how do i get a loser fembot gf

just be yourself

too bad r9k's spam filter is not conceptual

>white
>light eyes
>soft, straight hair that's a pretty color
>cute face
you realize if this girl wore makeup and contacts and grew her hair out she'd be 8/10, right?

this is the problem with robots and your fucked up standards. you say you want "loser fembots", but you don't realize that the majority of us are not cute white girls who wear glasses and are a bit disheveled looking. actual fembots are actually ugly.

>>35300128
This. You're gonna have to lower your standards if you wanna date an actual fembot.

>>35300128
No offense to the fembots or anything but I highly doubt you all are actually ugly or disgusting.

>Not OP
how do I get a loser fembot friend
I'm a reasonably well adjusted white male and want some horrible weeb female friend to hang out with

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>>35300128
>>35300180
everyone thinks they got it the worst

>>35300128
Kek grill spotted.

I bet you're cute as well, you just have low self-esteem.
And expect raging neckbeards btw.

>>35300128
>the majority of us
>us
if you have a dick youre not a fembot. dumbass.

>>35300128
im going to make another bait thread for you orbiters worshiping every bitch

>>35300187
probably not, but an extremely small percent of us are plain-but-cute white girls like in OP's pic and that's all robots want

>>35300128
Post pics

FOR SCIENCE

I will be nice

If you're a cute Stacey I'll be your loser gf as long as you bully me correctly

>>35300128
post face whore

orginwefewf

>>35300220
8/10 is a pretty aggressive estimation, especially without seeing her body, but she's far from ugly. Like he said, if she put in some minimal effort, she'd definitely be 6+/10

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But the question still remains, how does one get a fembot gf?

>>35300226
OPs pic is literally a 2.4/10

just because you're 300 pounds and deformed doesn't mean standards get inflated

non-obese non-deformed people shouldnt have to settle for obese deformed people cuck

>>35300242
I'm a robot who will violently abuse you. Be my gf?

>>35300267
That's only possible if you're female

>>35300128
>that's a pretty color
it's dyed

>>35300332
>its dyed

how do you know roast

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you remind me of Amber from 'Dumbing of Age'

This is a good thing

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How i imagine most fembots look

This really is a girl

>>35300704
>white
>unattractive due to things that were in her control like tattoos and weight
nope, try harder. some of us actually got fucked over genetically.

>>35300051
I actually do find her attractive! number/10 would date.

>>35300733
Everybody does. The "ugly" girls are the ones robots don't see at all, and certainly don't bother saving pictures of.

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>>35300724
How about this?

Also to the other bots, can you imagine wanting to date this? Can you notice the lack of any stimulation whatsoever when you see her, and how you just want to forget it? She's invisible to you.

By not calling them losers. Jesus christ robots have no empathy. How would you feel if your gf whom you believed liked you talked that way about you. I really hope all the robots who act like this die virgins, which they probably will.

>>35300792
+2 points for being asian

>>35300051
is that Meg Griffin?

>>35300792
thats just an ugly normie

ops girl looks like she has a panic attack when her alarm clock goes off, doesnt shave or shower regularly, and is okay with the fact that you like to jerk off to shotacon.

>>35300792
nope. still the same shit. no major facial deformities and decent skin, her only real problem is her boyish haircut. if she grew it out she'd be average.

you robots seriously don't even know what an ugly woman is. it's like we totally don't even appear on your radar.

>>35300128
this, I have many pics of actual fembots I know and trust me, they're gross as almighty fuck. what you guys want is that quirky cute girl whose somewhat nerdy enough to keep you interested. Think the red haired chick from american pie, that's who the fuck you want.

>>35300881
i want the red haired chick in the OP i will marry her!!!

>>35300051
They're really not worthwhile. My brother had one. She was addicted to bingo would steal his cash to play it, and threw a tantrum when she'd wrecked her car and he didn't want to drive here there on xmas. eventually got knocked up by some other guy. was rushing to tie someone down with a baby so she wouldn't need to have a jorb. chubby brother got a fatter gf after that and it didn't last long. he's been happily single with hobbies and a social life.

