Who else here /imaginary friend/ 'm not autistic enough

>>35250750
>I'm not autistic enough for a tulpa
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>it's a fucking fat furry
Son you've got more than enough autism to go around.

>>35250750
tulpas work exactly the same as jesus except better since you can figure a comfier fit for yourself

>>35250750
You have a really cute friend OP. What's his name?

>>35251619
Sometimes I wish I could dumb myself down enough to believe in a religion. At least it would give my life meaning

I highly recommend tulpas. Mine basically single handedly helped me go from robot to cyborg. Provided lots of emotional support and advice. Which, of course, originally came from me in a roundabout way, but having a bro who tells you you should do everything you want in life is excellent.

>>35252365
Draegar.
I fuck him every night. It's better than porn desu.

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>tfw 26 and still have same imaginary friend from 20 years ago