Does alcohol turn anyone else into a chad?

>>35805058

Tfw can't drink at 18 in the united states of Cuck-merica

Anyway, I doubt that i'll ever get invited to a females birthday party anyway.

>>35805058

Yes. Last night i reluctantly went to my coworkers party. I made out with an 18 year old like 8 times, then after she was passed out i puked all over the bathroom and myself. I couldn't stand the smell so i removed my jacket from her while she was asleep and walked home. Fuck i feel terrible now (still drunk)

>>35805058
No, it turns me into an asshole who doesn't give a fuck.

File: 199fc1991d79d23592e4d467d3fd605721d7f238e9ffabc68e558542819e9a85.jpg (31KB, 461x403px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 461x403px

>>35805058
>inert loser with no real friends
>birthday party

>>35805085
>Respecting laws for drinking

Jesus fucking christ if that's your excuse for not going to a party then you are seriously retarded

>>35805109
You forgot
>birthday girl
This normie was invited to a females birthday party

>>35805124

That's my excuse for not drinking to cope with the feels.

My excuse for not going to a party is not being invited to ones in the first place.

>>35805109
>>35805141
>no REAL friends
I have acquaintaces, theyre not real friends tho. I dont give a shit about them, they dont give a shit about me. I had maybe 30 minutes of talk time in total, with the 2 girls that were celebrating.

>>35805058
Yes that's why I stopped drinking alcohol.

>>35805823
Why?
Becuase you were liked by people?

>>35806829
It gets tiring.

>>35805058
>being able to get it up for another human

this isnt reddit you stupid faggot normie shit bbag fuck

>>35805105
So...Chad. I mean if you don't give a fuck, how are you a virgin? Just go up to a girl a smack her ass, easy.

>>35805058
>Loser
>Gets invited to party

Pick one