Don't get with a loser unless you're already a loser and content staying that way. Otherwise they'll drag you down.

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>>35300940
>Don't get with a loser unless you're already a loser and content staying that way. Otherwise they'll drag you down.

>>35300128

>makeup negates acne to the point where that is a top 20% female

no

>>35300982
wew lawd this, dated a stoner girl. never again.

>>35300201
>Kek grill spotted.
Someone give sherlock here a medal

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>>35300997
Oh, laddy...

>>35300201

More likely she uses the word ugly when she is actually fat and doesn't want to admit that it's something entirely within her control.

>>35301033

Caking makeup on makes anyone look better, doesn't inherently make her more valuable.

>>35301033
>tfw gain no advantages whatsoever being gifted with naturally good skin as a female

>>35301033
>young women need makeup because they can't fix their acne by just not washing their skin because they need makeup because they can't fix their acne by just not washing their skin because they need makeup because they can't fix their acne by just not washing their skin because they need makeup because they can't fix their acne by just not washing their skin because they

Not washing, in addition to clean eating, really does work for some. Skin can overproduce sebum when constantly stripped.

>>35300792
This girl could be semi attractive if she lost weight and grew her hair out.

>>35300868
I have yet to talk to an ugly fembot. Not even the morbidly obese fembots were facially unattractive. You are just insecure and self-conscious

>>35301106
>Not washing
Filthy yurotrash

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>>35301363
The ugly ones usually don't show their faces.

>>35301380
Nah, they do and always end up being cute. I guarantee you would get a ton of replies if you posted part of your face or body rn

>>35301380
I'd still hit that to be honest

>>35300051
>how do i get a loser fembot gf
you start off by not calling other people "losers" when you're the one posting on a swedish goldfish breeding forum asking about gfs
then you move on to not having standards, I mean really, any at all

if you're bad enough to be looking for fembots as gfs then you're no prize, and if you find one that is willing to date you and you get along then you can't be bothered at all about what she looks like

Tried these things.
Decided to stop after i found out there are robots who just want "loser" fembot gfs to take advantage of their insecurities and shit and just cum and dump them.
I am a shitter and able to relate to some threads here which is why i wanted to find a guy, no point in looking anymore just gonna be alone.

>>35301613
Atleast I'm up front, I only want sex from you, whether or not you wanna stick around despite that is your choice.

>>35301613
Real robots don't pump and dump. You just went for the handsome asshole Chads and got burned as was to be expected

>>35301613
P A R I S
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original just in case

>>35300128
This post is true.

>>35301661
>Handsome chads
>In /r9k/
For what purpose.
See >>35301642, people here mostly want sexual privileges from "loser" fembot gf's and the fact that they're disturbed and shit just adds to the spice.
Most people here seem to be neets too and cannot afford to have children or have any plans for a normal/decent life, for (most) of them i believe it's just having a gf for the time being, using them for sex, get fed up with women, dump, find another insecure grill and cum, then complain about roasties, women, chads.. and occational feels.

>>35300051
She is the lowest I would go for, any uglier and it's a no no!

>>35301899
Most robots are, still, KHV. A few non-robots posting here get all the fembots. It's a farcical microcosm of the wider sexual market

>>35301899
I want to use lonely fembots too. I have a house and a job. Tell me more about how to accomplish this.

>>35301642
>>35301977
>have opportunity to find mentally compatible soulmate
>try to use them for mindless sex instead
You deserve to be alone. Disgusting.

