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>Be 25 year old KV >Girl actually likes me, we get along

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>Be 25 year old KV
>Girl actually likes me, we get along great
>Bit of an SJW, but it's not too extreme
>Unfortunately chubby, tattooed, piercings, unnatural color dyed hair
>Looks a lot like Proxy Paige

Would you do it?
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Depends if she's batshit or not. Otherwise yes.
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>>35680124
only for practice
But she might murder you because she's crazy
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>>35680124
Absolutely, unless you desire the power of the mages.
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>>35680124
how many red flags would you ignore?
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>>35680124
damn, she got really fat
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>>35680124
Are you attracted to her? If so then absolutely go for it. Well I am assuming you fap to Proxy Paige so I'm sure you want this girl. Considering you are a 25 year old virgin you might not be getting much more chances.
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>>35680124
>SJW
>tattooed
>piercings
Absolutely disgusting.

>Would you do it?
Do you like being pressed with rape charges?
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>>35680124
Do it and fuck her furiously, don't beta up.
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>>35680124
What the fuck happened with Proxy Page? fucking hell...
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>>35680174
>>35680188
She's slightly unhinged but I wouldn't call her batshit insane. Obviously you have to be kind of damaged since no girl who is into weeb shit is mentally okay.

>>35680220
I know they're all red flags. But at this point I'm 25 and I don't think I can keep waiting. There will come a time where it is a legitimate problem being an old virgin.

>>35680253
I am, unfortunately. She has bigger tits than Proxy, but has a sleeve tattoo and ones on her legs too.
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>>35680124
Probably yeah. If she legitimately likes you then you will be able to actually redpill her.
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>>35680502
Don't get caught up with the bullshit, if you enjoy your time with her then keep enjoying your time with her. Lots of us would love to have someone to share our thoughts with dood.
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>>35680124
If all you intend to do is pump and dump (as you should), then go for it. Don't forget to wear a condom because you are 99% likely to contract herpes from her going raw considering all the niggers she has likely fucked.
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>>35680124

those are all redflags for a dysfunctional personality but considering this is /r9k/ you'll probably be a good match
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>>35680502
>There will come a time where it is a legitimate problem being an old virgin.
It's already a legit problem. You're a fully grown adult and still a virgin. You don't think most people find that creepy and gross?
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>>35680124
>Bit of an SJW
If your picture is her you need to flee the state
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>>35680124
meh, if she can keep the SJW shit to a bare minimum, I'd definitely go for it
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Strike when the iron is hot.
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>>35680502
Despite all the tattoo memes, I have found that the most prude girly girls tend to have tattoos for some reason. I think it's their way of being edgy/sexual without actually being a slut. Really strange.

I dunno, she may be an sjw and believes in all the dumb shit tumblr says, but that's more than likely just her way to virtue signal and look good for appearances. She may very well be the type that doesn't practice what she preaches.
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>>35680861
>You don't think most people find that creepy and gross?

Of course they'd find it creepy and gross. But do you think I'd actually run around telling people that? I've managed to learn how to act around normal people and Chads, to the point where you'd think I'm one of them, if only in looks and mannerisms. If someone presses me for why I'm sexually inexperienced, I'll just say that I was bullied as a kid and have low self-esteem, so I don't try very often.
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>>35680124
Yes, I would. Those are all red flags, but you said that you get along, so there's that. Also, if she looks like pic related, she's not horrible.
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>>35680124
>fat Proxy Paige
I love every bit of this.

>>35680494
She got better.
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>>35680124
>tfw no gf that can shove an icecream up her butt and only pull out the stick
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>>35681119
I love it when porn stars get chubby. fuggg

Anyone hace any good vids where she looks like this?
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>>35680174
Crazy bitches always fuck the best. If my last gf wasn't so fucking vanilla in the bed I would have married her
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>>35680124
I would rather fap to 2D.

t.24yo KV
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>>35680124
this wouldnt happen - im too much of a /pol/ack
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>>35681284
>tfw you'll never eat her ass and she BRAPS the ice cream into your mouth
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>>35680124
colored hair is a huge red flag.
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Has she mentioned anything about the health of her anus?
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Take her out to breakfast the next morning and document it. That way she can't accuse you of rape a week later.
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>>35682382
I imagine she'll have to wear diapers full time at some point. Her asshole is FUBAR.
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>>35682152
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56c61ef191cf2
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>>35682525
>That husky as fuck voice
Honest shame that her anus is going to require surgery in another few years
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>>35682525
26:19 shit

Women like this are the best argument for eugenics. Where are the alternative porn stars with a shy and innocent persona? 90% of this whore's vids include fisting.
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>>35680124
No. She has all the disadvantages of real 3D, and can potentially ruin your life if you try to dump her because MUH RAEP AKKUZEYCHUNS.
Stick true to the Truth.
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>>35680124
Dump her, she's going to accuse you of rape like all the other anons said, don't stick your dick in crazy.
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>>35680124
would not bang/10
khhv neets should not settle for less than a virgin qt AT LEAST 7/10 or above.
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>>35680303
t. anon who gets all his info from memes
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>>35683977
This.
And no shitskins either you race traitor.
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>>35680124
A bit disgusting but if you really want to lose your virginity, just do it. You can always dump her later.
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>>35680124
>search for Paige Turnah videos
> find a Proxy Paige short one
>absolutely love it, she's a personal 10/10 of min
>watch another one
>prolapse
>FUCK
>scroll down
>20 thumbnails of proxy paige prolapsing

For fuck's sake. Anyone else knows this feel?
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I just got with a literal ho with all the red flags robots talk about (warning hair color, tattoos, etc) although also deliciously thicc. She was honestly the best ho I've ever been with, she made me feel like I was her bf and made me feel great about myself.
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>>35684173
>tfw iktf
Anything anal is disgusting
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>>35684180
I refer you to exhibit B in >>35683950
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>>35684287
Accuse me of rape? Pretty hard to do when she advertises her services and accepted cash payment for them. I probably could have raped her but I had no desire to, she was sweet to me and kissed me and told me I was cute.
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>>35684311
I was talking about the image.
But I was more caricaturing the average robot, and I guess poe's law was in effect.
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>>35680124
I've been in the exact same situation. Met online, ghosted her immediately after she showed me a picture of herself, which was weeks into the flirting and her having made it clear that she wants to fuck.

No regrets.
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