>Wake up >Look at yourself at the mirror >See this wat do?

>go to my next concert
>undress myself on stage
>piss all over the front row while reciting memes from 4chan
>masturbate until cops arrive and arrest me

>>35616170
do the world a favour and kms

Spread the message of White Pride.

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>mfw suddenly life is on easy mode

>>35616232
I don't know why but I just laughed so hard at this post

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>oneitis is a huge Taylor Swift fan
>contact her
>meet up with her and seduce her
>spend the rest of our lives together

Why did I sleep in makeup?

>>35616170
>Find a guy
>Ask him to be my boyfriend
>Break up with him
>Write a song about my ex
>Make millions of dollars

I'd still have bad posture and would be too lazy to put on make up. So no one would recognise me anyways.

>taylor swift has probably given trump a blowjob

play with my body for a while and then name the jew on stage

Lower the numbers of virgins on /r9k/

>>35616437
this desu, i would also take nudes and share them
>release ts6
>first concert
>"so uhh i have something to tell you"
>tell the truth about the jewish bankers
>if anything goes wrong, kms

Try to get switched back to my mess of a body so that I don't destroy taylors. Try to take care of her until I get switched. When I get swapped back to mine resume my destruction.

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>>35616438
That's kinda lewd and slutty anonymus

Would you really suck the dick of fatties nerd virgins?

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>>35616170
play with my tits and pussy all fucking day long

>>35616170
Masturbate all day. If I have to swap back eventually, send nudes and shit to my original self, and try to make Taytay fall in love with me.

>>35616232
This wasn't as funny as you thought it was gonna be