>look at guy and look away >he doesn't instantly realize

>>35253473
AS a guy I don't really pay attention to people unless they're talking to me.

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>>35253473
It's because you did t show him tits with timestamp bitch

>Thinking I'm paying attention

I don't get this maymay. I'm off in space 90% of my day

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>>35253473
>sit next to cute boy in lecture
>lean towards him
>he doesn't immediately grab my head and slam my salivating mouth around his dick

why don't cute boys understand?

>>35253473
Look at me being subtle and mysterious. As a man, we literally give no ducks about how cute you think you are. We work 14 hour days and get drunk. Don't expect much.

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>>35253473
>girls look at you and then look away all the time
>tfw it's because everybody does it due to sticking out like a sore thumb in every setting

>>35253473
Because they're probably not into other guys.

>>35253473
I'm not into dudes bruh

>>35253473
I never look at people in the face. I am quite insecure and scared of normans.

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>>35253473
>test finishes in class
>girl passes me a paper (as I am sitting at the end of the row)
>"Here you go, ANON" (emphasized my name)
>mumble "thanks" and don't even look at her
I'm showing that roastie what's what by playing hard to get. She won't forfeit my wizard powers that easily.