ITT: video games that women will NEVER understand. :O

>>35680280
any stealth game

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this one, trust me they never will.

>>35680280
Demon Souls

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the whole saga

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Dark Sceptre for the ZX Spectrum.

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Never met a good female playing TF2, they simply cannot comprehend explosive jumping.

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>>35680280
Those women can keep their Human Revolution.

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>>35680280
Most /vr/ games. Women are usually stick on the new games or meme games

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>Normies will never understand this game

>>35680726
So are the majority of people who play video games.

>>35680662
human revolution was better only because of how hilariously you could fail sidequests and the game would still keep going

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Normies can never understand this game, and all women are normies.

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Any JRPG, any JRPG with a good story and fun, interesting characters.

>>35680758
You get a lot of people who claim that they're hardcore because of liking LoZ out Chrono Trigger though.

>>35680280
idk m8 bloodborne is pretty accessible to women i would think.

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This and SH3 basically

>>35680921
>challenging
>obscure
>pulp horror
>action
>timed dodges

no

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>>35680280
Definitely Manhunt, and maybe Hitman, maybe Mount & Blade

>>35680795
are you fucking retarded, faggoty japanese games are very accessible for women

>>35680555
Women will definitely like this game, retard

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>>35681038
Yea, you're right, I just wanted to post my most recent favorite.

>>35681060
because when I was a little kid it was a girl who introduced me to JRPGs. Not that I ever got to like those games.

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>>35680280
>implying anyone understands soulsborne games without looking up a wiki

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Cave shooters. Bullet hells in general.

>>35681013
>challenging
literally cannot lose or get stuck
>obscure
are you retarded
>pulp horror
barely
>action
yes and?
>timed dodges
le omg so hard xD

>>35681042
no really, have you played it?

BB is 30 fps, unplayable garbage

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>>35682008
TAKE THAT OFF THE INTERNET NOW

FUCKING NOW

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>>35682008
REEEEE DELETE REEEEEEE DELEEET

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>>35680280
>women will NEVER understand a game whose entire plot revolves around motherhood, childbirth and blood

My friend the person who doesn't understand Bloodborne is you.

>>35682048
Implying women today understand how to be mothers

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>>35682059
>implying you need /pol/ spooks to understand reproduction

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>>35682048
the plot revolves around duty, self improvement and the hubris of man

the things you described are just motifs

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>>35682008
MASTERRACE FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OFF HERE FUCK U FUCK U FUCK FUCK FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35680280
Pic related

>>35682072
What are you even trying to say?

>>35682076
You're correct in saying that hubris is an obvious theme in Bloodborne, but for the rest:

>duty
Pretty much any character with a "duty" in Bloodborne is mad, just look at The Executioners and Lady Maria.

>self improvement
Lets look at the end results of "self-improvement" in Bloodborne.
Memsis got fried by trying to improve themselves by putting eyes in their brains.
Anyone who bolsters themselves with Old Blood turns into a beast.

Bloodborne's plot revolves around the character being a tool for the Great One Oedon. The player character exists only so that he can be born into the world.

>>35682124
That traditional values mean nothing to primal beings like the Old Ones.

>>35682154

>Pretty much any character with a "duty" in Bloodborne is mad, just look at The Executioners and Lady Maria.

the plot, e.g., what you're doing is all about duty: gehrman's duty, the duty of the doll, the duty of a hunter, etc.

>Lets look at the end results of "self-improvement" in Bloodborne.
Memsis got fried by trying to improve themselves by putting eyes in their brains.
Anyone who bolsters themselves with Old Blood turns into a beast.

it doesn't matter if you fail at self-improvement (although the cord ending is the ultimate self improvement), the point is that's what everyone wants to do: commune with the gods and ascend

>>35682194
>the duty of a hunter

The player Hunter is very different from the actual Hunters formed to protect Yharnam from the beasts. Being told by Gehrman to just turn your brain off and kill beasts isn't a "duty." Your obviously not duty bound to protect citizens either, seeing as you have the option to send them to the Doc or leave them to their fate.

Gehrman and The Doll certainly have duties to Oedon, but not in the human sense you're thinking of.

>the cord ending is the ultimate self improvement

Self-improvement and Ascension aren't "good" things in BB, just like how Amygdala and Rom aren't good or evil, they just "are." That said, most would agree that it's better to be human than completely vacuous like Rom.
I also think that the ascension you see in the Childhood's End ending is inconsiquental in the actual "plot" of Bloodborne.

so why was the hunter even looking for paleblood? and don't give me that Bullshit that he was looking for a cure because nothing in the game implies this.
as it stands out pale blood is something that even the common folk in yharnam no nothing about, so how did a foreigner know about pale blood and why did he want it? the only reason the hunter would want pale blood was so he could ascend, which would mean he had extensive prior knowledge to everything that was already happening. so was he just playing dumb when he meets gerhman?

