression this test was between gf/bf.
When the other party starts playing this card, you cut them loose. Just drop them.

If it's a stranger, just ignore it. It means nothing.

>>35158573
what if it is coworker??

>>35158586
i'm bad at politics

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>>35158238
that's the exact same thing I'd say
I like the way you think anon

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>>35157428
>let her go
>while she's out, text her that your female friend invited you out and that you might be home late tonight
>not knowing how to manipulate the predicable female mind

>>35157089
https://illimitablemen.com/2014/12/14/the-shit-test-encyclopedia/

Here's a good guide on how to handle shit tests.

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>tfw i took the shit test and passed with an 87
fucking normies were impressed with how green it was, as if that was anything special

>>35159032
>getting advice from autists on how to not be autist

It's a test or whether or not she can go poopies

>>35159032
I couldn't read this, honestly.
>whilst
>per se
This person is a terrible writer and needs to be learn to be concise.

just be 6'3 and 240 pounds and you will pass every "shit test"

>>35160296
honestly he seems like a beta narcissist who thinks he has "cracked the code" when it comes to interacting with women its only beta that get shit tested this hard because they want to tie some strings they can pull you by. they just submit themselves to chad without any mind games

>>35160542
just be physically powerful and you will pass every shit test. happy to help you

>>35160542
>>35160600
I don't know about all this. I'm still not sure what a shit test is and I honestly don't care. I don't care about dishonest conversation.

>>35160643
basically that whole article only applies to whorish women with daddy issues. if a girl is "shit testing" you its not like she's going to stop all of a sudden once you're dating her, and only shit tier women who are looking for an excuse to cheat on you will do that

>>35157178
A "shit test" is when a woman says something that is intended to piss you off or make you feel like crap. She wants to make you react even if it makes you feel like shit. She'll typically do it for drama, attention, or just because she's bored.

>>35158069
To separate the stronger men from the weaker men.

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>tfw things like this make me want to beat and rape women
Why do women have rights again?