Let's make a checklist to serve as a robot test. [ ] Live

>>35299928


[x ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[x ] Bad hygiene
[X] no Friends
[ x] virgin
[x ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Fuck those who say that women can't be robots

>>35299949
What went so wrong, anon?

>>35299974
I'm just ugly

>>35299974
He was just one number away from quints

>>35299988
Well, that sucks, I guess. You could always become a slampig.

>>35299928
>>>35299928
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>
>[x ] Live with family
>[X] Unemployed
>[X] No car
>[x ] Bad hygiene
>[X] no Friends
>[ x] virgin
>[x ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence
>
Exactly as that guy or gril except I have hugs and good hygiene.
The only reason I have good hygiene is because I sweat alot and if I don't shower twice a day, my smell will be unbearable.
Also I have a job.

>>35299928
>[X] Live with family
>[ ] Unemployed
>[ ] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[ ] Friends
>[X] virgin
>[X] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence

>>35300055
Having a car sounds really rad, anon. Are they as great as they seem?

>>35299928
>[X] Live with family
>[X] Unemployed
>[X] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[ ] Friends
>[X] virgin
>[X] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence

I used to think im only a little less normal, but coming here every day has really put thing into perspective.

[] Live with family
[] Unemployed
[] No car
[] Bad hygiene
[x] no Friends
[] virgin
[] super kissless hugless virgin
[x] low self-confidence

not sure why the fuck im here

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I was in a relationship when I was 13 and have 1 internet friend. I guess that's better than nothing

>>35300137
Yes, absolutely. Night drives are as comfy as they say they are, and it's very convenient in general.

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I'm not too sure about the bad hygiene part though. I sometimes feel like I smell but nobody really says anything or avoids me.

[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] no Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence
Why can't I fit in?

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[ ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[X] No friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

What do I win?

>>35299928
>[X] Live with family
>[ ] Unemployed
>[ ] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[ ] Friends
>[ ] virgin
>[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence

Wow, I'm doing better than most of you.

>>35299928
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] No Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

In college and just living at home for this year. Other years I'm living closer to campus. Also why the fuck do you need a car? If you're in a major metropolitan area, it's a waste of fucking money on a depreciating asset.

[x] Live with family
[] Unemployed (soon)
[] No car
[] Bad hygiene
[] no Friends (although it sure doesn't feel like it)
[x] virgin
[x] super kissless hugless virgin
[x] low self-confidence

Does having an active girlfriend automatically disqualify someone for robothood?

x
x(self employed)
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x
o
o
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>>35299928
How originally old are you?

(ORIGINALLY! REE!)

>>35301997
29. I have no excuses. :(

>>35299928
>[ x] Live with family
>[X] Unemployed
>[X] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[X] Friends
>[ ] virgin
>[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[+-] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[X] No friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

i work at a nightclub one night a week + my cars a piece of shit

>>35299988
I'll love you anon.
origidig

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[ ] No car _____________have_a_car_but_it's_shit_______
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I propose the following be added to the checklist:
[X] unattractive
[X] mental illness or autism
[X] no athletic ability

>>35302280
>[X] mental illness or autism

Why do you repeat yourself, anon?

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[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I hate my life

>>35299988
>t. female (male)

origorogoriggorog

>>35299928
>[X] Live with family
>[ ] Unemployed
>[X] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[X] No friends
>[X] Virgin
>[ ] KHV
>[X] Low self-confidence

>>35303160
Oops, meant to put an X for bad hygiene

>>35299928 (OP)


[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] No Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
>[X ] Live with family
>[X] Unemployed
>[] No car
>[X] Bad hygiene
>[] Friends
>[ ] virgin
>[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] No Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I'm not a very good robot am I?

[ ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

real robot 26 kv neet on bux coming through

>>35299928
Reminder if you don't have "[ ] virgin" checked you are not a robot.

>>35299949
What's the fucking appeal of role playing as a female on r9k?
I don't get it, how is it satisfying to get (you)s from autistic virgins here?

[ X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

could be worse

Answers 6 months ago at 27.
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Answers now:
[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

w-whats happening to me brobots ?

