>mfw took a big nasty shit in a public toilet and didn't flush

Try that in Singapore, you'll get fined $500.

If someone goes out of their way to look that it was you who left it, that makes them the weirdo.

Same logic for jerking it in a public stall

did you wipe?

>>35168587
how would they know it was you? do they have cameras situated in the loo with you?

>>35168790
They measure your asshole

One time when I was a kid this old guy took a huge fat shit in the school public restroom. When I used the stall after I saw this behemoth of a shit, this tremendous single turd that was the biggest fucking piece of shit I had ever seen. It streched all the way from one side of the bowl to the other. There wasn't any toiletpaper covering it or anything, it's like he just squatted, let the thing slide out of his asshole then just got up and left. This turd was truly was an impressive monster, so much that I had to show the other kids. We gathered around the bowl awed by this thing, it just sat perfectly in the center of the bowl in its stoic beauty. When we tried flushing it it just span around in the bowl. Fucker wouldn't go down no matter how hard we flushed, and it took well over a dozen flushes before it finally went down. It cracked in half and sank vertically, so we posthumously dubbed this turd the Titanic and held a mock funeral in the bathroom. It was a glorious day.