Guys I need some fucking help >Be me >Went to subway a

you sound like a dipshit anon. its really not that hard to talk to girls, especially when you know damn well they won't give a shit about you. so why bother?

>>35253669
>"You really know your way around a footlong don't you?
With porno-tier lines like that idk why she isn't begging to suck your dick

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Please tell me this is real, holy kek

>>35253669
I like to think people like this don't really exist because I feel fucking embarrassed for you just reading it.

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>>35253669
I hate to break this to you anon, but that roastie only sees you as a means of payment. You buy food from the establishment for which she works, and in turn she is paid with the money that the business makes off of you. I can tell you with a fairly high amount of confidence that she has never viewed you as an eligible partner; to her you are merely something that she is required to put up with so that she will get her paycheck. This, coupled with the fact that you made an inappropriate joke with sexual innuendo (something that most likely made her very uncomfortable and made you look like a perverted creep) means that you now have no chance of successfully courting her.

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>>35254339
But she knew my name and everything

>>35254679
When I was younger I dated on of the counter girls at blockbuster. She was a few years younger than me, and probably way out if my league, but every time I saw her we would chat about music and movies. Eventually I asked her out to see Adaptation, she agreed, and we stayed together for less than a month. After we fizzled out I couldn't go back to that blockbuster. The day that store closed forever felt like a small victory.