the rise and the fall of a normie normal nurmal normen normamente

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So I live in this shared house
this guy who's like 35 manages it but don't own
he's out of the towny now
I was strictly told "no parties" by the landlord
this guy who I think evolved from loser-normie-zero-social-status a.k.a. sadnest to "Wassup NORMIE?!"
he keeps having parties (I live in a college town) and I just have to wonder if his liberal arts are going to suffer once he gets kicked out and has nowhere to liv
but last night, I was using the shared kitchen to prepare my ~NOODLES~ and Alfa Giganta was having a get-together
(I'm sure this is against the rules)
so this ugly bitch comes over 2 me and is talking in a retarded loop, she keeps saying the same thing every 3 sentences
"How do you know _; the birthday boy"
"I don't, I live here"
"so why are you here?"
"I live here." I snapped
then she repeats herself twice about how she wants some noodles
I reply:"that's sum duplo duplicity deficacy"
at this point she fucking touches me, i'm wearing a jacket
and then her orbiter, we'll call him marz 0 for the sake of argument, comes over and touches my arm!
so guess what I did- I put my biggest wrenches in my jacket and waited outside for him. but he didn't come out. I was gonna ask him why he touched me and try to escalate it to a fight (bring it orbiter) i'll still knock your teeth out then your testicles and then your soul
but I realize that was sexist and if I start a fight I'll have to dual both mars and her gigantic douche of an orbiter
Sideshow: this other bitch who lives here was like "Alfa-Gigante is having a party...{blah blah blah]" all nonchalante
these freaks pls
worse still I heard the bois talking b4 their shitty prolly party about "let's only let them in if they bring a bunch of girls""i don't want just anyone getting in" I dub thee, you douche, Lord Dufus