>>35301998
still falling for the soulmate meme

>>35301998
kinda like chads eh? your words lightly strike me because deep down i would like someone, but the overall vapid and shallowness of this generation has left me hollow to how you feel because many people, both men and women have shown the complete opposite to how're you're feeling. sad cause i used to be different, but experiences change ya :p

>>35301966
I feel bad for the KHV robots, i think they're the ones who gives those feel and oregano posts. But yes i do see chads (and occasional stacies) who claim to be robots and post in some threads, they need to gtfo to /soc/ or normie book.

>>35301977
>>35301996
I think there are (khv) fembots like me in this site but what >>35300128 said, they're probably insecure and shit about their looks and all, they should be average to below average on looks with some downsides with their bodies, weight, hair, skin, health, idk , probably have issues and is a neet, etc like any robots.
Im just done looking for guys here or anywhere honestly. I guess my advice is just dont try to be an asshole and use them just for sex, enjoy eachothers company play games together or watch movies or whatever, just have fun. Although i know some women can be assholes too, fuck them, just hope you all met your waifus some day.

>>35302170
If you are KHV, how did you get burned by asshole Chads? I can tell you are European. German? Did you try talking to local bots instead of Americans?

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>look at this poor ugly girl, she is literally 3/10, you wouldn't even look at her, only makeup helps her

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>>35302240
You robots don't understand us, fembots!
I literally need 2 hours of makeup every day to actually look decent

>>35302261
This one absolutely looks better without make-up, I love the cute pout

>>35301899
>>Handsome chads
>>In /r9k/
>For what purpose.
They're here to laugh at lowly robots (some think this board is ironic) and, given the chance, bang girls with low self esteem. And femanons will act like they regret it, but deepdown they enjoyed being used by chad.

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>>35301899
>people here mostly want sexual privileges from "loser" fembot gf

I just want to help and support somebody, and bring some happiness and love into their life.

>>35302240
>>35302261
They both look fine without make-up. There are much better examples than them.

>>35302261
>>35302240
their attractiveness level doesn't change at all

i even prefer them without all that makeup

How to be a KHV robot as a man:
>have slight physical flaw
>be slightly socially awkward
>basically, don't be Chad

How to be a KHV robot as a woman:
>be horrendously deformed

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>>35302339
It really seems that females can't deal with acne, or they have acne because of excess makeups.

>>35302339
>>35302340
>missing the point this hard

of course that's not m'riginal

>>35302377
I am not a clever man

originarucommento

>>35300051
i wish I had an answer to this question, too
;_;

>>35301380
This girl isnt ugly. She's like a 6/10 at least to me

>>35302222
I made contact with some guys in r9k and other boards and basically the guys i met were all kinda extremists, one of them was a manipulative guy who just takes advantage of robot girls and cums and dumps so i dodged a bullet. Another was a crazy /pol/ guy who was just crazy red pilled, idc politics but he was just really too much for me to handle, bunch of other things nothing really came good off making any contact for me, however some other people have.

>>35302317
Women have everything to lose when they have sex, i've had enough of knowing guys who just want to use and drop, so i am not going to bother anymore.. but chads and stacies need to gtfo.

>>35302323
hope you get ur grill

>>35302431
>Another was a crazy /pol/ guy who was just crazy red pilled, idc politics but he was just really too much for me to handle

Elaborate on this if you don't mind.
I am rather /pol/ myself, I just want to gauge what a typical apolitical fembot would find to be too extreme.

>>35302467
He votes for republican party, that's too political for her.

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>when you wake up in the morning

>>35302524
How old is that thing...?

>>35302431
So now what, you're going to be a crazy cat lady because you had a few bad experiences?

>>35302240
I wouldn't be sure until you post a pic of her without makeup.

>>35302354
Why do all the normies have gfs then?

0/10 post

Am I the only one that looks worse with make-up on?

FEMBOTS DATE ME

SUNSHINE COAST

PLEASE I'M FRIENDLY

>>35302574
No. I've seen several.

However, that could be some sort of bias. Any girl that I first saw without make-up looks atrocious to me if I ever see them wearing it.

