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>tfw in possession of bf
why don't you have a bf yet /r9k/
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Because I'm more content being a glorified camwhore of a fembot (male).
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i'm not gay. that's why
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I do have one though. He make me happier than anything else.
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Shut up. :( I'm waiting for the one!
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>>35813972
Because im not a faggot
ZAP
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>>35813972
because i am too shy. i did have an internet bf for almost a year though but he ''broke up'' with me to find women irl instead. and now i am still stuck here. he is probably living the dream.
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>>35813972
too shy, too insecure, if I do start messaging someone they will just stop responding out of nowhere without telling me what I did wrong.
>>35814318
I'm sorry that happened to you anon. Don't give up you'll find someone to love you.
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>Get into relationship
>Royally fuck it up
>Feel guilty for wasting their time and depressed because you fucked this up too
>Take forever to get over it
>Start drinking heavily again and gain back weight
That's what probably would happen if I got a bf
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>talk to guy for a couple days
>seems pretty cool not even thinking about romantic stuff just someone to talk to
>suddenly guy becomes a ghost and I have to start over with somebody new
You know, the usual.
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I've been alone for so long again. Wish I had a subby bf to play around with, but it's so hard to find I might catch feelings for.
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I would like to be a bf to a fembot. It's all I want. You just need to
>not ghost me (you can leave but you have to explain why)
>I wanted three points but that's really it
I accept all mental and physical ailments. The more stereotypical fembot the better. I am a freelance writer ie neet so I have time for you.
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I was destined for wizardhood, but then the universe decided to gift me an insecure robot gf (male). Feels good man.
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>>35813972
i've still got a faint sense of hope but i'll eventually succumb to gayness
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>>35813972
Pretty sure in the next year or 2 I'll end up coming out
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>>35815075
I do that to guys
Get to a point where we are getting comfy and naught then I blow my load
Block
Delete
Start again fresh =^)
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>>35815348
You did this to me. Possibly.
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>>35813972
I am fat and ugly and black.
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>>35813972
Willing to be an eternal robot bf to any girl, mtf or femboi reading this. One and done deal, first one to claim me gets me forever. This is a golden opportunity
E U R O P E
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>>35815020
That happened when I got a bf.
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>>35815348
Ha-ha good one anon! It's okay! I got over it real easily, and found somebody new to talk to!
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>tfw got first bf this year
>tfw he wakes you up one morning rubbing his hard cock over your face
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>>35815426
How did you originally fuck it up?
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>>35815187
>>not ghost me (you can leave but you have to explain why)
You expect too much from women. Strike that out of your mind and you basically can choose whoever you want. Trust me, I'm an expert on this.
PS: This explains why nobody replied except me.
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>>35815391
Maybe it's so hard to keep track of everyone
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>>35815159
please play around with me anon.
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>>35815426
This is all the confirmation I need to not try and get close to anyone.
But I'm also curious as to how you fucked it up.
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>>35815440
I usually rub my dick between the ass cheeks and fumble her tits to wake my grill up.IF I HAD ONE
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>>35815584
Get close to me. You can't fuck a relationship up with me.
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>>35813972
We live on separate continents.
Also, he thinks of himself much worse than he is.
Even considering his fetishes.
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>>35815621
>We live on separate continents.
Why even bother anymore?
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>>35813972
I am a straight male
Orig
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>>35815462
>>35815584
I had to move to a different country because of certain shitty things that took place in my life at the time and the long distance thing killed me. Gave me really bad depression and anxiety so I decided to talk to him and he and I both agreed to end things on good terms. I lost my only chance because I didn't fight hard enough for it
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>>35815605
>Implying I can get close to anyone
Fucked up before it even began.
Check mate.
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>>35815584
Don't let random people on the internet put you off trying to find love. I'm almost ready to get my heart broken again. I miss all the sex desu
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>>35815691
Why didn't you at least try? Shouldn't he have said like "no we can survive let's see how this goes". Where did you move to?
>>35815693
Just Do It TM. Open up and tell me all your traumas, fantasies or degenerate kinks. Boom we're close now just make it official and we're golden.
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>>35815745
I put myself off of finding love. Negativity on this site helps me reaffirm my mindset on the matter.
