Design your new life!

an original bump maybe

i wish to be donald trump

can I wish to not exist or is that considered unrealistic?

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>>35156944
I want to wake up pre-agricultural days of Early Modern Humans in Europe, around 50,000-10,000BC. In the mornings I will arise at sunrise and for approximately four hours I will hunt large game with my tribesmen while the women do the gathering. When we return I will teach my male children how to craft a bow and arrows, make repairs to our tools and clothing, and how to identify the different types of wild game. When the sun goes down the tribe will light a bonfire and we will tell stories of the hunt, and sighting neanderthals, and sing songs of our ancestors and play melodies on primitive instruments. We will feast and dance. Later that night my wife and I will make love and fall asleep. Life may be short, it may be long, but it will be authentic and beautiful.

>>35157660
If by authentic you mean "painful and hard" and by beautiful you mean "painful and hard", then yes.

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>>35157660
>no warmth aside from fire
>no way to cook things aside from fire
>takes a while to make fire with primitive tools
>no medicine and very little knowledge on medicinal herbs
>susceptible to big animal attacks

>>35157660
>get beaten to death by Ch-ugg Thunderclub after freezing to death in the night because your fire died when everyone fell asleep

>>35158749
>Ch-ugg Thunderclub
top jej

>>35156944
I wish to be a Mildly successful man with 2 kids living in a smallish town where everyone knows everyone but still have some problems whether it be a flat tire or bitchy kids.

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Just want a time machine to go back to 2007 and change my life in high school then college then adult life

that's all

>>35156944
I would not trade my life.