Left or right

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So /r9k/, you are given a choice for a wife. Riki Lindhome (left), or Kate Micucci (right).

They are both musicians and comedians.

Riki's Pros:
>Okay tits but not big enough to fuck
>Nice smile and voice
>Dresses well and can help you pick clothes
>Not very SJW, will laugh at offensive jokes, but does care
>Can play guitar and will happily teach you if you want
>Doesn't cook but gets takeout and goes to restaurants frequently and pays for you
>Cleans the house occasionally but only about half the time

Riki's Cons:
>Always touring, home for 8 months a year
>Invites SJW female comedian friends over
>Only drinks champagne and wine
>Watch chick flicks with her frequently if you want sex
>Some arguments

Kate's Pros:
>Can draw really well, can teach you
>Qt face and hair
>Extremely nice and won't argue as much as Riki
>Will take you to comedy clubs
>Will teach you ukelele if you want
>Cleans frequently and good cook
>Home a little more than Riki, 9 1/2 months a year

Kate's Cons:
>Tits and ass are flat
>Nasally voice but you'll get used to it
>A little more SJW than Riki
>A little insecure
>Doesn't drink at all but smokes weed and will chill with you, not a con if you like weed