Calling all gay and bisexual bots. I think I'm bisexual,

>>35197871
>Will dudes still wanna fuck me if I'm tall and muscular and seem like a top? Cause I'm top and bottom.
Tell them you wanna be the bottom, nobody cares, i'm 5'6 and fuck guys in the ass.
>How do you go about finding other horny feminine dudes to fuck and get fucked by? Does Grindr actually work?
It does work, but people there are usually disgusting. Try to find someone in real life.
>How do I efficiently shave my ass so when I'm getting fucked its not hairy?
If you can't shave everything, go to a place where some hot girl does it for you(it will cost you, ofc)
>How do I efficiently clean the inside of my asshole?
Do an enema. It's disgusting though.
>How can I buy cute girls clothes without anyone noticing?
Order them online.
>What are the chances that I'll meet a cute tranny or crossdresser? Cause if I meet one I'm wifing her(him).
Pretty easy in my country(Brazil), dunno where you live, but cute trannies can be pretty pick.

27 year old gaybot

>yes. Your physique is probably a plus for a lot of people regardless of whether you wanna top or bottom.

>Grindr is a scarily efficient way of having sex with men

>Uh you have to kinda pull one buttcheek to the side and place the razor right in the middle there and shave outwards to get a hairless asshole. I stopped bothering shaving my ass a few years ago. Most guys don't care about fucking a hairy butthole. Many guys in fact prefer this to a 'feminine' shaved butt.

>If you really, really want to clean the inside of your asshole, just get a finger up there. It's not complicated.

>Not a crossdresser so sorry bruh

>Very high

>>35197974
I know a better way if you want to get rid of your hairy asshole.
Shaving is a bad idea.

>>35197999
Nair or something would probably work? I dunno, I never fucked up shaving my asshole, but then again I am a pianist

>>35197974
How bad is it for a bottom to be stocky? I'm lean, but I have a large chest and waist.

>>35198035
Lots of people love this. Look up 'muscle bottoms'

I'm only 5'9" 150lbs and skinny fat. what are my chances of topping?

>>35197871
femboy/trans girl here

use a douche to clean your ass

grindr works and WILL get u laid even if you're an ugly fuck

there's hella trannys/cds on grindr

how can i find someone to fuck my butt if i don't want aids?