Femanons, do you have bigger than average breasts, thighs, hips,

dumb kagaposter

Dicklet nigger be gone

>>35651269
She's got life and hometown tho

>>35651345
I am not Ruggarell

Are there no femanons on right now?

>>35651259
Fuck off OP you thirsty bitch no one wants to talk about their tits with you

>>35651991
Don't slander me like that. I also recognize that ass is important too.

>>35651259
My hips, thighs, and ass are massive. My breasts are very large. My waist is small and I weigh 164 lbs. My body type affect my life every day. Any time I'm in public, and that's where I work, there will be men who are staring at me. If I walk down the street there will be rude comments. When I was younger it was very common for random men to try to start conversations with me out of the blue.

Clothing is difficult to fit, and I can only wear jeans around the house unless I want to make a scene in public.

>>35652342
Post pics my (wo)man

>>35652392
This thread isn't for people to beg femanons for pictures. Don't scare her off.

>>35652342
That's impressive that you're big in all four areas. Do you think it's contributed to why you ended up here?

>>35652342
I want to cum on you ooga booga

>>35651259
I have a big ass. It has affected my life in the following ways:
Most pants look good on
People tell me I have a nice ass

That is all.

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I know curvy femanons exist.

Where did she go ;_;

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>>35652432
>This thread isn't for people to beg femanons for pictures. Don't scare her off.

Faggot OP, you're not even being subtle.

Why else would you make such a thread.

>>35652684
Specifically to infuriate you, of course :^)

>>35651259
>tfw fucking LOVE mid size tits (b-c cup) nice thick powerful (but not huge) thighs, a plump (but not meme level) ass, and nice sexy birthing hips (even thought I don't really want kids, with the right person yes, but I've only seen that once in 28 years), but on a frame that's between 4'10 and 5'5.
So hard to find.
Idfc if you're crazy, femanons, and I'm what most of these fags would call Chad, based on looks alone. But I AM as autistic as every other bot/cyborg on here.
Someone love me. Please.

>>35652656
>suchs
Bitch is borderline illiterate

>>35652752
>never seen a k with a bubble

The only illiterate one here is you faggot

>>35652615
Do you have a measurement? How does it compare to your waist?

>>35651259
Nope to all four. I basically look like a teenage boy with long hair and better skin care.

>>35652986
Free coupon for one (1) bf.

Please redeem by end of day.

>>35653035
Appreciate it anon
Oregon

>>35652888
I have never measured my butt.... I wear a size 26 in jeans. I am 5 foot 5 and 115 lbs. Waist is pretty small but its more of just having a phat ass. Everything else on me is slim/small

>>35653090
Cute. Appreciate you telling me that, anon. Did you do squats for it or did you just naturally have a huge ass?

>>35653090
Jesus Christ post butt now

>>35653125
Its natural. My mom has a big ass too. Kinda creepy cuz she is in her 60s but guys hit on her all the time when we go out to eat and stuff. She flaunts it more though. I like to cover up

>>35653090
You sound super cute. What sort of clothes do you normally wear? Is it hard to find clothes that fit well?

>>35653195
POST ASS RIGHT NOW WHORE

>>35653195
You should do squats just to see how ridiculously big it can get. I think it would be a fun experiment.

>>35653253
If it didnt hurt and force me to acknowledge how weak I am, sure

>>35653200
Aw, I normally wear dresses with sweaters or jeans, top and a sweater.

>>35653305
Oh my god just post your ass. No one will know it's you.

>>35653305
Fair enough. No one would judge you for starting out with the bar though. Keep it in mind. You'd be doing humanity a favor.

No. I'm so flat (32AA) bras don't even fit me and the rest of me is scrawny as fuck too.

What is your job fembot?

>>35653305
So sort of like the pic in >>35652656 ?
That and dresses is 10/10. I wish I could pick you up and hug you.

i am like a b idk my body is burrito shaped

>>35652432
It definitely has, but not in the way most people get here. I have led a pretty weird life to get to where I am now. My parents are hippies and gypsies and I was home schooled until the age of 16. I started developing when I was extremely young, around 10 - 13 years old, and by the time I was 14 I looked pretty much like I look now. When I finally did get to high school it was a shock because I was used to being treated like an adult woman by people in my daily life (I was working in the concert and festival circuit selling home made jewelry) and I already had a lot of sexual experiences. In high school I was treated like a kid again and it all seemed so silly. I dropped out and got my GED then kept working and floating from place to place into my early 20s. I've settled down now and have a pretty sweet gig at "work" while supplementing my income by doing some adult work (selling pics and videos and underwear). I came here by coming to 4chan a few years ago when some of my friends kept talking about it. I started out on /mu/ and /diy/ but eventually started looking at all the other parts of the site and this one was the most fascinating since it doesn't have a topic. That was about 2 years ago. I still come by from time to time but it's gotten pretty repetitive now.

