Designated normo bragging thread

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>>35168387
Taking my son fishing

>gf is on her period
>she's bad at blowjobs
>I don't like anal
>only option is titfucking

Robots will never understand my suffering.

>>35168387
>Cuddling up in bed eith your gf and enjoyng eachothers bidyheat while you spoon for hours and saying you love eachother
>Gf falls asleep with her head on your chest.

I feel sorry for your robots.

>>35168387
No gf, but today I will be able to confidently tell a female cashier to have a good day without sounding like a rapist.

>>35168407
What if your son caught this? >>35168387

>>35168387
>lifting your gf's skirt to see wich panties she's wearing today
The pink ones are my fav

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>Suicide is not anywhere near their minds
>Don't feel like screaming their lungs out on a daily basis
>aren't aware of their jobs being literal slavery
>Don't get sudden panic attacks due to over-stressing and pressure
>Isn't unironically jealous of the dead

>tfw made my bf lunch, gave him a bug hug, and kissed him goodbye this morning

>tfw pull out and cum on her leg
>she licks it up
>tells me to pull out earlier next time and cum in her mouth
livin' the dream tbqhwy