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>>35682272

>The player Hunter is very different from the actual Hunters formed to protect Yharnam from the beasts.

yeah

>Being told by Gehrman to just turn your brain off and kill beasts isn't a "duty." Your obviously not duty bound to protect citizens either, seeing as you have the option to send them to the Doc or leave them to their fate.

you are duty bound to protect citizens, the old hag literally says so "you're obligated to help me, you hear?" maybe "purpose" would be a better word than "duty" though

you sign a contract at the beginning of the game you're marked as a hunter, and the duty of a hunter is to end the hunt

>Gehrman and The Doll certainly have duties to Oedon, but not in the human sense you're thinking of.

baseless speculation and I'm willing to bet that you don't even know what's being depicted in the Oedon runes

>Self-improvement and Ascension aren't "good" things in BB, just like how Amygdala and Rom aren't good or evil, they just "are." That said, most would agree that it's better to be human than completely vacuous like Rom.
I also think that the ascension you see in the Childhood's End ending is inconsiquental in the actual "plot" of Bloodborne.

even if you grant that ascension isn't a good thing, it doesn't change the fact that ascension is the main theme of the plot

>so why was the hunter even looking for paleblood? and don't give me that Bullshit that he was looking for a cure because nothing in the game...

a few things

the common folk, or at least the common religious folk, presumably know what paleblood is: the blood minister knows what you're talking about and there are a few notes about it. gilbert doesn't know what it is because he's an outsider, and you don't know what it is because you lost your memory after the transfusion

>the only reason the hunter would want pale blood was so he could ascend

says who?

>>35682282
>University Scholars (old hunters) delve into catacombs under Yharnam and discover the tomb of the Pthumerians and the Paleblood.
>Scholars discover miraculous healing properties of Paleblood, found Healing Church worshiping the Blood and certain Great Ones they see as "benevolent."
>Healing Church becomes famous, Player Hunter heads to Yharnam to cure their disease.

That's what (You) know when you first arrive.
Then Gehrman shows up and tells you that you need Paleblood to cure your sickness. Seeing as you don't know any better you set out to find that Paleblood.

>>35682363

why are you equating regular blood with paleblood

>>35682363
>That's what (You) know when you first arrive.
and I'm saying that is strange because you are a foreigner and only the higher ups in the healing church and byrgenweth know about paleblood and it's properties.

>Then Gehrman shows up and tells you that you need Paleblood to cure your sickness
he never says this

>>35680280
My mother actually plays this. Not joking

>>35682351
>you are duty bound to protect citizens
The Hunters are duty bound, the Player Hunter isn't. You just take up the clothing of the Hunter and their mark in order to collect Blood Echoes for the Moon Presence.


>>35682351
My entire theory's based on the Runes.
>Both Oedon, and Oedon's inadvertent worshippers, surreptitiously seek the precious blood.

Oedon wants you to gather blood so that he can be born into the world. This is supported by the Cainhurst runes talking about the birth of a "child" that I cassume to be Oedon because he's the only great one that needs to blood to be born, unlike the Whore's child, Memsis and Mergo.

>>35682401
Because Paleblood is the source of the corruption that caused the beast plague. The normal humans blood was fine until it mixed with paleblood as a result of blood minstration from the Healing Church.

>>35682416
My bad. I still think that "ascending the hunt" was meant to be interpreted by the player hunter as a way to escape from his sickness.

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Orgingaggooble

>>35682351
>the common folk, or at least the common religious folk, presumably know what paleblood is
I don't think so. the church kept the paleblood business one the hush hush, so much so that they barred off byrgenwerth so no one could find out what was going on there. even Alfred doesn't really know what paleblood is and he's part of a branch of the church.
>says who
unless there's a reason for wanting paleblood other than ascending, I don't see any other option

>>35682458

>The Hunters are duty bound, the Player Hunter isn't. You just take up the clothing of the Hunter and their mark in order to collect Blood Echoes for the Moon Presence.

so you have a duty to the moon presence on top of your soft duty as a hunter and outsider? you sign a contract and you're bound until you fulfil it, you definitely have a duty

>My entire theory's based on the Runes.

the point of bringing up what the runes are depicting is to highlight the idea that you probably have a pretty limited understanding (so does pretty much everyone) but you're happy to draw far reaching conclusions. I know what the runes say, and none of them really say much about oedon's role at all, least of all that oedon is messing with gehrman or the doll

>Oedon wants you to gather blood so that he can be born into the world.