>>35653429
Post link to your adult work

>>35653429
Hahahaha tell me about the thirsty beta cucks who buy your underwear

>>35653429
Interesting. Don't mean to pry, but do you have any examples of your work that you'd be willing to share?

>>35653429
pls be my thicc GED gf

>>35653402
No anon, she has giant boobies.
do it

>>35653628
I was just talking about the clothes
what's your location qt? I'll hug you and cook for you

>>35653700
Ohh yeah. Checked
florida;-;

Where the fuck are the New York qts? I'll treat better than these faggots.

>>35653769
I'm in washington ;-;
I hope you find your hugs

>>35653842
Womp womp
goodnight anon

>>35653769
I'm a short drive from there. Prepare your ass for a dicking from a 5.5 NEET cock

>>35653488
I have two long-time customers in their 50s who have very normal and happy marriages (as far as I know) that purchase my used underwear every so often. They're not betas.

I have responded to craigslist ads asking for photos or videos of women with big butts from time to time. I don't know anything about these people but for the price I charged they're not sitting at home doing nothing all day (unless they have rich parents).

>>35653505
Not for free.

>>35653873
I live nearly as far south as you can get in the state so even if you reach the border it is another 5 to 7 hour drive

>>35653891
So you only give out pictures locally then? Or is there somewhere I could buy them?

>>35651259
wrong forum my man, please leave now.

>>/soc/

>>35653916
Don't care, I used to go there on vacation. Didn't take too long. Just stay in one place for the next decade or so and I'll try to find you.

>>35653936
Tell you what, as soon as this thread dies, I'll head on over there.

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>>35653891
>I have two long-time customers in their 50s who have very normal and happy marriages (as far as I know) that purchase my used underwear every so often. They're not betas.

Wtf I hate boomers now

>>35653965
>I hate boomers now
>Now

>>35652342
>Oh heavens above! What time do you call this my pretty?
>What's that you say? A protest?
>Why of course my dear. One must fight for what is right.
>To think that this protest involved a throng of radiant young ladies, all with bounteous bosoms bared?
>And my dear, I do indeed chuckle heartily, for it is clear to me that your own bazoomas place first in the gallery of magnificent milkpuffles
>For, m'lady, were a young man to lay eyes upon you and not immediately remark on the potency of your heavenly orbs, one might safely assume that this man is indeed, a boob!
>Yes m'lady, a pun. Occasionally I simply must indulge. Chortle!
>Come closer to your valiant protector. Oh my goodness gracious, you truly are in fine fettle.
>I simply must encounter these blessed globes once more.
>Oooh the feeling through me, like electricity as I glance upon these pink tips, awaiting touch of a chivalrous hand.
>I must return to these givers of life, m'lady. Every man must know his roots, if he is to be any kind of man at all.
>*Gently nibbles on nipples*
>M'lady, why do you shudder at my touch?
>Why, each lick of these rosy jumperbuttocks is like a tender caress with Athene herself.
>*Slurps spittle over breasts*
>The taste, my God, the taste. M'lady, I fear you may find me a terrible beast, but I simply must beg. Wouldst thou proffer a drop of nectar?
>*Sucks drop of milk from breast*
>As sweet as a Summer Dahlia housing a bumblebee. I truly am alive.
>*Snorsh sluuuurp nyom sllllrp*
>M'lady. m'lady, I live for this.
>*Begins to ejaculate in pants*
>Oh, my own fleshrod. It's pulsating prowess silences all! The force of this is enough to make a kind sir void his bowels! >M'lady, m'lady. Prepare! Prepare I say. For the harvest has failed and God yet might make his response be known! Ooh GRRP UUMP
>*BRAAAAAAAP PFNAAAAAR BOWLLLLLT POOOOOOOOOFFFAAAAAARRP CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPOWPOWPOW SQUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOORP BRRRRP PFNARSCH PFNARP BRRAAAAP BOOOOOOOOORPP*

>>35653922
I send them via email. If you're interested in buying you'll have to leave some form of communication here.

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>tfw 38-24-36, 32G bra

I was very popular, but due to going to an upper-class private school, I never received much harassment. I've been asked to model a couple times before.