>>35302570
Normies are Chad

>>35302467
I'm non white and he was pro white only but somehow, some reason, wanted a non white gf and was desperate to get one when i said you would get a white gf man save your master race and memes, didn't want to be an asshole and just delete him and he would constantly shitpost bunch of racist pics and comments, i wasnt offended but made me uncomfortable.

Dude had severe mental instability and had a gun and talked about how he wishes he could knock women out and rape them etc everytime i was kinda like man maybe you should get a white gf i dont think we should be together. He also started talking shit about women when i was backing off, made me feel like shit.
Other things, he talked in paragraphs and essays, would never stop talking about other things related to /pol/. He was insecure about his look regardless of me just trying to complement him and all ignore all the shitposts and comments. One moment he was like o-ok and nice and another he was severely rude and shit.

>>35302548
no i try to just live on and enjoy muh games.

>>35302570
If you are not me, you are normie.

>>35302592
>However, that could be some sort of bias.
You're probably right. I have only worn a full face of make-up twice in my life. Seeing my little moles covered etc. makes me look terribly generic.

>>35302604
>I'm non white and he was pro white only but somehow, some reason, wanted a non white gf

Fucking lol

>>35302604
>Other things, he talked in paragraphs and essays

SHIT

>>35302642
>not adding additional moles for extra cuteness
absolutely barbaric, mon mademoiselle

>>35302604
summing up females:
>they go up for chad even if he isn't really interested in them
check
>they are attracted to violent psychopaths
check
>chad insults them, but they don't mind it
check

>>35302642
Yeah, it isn't appealing if a girl's face looks like it just came off an assembly-line somewhere.

>>35302604
>I'm non white
Where are you from
Pls b a cute sandgirl

>>35302659
>mon mademoiselle
>mon

et mon cul c'est du poulet?

Drawing more moles on is equally as embarrassing. I have enough anyway.

>>35302682
No we exchanged contacts and talked, this all happened in a span of 3-4 hours of him just talking and me struggling to say im not interested in hopes he doesn't go full crazy with his guns and rape tendencies.
Racist for non whites happens to them occasionally in their lives i'm used to it however his level of shitposting, just uncomfortable we are no longer in contact after that session.

>>35300868
What facial deformities do you have fembot?

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>>35302732
email me
[email protected]
I'm not a racist :^)

>>35302724
She is probably one of those steroid american """asians""". Disgusting gook roastie.

>>35302773
>steroid american """asians"""
What did he mean by this?

t. western asian grille

>>35302788
that you probably behave like a white feminist whore

>>35302788
He means you're more culturally similar to Western white woman than an Eastern Asian woman. He's also probably butthurt about Asian girls dating white guys because he's Asian.

>>35302788
that you're insufferable and don't fit anywhere. You're as ugly and nasty as regular asians from asia but you try to behave and imitate white people and that creates a laughable caricature of you subhumans. Kill yourself immediately

>>35302751
Poor circulation. Comes from things like being overweight or having a sedentary lifestyle.

>>35302788
I don't know what americans put in their food, but all east-asian-looking people from US or Canada look bigger than original east asians.

>>35302826
Do you mean bigger in weight or in general size (e.g. height)?

>>35302724
>>35302761
I'm not interested or a sandgirl, sorry..
I might come back to look for a robo bf late this year if im still alone though who knows....

>>35302773
Im not american... i dont understand why guys here just make assumptions about fembots here, i stated im khv and i get called a roastie whore, i mention im uncomfortable with pol guy and im suddenly a femanon whos into serial killers and chads, do not understand some people here sometimes..

>>35302859
>I'm not interested
o-okay ;_;

>>35302859
>late this year
A robot bf is for life, not just for christmas.

>>35302843
They are taller, wider, look either more muscular or too fatty. And it's not like there are food shortages in Korea, Japan and China.

>>35302884
We eat larger portions, generally.