[X] Live with family
[~] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[~] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

On the plus side I have good hopes for a couple of interviews I had a bit ago. I have one real life friend, but they're moving a few states away in like 5 months I think.

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

I am trying to fix myself this year.

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>>35299928
[X ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed (school)
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[] Friends
[X ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

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>>35299928
Fuck I'm on mobile.
Employed
Had sex
Employed
Have car
Live with family
Have friends
Low self confidence
Still a robot though.

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>>35303454
>Had sex
>Still a robot though
Nope.

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence
[X] receives neetbux because of mental illness
[X] plays video games
[X] hasn't touched a girl in over 5 years
[X] alcoholic
[X] obese
[ ] watches chinese cartoons

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
>isn't a virgin

you're not a robot, fuck off

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

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>>35299949
>Fuck those who say that women can't be robots
They literally can't be robots. Stop larping, enjoy the (You)

>>35303677

virginity has nothing to do with being a robot faggot. With $60 you can stick your dick in a slut, wow! so hard! im a normie now!

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>>35299928
[x]
[] (soon to be)
[]
[x]
[]
[]
[]
[x]

>tfw you are a friendless, loveless, cynical fuck at age 20, but because you put your penis in some whore you can't even hang out with your robot friends
>tfw social ineptitude forces me to avoid my intellectual equals because it embarasses me that I lack such basic knowledge about the world
>tfw education forces me to avoid hanging out with my social equals because it embarasses me that I have wasted a better opportunity than any of them had

I would kill myself if I didn't love my hobbies so fucking much.
Or if I had half a hope that absolute emptiness would be better relative.
Fuck.

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>>35299928
[X] Live with mom
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] Virgin
[ ] Super kissless hugless virgin
[X] Low self-confidence

I just got friendzoned by my first crush. I sperged out then realized I need a friend but now she hates me. Feels bad man

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>>35299928

>[ ] Live with family
>[] Unemployed
>[] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[X] Friends
>[x ] virgin
>[x ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[X] low self-confidence

[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car (don't really need one though since I have a 15 minute walk to work)
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends (shouldn't this be "no friends"?)
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin (I've been hugged by a non-related girls)
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[ ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[X] no friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
BONUS: [X] No license
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends (only if online friends count)
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Another thread where people who post get no replies and nothing is really gained.

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Years ago when I was 16 a 15 year old 8.5/10 girl propositioned me for sex. I refused because I was past the age of consent and she wasn't.

>>35299928
>not a virgin
You have already failed the robot test.

[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

Meme autism virgin cuck

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin

>>35299949
>[ ] Live with family
>[ ] Unemployed
>[ ] No car
>[ ] Bad hygiene
>[ ] no Friends
>[x] virgin
>[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
>[maybe a little] low self-confidence

[x] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[x] Bad hygiene
[X] No Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Eek

[ ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[Not Sure] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[Some] low self-confidence

[] Live with family
[] Unemployed
[] No car
[] Bad hygiene
[] No friends
[X] Virgin
[] Super kissless hugless virgin
[X] Low self confidence

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] no Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Could definitely be much worse

>Let's make a checklist to serve as a robot test.
Sure.
[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[] No car
[] Bad hygiene
[] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[ ] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

>tfw have my own place, decentish job, go to uni, have a car and a motorcycle but still havent kissed a girl in 3 years and am a virgin.

[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[ ] No car
[X] Bad hygiene
[ ] Friends
[X] virgin
[X] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

desu i feel this is even worse since i'm a wagecuck. wageslaving is a worse life than being neet. I still have no friends or relationships or happiness, and I just have less time for vidya now.

>>35299928
[x] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[~] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[~] no friends
[x] virgin
[~] super kissless hugless virgin
[x] low self-confidence

kissless but not hugless virgin

friends but i dont care about them much because i get excluded still

in process of getting car

>>35299928


>Let's make a checklist to serve as a robot test.

Ok then.

[X] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence

>>35299928
[X] Live with family
[ ] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[X] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

[ ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[ ] Bad hygiene
[X] Friends
[ ] virgin
[ ] super kissless hugless virgin
[ ] low self-confidence