>Sister and her family are in living room >Im drunk and

ask if you can sniff her feet

>>35160003
I bet they smell heavenly pham

Bump. I'm drunk enough to do anything and deliver pictures. Maybe dubs decide what I'll do

>>35160128
cum in her shoes and post pics then fgt

>>35159985
just go downstairs and do what feels natural and tell a hilarious greentext story when you get back

>>35160128
I dunno dude. Just go downstairs and get your food. Why do you wanna act autistic for retards on a forum?

How fucking old are you that your NEPHEW is old enough to have a gf who he feels comfortable bringing to his gram gram's house

>>35160268
have u forgotten where you're at

>>35160303

It's just morbid curiosity so I can fool myself into thinking I still have time

>>35159985
Why are robots so inept? Even if you are a fat 0/10, this will work.
>go downstairs, introduce yourself to newphews stacy girlfriend
>ruffle his hair, pat him on the back, or do something patronizing and tell her he's said a lot about you
>tell an embarrasing story

Thats how you socialize. Next time she sees you she will say hi to you.

>>35160268
He is 18 i think, I'm 27

>>35160400
They like me but I'm drunk as fuck atm

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Bump. This is not her but she almost looks identical.

Why is life so unfair?