>>35654038
If you were very popular, how'd you end up here?

>>35653994
Imagine I am doing a very quiet and smug clap with my hands held in front of my face right now while staring at you with eyebrows raised.

>>35654000
I'm personally broke, but I'm sure some anon has enough money to spend

Don't let me down, anons.

>>35653994
this is the best meme ever

>>35653994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvtqwSixHoY

>>35654064
I still am actually. I've been coming here for ages for general discussion and memes/humor.

>>35654166
Do you fly with your labia from place to place or do you drive a car?

>>35654166
I'm afraid you're gonna have to pay the popular tax of posting a picture of your body or else I'll have to ask you to leave this board.

>>35654038
So just from that post alone, I gathered that you're female, rich, popular, busty, and you have a huge ass. Sounds like you've had an easy life.

>>35654254
Oh, forgot to mention attractive too.

Itt: females who have an easily life because of tits and ass, and also sell extremely overpriced pictures

>>35654328
To be fair, we don't know how much she sells them for.

>>35654254
>>35654278
All yes to that, but I'm also bisexual (mostly lesbian) and into weird shit.

I don't tell anyone that so it doesn't affect me, so your point still stands.

>>35654356
$200 for 20 photos and 5 minute video.

>>35654392
Don't give this whore money. She deserves to be poor

So....anyone in this thread got 200 dollars to burn?

>>35654371
Hope you find a good partner, anon. Doubt it'll be hard for you, though.

>>35654328
I can't comment on who has the harder life. I have read a lot of posts on this board and I know many young men go through a lot. But I've been through a lot in my life too as a woman, a lot of things men never have to put up with or even think about.

>>35654549
I think if you've posted in this thread, you're already better off than most women though. Just saying.

>>35654410
I can afford 200 dollars but I can also think of better things to spend it on.

>>35654615
You'll never know until you do it.

>>35654644
I spent 200 last night on a hooker. Much better value for money than a bunch of pictures.

>>35654741
Fair. But there are people who donate hundreds to shitty streamer girls. I'm sure there must be one anon desperate enough to purchase it.

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>>35651259


i'm really small and don't have any of the "larger" features, was underweight before i guess so now i'm just kinda me

>>35654772
There's still an audience for that, anon. Hope you find a good partner.

>>35654760
There are anons with fair amounts of money and desperate anons. But rarely an anon has both traits at the same time.

>>35654805
thank you anon ! i have a boyfriend, though often i feel like its difficult for him because of my brain issues i get really isolated and things and i don't know how to explain to him how i feel very well

sorry for my bad typing i'm very tired

Why can't someone just post their titties FUCK

>>35652656
Holy shit curvy femanon from /fa/ browses /r9k/?

That's interesting

>>35654861
Because the women in this thread get off on you being sexually frustrated, of course.

>>35654845
>I have a boyfriend
Shocker

>>35654845
No problem. It sounds like he truly loves you though if he's willing to stick with you through all your faults. Have a good one, anon

>>35654895
its long-distance/met online

i can't go outside so it makes me happy enough

>>35654945
Oh, so you don't have a boyfriend. Just a pretend one.

>>35655000
um, i don't know

sorry

>>35654945
Does that mean you're still a virgin?

>>35653891
>purchase my used underwear
>they're not betas

right.

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>>35655071
no, had that taken from me when i was 7 or 8

>>35655123
Is that why you're so fucked up now?

>>35655123
>What an original thing to say
9 out of 10 times thats made up.

>>35653994
You need to make more medieval/chivalrous comments of a sexual/flatulent nature such as this in random threads.

Not because it's humor, but because it matches exactly what it is threads like these are made of; stupid asinine shit.

>>35655167
not really even, moreso from stuff that happened after that while growing up

>>35655203
what am i supposed to reply to this? i'm posting in a thread on my own accord, the matter of belief is up to you to decide

>>35652986
>I basically look like a teenage boy with long hair and better skin care.
that's the best kind of girl though

>>35655290
So if that started when you were 7 or 8... does that mean it was done to you repeatedly for many years of your childhood? Did already have a big ass and boobs then?

>>35655557
She's >>35654772
So she doesn't have a big ass or boobs.

>>35655557
it happened once, shortly after that i changed living situations to somewhere else (not as a result of that event though)

also yes listen to this anon >>35655595

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OP here. I'm going to bed, so if you guys want to keep this thread alive, that's up to you. Got some very good responses so I'm happy, but more responses wouldn't hurt. Night guys.