>tfw stacy only fucks guys who back up her toilet on the first date
Where are my shitlets?
If I shit in my toilet the water touches my ass and I don't like it
I have a feeling if I let it happen I would get some type of bacteria infection
I've probably wasted a good amount of toilet paper to negate the splash back effect
Fry your breakfast in Crisco and down massive amounts of coffee. Her bathroom will look like it was nuked from orbit.