Hey Anon, where are we going for our Hollywood date night?

This photo feels odd. Maybe it's because she's 32

>>35507287
I really like the song firework by her. I'm not gay, right?

>>35507287
You've been there longer you tell me.

lasers pew pew

>>35507287
You guys really don't get how these threads work

The idea is that it's funny because you're put on the spot and need to think fast

All the threads you guys post are so divorced from reality you can't possibly engage in them

How did I get here?

Why am I talking to Katy Perry?

I leave my house once a week, premise is ridiculous

>>35507287
>Dating a coal burner

>>35507287
We're going to stand in line for 2 hours to get a hot dog at Pink's, like all the other assholes.
Then we're going night-hiking in Griffith until one of us is mauled by a cougar.
After that, we're going to egg the Scientology center on Sunset by the hospital. Hopefully, L Ron rises from his grave to kill us.
Then we're going to look for Jesus on the walk of fame and take a picture with him.