>call dubs >get singles >close browser, restart computer

Check em babe

*Unzips quads*

>>35644271
>make a post
>realize I posted it on the wrong board one tab over
>start sweating and convulsing

>>35644271
>notice a spelling error after posting
>try to delete
>can't delete immediately
>heart rate goes to 200
>start sweating
>close browser
>unplug internet cord
>go lie down

>>35644478

>Accidentally make a post in /pol/ meant for /r9k/
>Get banned for 3 days for posting non-politics stuf

If I get dubs on this post then I leave forever

>>35644618
Oh ok

second try

Please

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>Make typo
>Exit 4Chan
>Shut down computer
>Unplug it, throw it away, and buy a new one

>>35644637
Fuck.

If this post ends in a number then I leave.

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>make awkward post
>close browser, update malwarebytes for the tenth time that day, run ccleaner and shut off wifi

>argue with some anon for hours
>eventually btfo him completely
>realize I actually share the same opinion and have been arguing against my own inner being all along
>lay outside in the dark with my eyes closed for the rest of the night.