I like the idea but your evidence is extremely flimsy, it's not like the child of blood from annalise would be the first child of blood

>Because Paleblood is the source of the corruption that caused the beast plague. The normal humans blood was fine until it mixed with paleblood as a result of blood minstration from the Healing Church.

are you thinking of ashen blood? also blood isn't the issue, so to say blood was ever find is kind of a dead end -- the reason why people turn into beasts is because there's beasts inside humanity and the blood is a medium that exaggerates the properties of whatever it's combined with

>I don't think so. the church kept the paleblood business one the hush hush...

the church hides everything that's a threat to its own power, but there's not much reason to assume that paleblood is a threat (rather it's something to be sought)

>unless there's a reason for wanting paleblood other than ascending, I don't see any other option

it might be for ascending, it might not be, we don't really know

>>35680780
best top down game ever made?

>>35683446
>best top down indie game ever made?
Agreed.

>>35682008
Better than silky smooth 0fps on the PC version

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>>35680280
dwarf fortress
oregonobro

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>>35683641
origiiniale

>dwarf fortress
>cave shooters/bullet hell
>pre nes games
>2d fighting games

That is in the West. In Japan there are lots of women who are good at video games.

>>35680749
what game is this, looks v interesting and atmospheric

>>35684919
Pathologic
You'd have found it if you weren't too lazy to use google.

>>35680280
There are two kinds of people: those who dichotomically generalize, and those who don't.

any metal gear

>>35680653
Never met anyone older than 12 on TF2

>>35680780
Just finished this game for the 3rd time and I still get a shiver down my spine when you come home from your apartment after the van attack.

>>35680606
I guess any soulsborne game

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>>35682008
Kys PC 13yo faggot

>>35680280
Literally any game
They're all just shallow about it and just say they're interested to attract chads or a beta provider

If you ask them about any series they're into they'll always say the most recent games in the series
They're a cancer to anything they join

Even the most common games being Nintendo games and then the games they say they like to stand out from the rest

It's not even funny

>>35680795
Have you never seen a kon before? Half the cosplay girls are dressed as Final Fantasy or Tales characters. Dub choice anon.

Racing Simulators

1: women don't give a shit about racing games in general.

2: they especially don't like racing sims because they're too hard. The skill levels needed are too high, they'll get BTFO by the weak CPU, let alone the online players who 10x better.

>>35682459

Tried so many times dowloading this shit as a kid

>>35681123
This. Basically everything after DaS is accessible as long as you're not a complete dunce

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>>35685214
>"I-i just want to go home"

>>35680653
I agree wholeheartedly. I've seen lots of women in the community, making (gay) fanart or posing with cosmetics. But never a woman that can rocket jump or trickstab.

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Orogono

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never, ever met a girl online after all the hours I have put into this game

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Not sure how this hasn't been posted yet.
The only one you'll ever need.

Lisa

Almost any game.
Really hate it when video game youtubers have videos with their GFs in them because are almost always the loudest, the worst at playing and the least funny.

There is literally no difference between playing AAA video games and being a BDSM sub/bottom, not that there's anything wrong with it.

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There is no way in hell any woman or normies can understand Persona 3

>>35686734
(you)
Here you go anon sounds like you need it

>being good at flying the helicopter in bf3
>Spec Ops: the Line (inb4 edgy)
>war thunder, and unlocking a full tree
>actually finishing darksouls 1 ,getting matching or meta armor, and fuopy leveling up gear
>all of those games on Newgrounds from 2005
>borderlands weapon grinding, and not just playing for the story
>actually catching them all
>getting more than 80 lines in tetris
>doctor mario
>being good at smash bros:melee
>battlefront 2
>command and conquer in general
>fallout 2
>STALKER
>Dayz
>Arma
>being great at any Rainbow Six
>mining for weeks like an autist in the older versions of minecraft

Also
>doing speedruns or special reruns
>getting 100%
>finding easter eggs
>finding exploits and hiding spots in multiplayer games
>fucking around in a game with your online friend that youve never met irl
>downloading mods
>fucking around in a game with your online friend that youve never met irl
>downloading mods
>messing with the game's code

>>35686968
woah bro, calm down.

>>35686960
I really mean it. Doms play more sandboxy games, if at all.

>>35686998
I honestly had nothing better to do

>>35687069
Rainbow six, arma, dayz, war thunder and bf3 fucking sucks though.

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>>35680280
Most of you probably haven't even played this game.

>>35687098
Depends on your tastes honestly

Im talking about the older rainbow sixes anyway

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Then again maybe a lot of women play it IDK

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>>35686968
>women will never understand speedrunninh
nigga the most famous speedrunner in the world is a woman

>>35687531
>trans "woman"
>human
>people

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>"What do you play Anon?"
>"I play sven co-op and a whole other bunch of goldsrc/source mods haha"
Why can't any normie or """"""""""girl gamer"""""""""" understand that comfy feeling when you see a new map pop up on moddb or just replay some old ones you enjoyed?
How do I get a better taste in vidya? I really don't like to come out as some hipster that only plays old games desu