After a long day of being played with, Woody is put in the toy chest. He waits for a while, so he can find Bo Peep for a nightly session of hide the slinky, and he can't find her. He looks around a bit, until he hears noises coming from behind the curtains. He opens the curtains and finds Buzz Lightyear ass fucking Bo Peep. "There's a snake in my booty!" he exclaims. Bo Peep defends herself saying "You've got a friend in me". Buzz climaxes and groans "To infinity... AND BEYOND!"
>>35208432
Each day we become more and more like /b/...
Maybe now is a good time for me to move to wizchan.
>>35208459
Shut the fuck up, you cunt. Y'all have never been better than /b/, you're just less popular and more original, which is why I prefer this shit. Move to wizchan, literally nobody cares, kill yourself.
>>35208432
I laughed both genuinely and ironically, simultaneously.