you've got ten seconds to prove that you're not a filthy

Here's your proof, I come in here for the ylyls and I know 4chan is a branch of 9GAG.

>>35651228
im gay
oreginal

>>35651228
I'm married, college educated, employed, and make good money. I have a stable social circle and can speak to strangers easily.

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this is my history no deleting

>>35651228
i have a gf

suprisingly not originale

Well...

>I'm a 21 year old virgin
>I have never had a job
>I don't have any friends (only some acquaintances) and never had a gf
>I rarely leave the house (only when I have/need to)
>I'm socially and mentally inept

So.. did I pass?

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>asexual
>35 and still browse this place
>third world
>chire
>autism

>>35651228
I listen to industrial. And I unironically have a loli waifu shrine.

>>35651583
>>35651688
He said prove you're NOT a normie, brainlets.

>>35651644
>Reddit
The invasion is STILL going on?

>>35651228
my face has been between my mother's unconscious buttcheeks on three occasions

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>>35651228
I....I can't anymore
>tfw university life has alienated you from your own home

>>35651837
But I am a normie. Why wouldn't I be one?

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>>35651644
>twitch, /gif/ and reddit
This proves you're not a normie how, exactly...?

I have no friends, i only shower once per week, i have no money of my own at my 26 years old and when i masturbate i wipe the cum with my own underwear.

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>>35651228
Are you a normie if you do robot stuff but also normie stuff?
Had bad OCD growing up and still have it slightly plus lots of other stuff but if you saw me now youd think i was extremely normal.

>>35651228
It's hard for me to talk, since I never do it on a regular basis. My throat just forgot how to make voice.

I spent my 30th birthday alone watching anime

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>>35651228
i watch loli anime/ hentai

>>35651512
normie
>>35651516
irrelevant and probably normie
>>35651583
liar
>>35651644
underaged
>>35651688
irrelevant and probably normie
>>35651811
normie, cyborg at best
>>35651828
don't believe you
>>35651837
cyborg
>>35651924
cyborg and that's hot
>>35651934
normie
>>35651983
cyborg leaing to normie

I make my own cash me outside memes straight from 9gag by the way how the frick do I green text

>>35651228
I have severe social anxiety, OCD, and depression, and i watch anime

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>>35652057
I'll take it!

>>35652047
My nigga. I drown in loli pussy everynight.

>>35652057
Don't you gatekeep me; I'm far from the standards that would make me a normie, or even a cyborg.

Your expectations are way too high!

>>35652073
>I dont know desu
God damn fuck this stupid ass robot muting my shit

>>35651228
I'm a khv, and I have no social media

>>35651228
I'm a 21 khv NEET who's depressed and wants to die.

I don't have to prove shit to you, norman. I was here before you invaded, and I'll be here after.

I don't think traps are gay

>>35652357
Oh so you're /r/me_irl

>>35651228
I wish I could prove I were a normie instead. The robot meme is not something you want to be a part of, please don't try to be one thinking you're joining some kind of secret 4chan club. Life feels so fucking shitty all I want is to be able to be a normie and talk to people but alas, I never have been and never will be.

I got a pair of assless chaps. I haven't worn them though, they were a gift.

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>>35652357
youre so edgy, go kill yourself wile watching Naruto you fucking loser

>>35652400
It ain't gay if the balls don't touch

>>35651228
I'm straight but like to shove sharpies up my ass, I randomly say "bottom text", I am 18 and have not held a girl's hand, I play EU4 and Victoria 2, and in general my mannerisms are socially unaccepted.

I'm diagnosed with Ass Burgers

I'm a drug dealing NEET, 21 years old without work experience also I worship Satan.
I'm not a robot, a cyborg at best.
But at least not a Normie.

This place used to be full of the strangest and most interesting and knowledgeable people. Not necessarily this board but 4chan

>>35652589

Now it's just ledit 2.0

I post on a board full of other autists