>>35302859
P A R I S
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>>35302826
Maybe it's because asian cooking uses a lot of soy ? If I'm not mistaken soy is one of the biggest sources of estrogen you can find in foods.

>>35302826
I'm not American but I am tall. Must be the milk desu

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>>35302875
I am sorry.

>>35302881
Yes i hope to get a bf for life but right now i feel like just sleeping and playing games, it's enough to distract me and all.. it'll take me a few months to realised im alone and feel lonely as fuck again.

>>35302826
America is such a meme when it comes to food, i plan on visiting, cali, alaska, texis and maybe a few states that are spooki

>>35302354
Fuck off.

>Fat fuck
>Crazy anxiety
>DickleBarely any friends.

I've still fucked 4 grills and had 3 long-term girlfriends (currently in the 4th as we speak).

You really talk out of your arse. I lost me KHV played at 15. You literally have no excuse.

>>35302423
Standards.

Get some.

>>35303008
Post face, let's see how attractive you are

>>35300194
I wanna suck on those toes and lick those soles

>>35302957
Are you fat?

For research purposes

>>35303028
B-but then people will know I use R9K... I do want to be a normie one day you know.

>>35303088
If you lost your virginity at 15, you were forever and always a normie to begin with. Stop trying to fit in with losers who have been out of the system since before they even hit puberty.

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>>35303076
>sleep a lot
>game a lot
>plans to visit burger
idk famalamanon

>>35302423
you might have a gorillan fetish

>>35303100
Just use online dateing. It works. Just use your best pictures and be nice and then by the time they see the real you they are already comitted!

>>35303158
>Just use your best pictures
So can't do it if you're ugly, got it

>be nice and then by the time they see the real you they are already comitted!
I don't think you understand the damage than no social skills or interaction can do to your image. Also I don't know about you but unless you're dating whores most girls will at least try a first date to see if the person is suitable before commiting into a relationship or spreading their legs.
Please don't give advice to people when you can't even relate to them or understand them.

>>35303158
>be a shy awkward fuck with no social media presence
>decide to man up, sign up to dating websites, take the best pic I could possibly muster
>message infinite number of girls
>not even a single response
Dating sites are ruled by Chads, they chat with all the women there and leave us nothing. Date site and tinder only corroborate the notion of 20% of men getting all the girls

>>35303241
Wasn't there actually a study or an article that actually confirmed that ? Well if that makes you feel any better at least you had the balls to put yourself out there even a little bit. I hate my face so much I can't even bear to look at a picture of myself, all the pics I've ever taken were of the countryside without my face in it. All of my accounts on social media are some random shit like a bird or a mountain or something.

>>35303286
>All of my accounts on social media are some random shit like a bird or a mountain or something.
You're not giving women the opportunity to like you. What if she completely disagrees with you and loves your face and looking at pictures of it? You won't know if you never give yourself the chance.

>>35302931
Fitoestrogen does little to no effect on humans, it is a meme.

>>35303329
You're probably right but every time I've tried to tell myself this and try to take a picture of me I feel so disgusted I delete it on the spot. I know it's not rational, sometimes I even look in the mirror and think to myself that I look alright but when it comes to seeing myself in a picture or in a video I think I look like shit.

>>35303286
It's good to have the reassurance that you're an ugly fuck who women will prefer avoiding rather than responding with an "Hi". The good bit of this is that you gradually get used to it and at least you can stop deluding yourself into believing that the problem is "you not putting yourself out there or trying" and it's merely a lottery of life you lost in.
It's okay man, we're just the unseen ones who will live and die to be forgotten.

>>35303409
i'm in the same spot. I don't know if my camera is shit or I'm really that ugly but I haven't had a single picture I can be proud of in my adult life.

>>35303409
>>35303436
If you look alright in the mirror you probably look alright to others. We weren't meant to see ourselves in pictures or video.

>>35303418
It is better to keep trying than to accept defeat and deny yourself any and all possibility of success.