>>35815747
Too much effort.
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i don't have the experience in life yet to hold down a stable relationship
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>>35815822
Don't you want a bf eventually then? Are you going to stay single forever.
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>>35815747
Because it was inevitable and this was after trying for months. I thought it would be better this way. I was kind of wrong
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>>35815159
I'll be your subby BF
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>>35815887
LDRs require like daily communication and lots of it. And occasional meetups or it's lost.
Where did you move to and where was he?
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>>35815854
It sounds nice in theory, but even if I could get a bf it would be another couple years minimal. That, and I'm a selfish asshole of a loner that doesn't like compromising his limited time for others.
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>>35816041
Moved to the UK. He's in Canada. It fucking sucked because it was like being with him but we weren't together and that's what really got to me
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Why can't l get a bf?
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>>35816116
L O N D O N?
b-be my gf? I'm quite close.
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>>35813972
because we broke up last night
i'll probably never get another chance like that at a decent life partner but then again we had to break up because he was being shitty to me
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>>35816160
Because you're not in the EU and/or not a cute girl, trap or femboi.
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>>35816208
>not in EU
This is the real one right fucking here. Just about every time somebody is interested they're European, it's the hardest shit.
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>>35813972
>tfw everyone on /r9k hates women so much and i so lonely they are all becoming gay
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>>35816258
Time to put in the daily effort to make a LDR happen until either of us gets enough money for a visit or move.
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>>35816189
East Midlands, I'm not that close :(
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>>35816281
I mean I'm not even in the UK but an hour flight's close to it.
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>>35816280
Already been through that one and not doing it again, sorry anon. Was a bit much for me, I could do anywhere in NA but that's as far as I can go.
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>>35816189
>>35816309
I might be interested in being your gf <3
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>>35816339
Might be? What do I do to secure myself as your bf? Where do you live and what do you like?
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>>35816189
>>35816339
Please leave this is a gay thread
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>>35816322
Wait 2 years and I'll move to Canada and we can be similar timezone LDRs
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>>35816391
Cap this post and in 2 years start a thread and if I still don't have a bf by then I'm all yours.
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>>35816425
>>35816391
if you're in canada and you're not getting an immigrant gf with massive tracts of land you're doing it wrong anon
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>>35816453
I'm not in Canada or interested in grills.
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>>35816425
In 2 years you'll probably have found someone. Especially in NA.
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who else /scotland/
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>>35813972
Because I am not a demented freak like you. Go recruit faggots somewhere else.
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I'm not a faggot, so I have a crossdressing husbando
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>>35813972
After years of chatting with gaybots I finally found an e-bf here a month ago, and then got ghosted. I just managed to find a robot who lives extremely close to me, but I couldn't go through with it because I kept realizing I miss him. He complimented me all the time, enjoyed my lewds, and had plenty of common hobbies. We left on a very good note and had plans, but he disappeared the next day.
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>>35816552
scotland reporting in
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>>35816583
what the hell is a gaybot
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>>35816552
scotland has absolutely nobody in it
depressing right?
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>>35816686
Just means gay robots, specifying that I was chatting with other homosexuals..
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>tfw too bpd to ever have a bf
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>>35816659
what are you and what you looking for lad/lassie
>>35816710
tell me about it
I live in a tiny town too so have 0% chance of finding someone where I live
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Tfw no brum gf
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>>35815834
Might I interest you in an unstable relationship?
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>>35816380
But I'm a guy. By that logic it's not gay if I'm in a mini skirt
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>>35816731
Lad in edinburgh so it's not impossible to find someone
i'm just awkwardly shy around new people :(
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>>35816729
Well stop being bpd, take medication and be my gf.
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>>35816808
would depend on how old you are where you lived and your gender :)
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>>35816827
I'm a boy anon
meds are scary
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>>35816822
you'll be shy wherever you are m8, just gotta try endure it till you get comfy, that's what I do
it's good if they know you're a bit awkward, means if they're a more confident person they can make you comfortable quickly
you looking for a qt robot gf or qt robot bf
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>>35816847
Okay first turn into a girl with meds, then take bpd meds, THEN be my gf.
KURWA
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>>35816863
Either really, usually bf. usually i just get drunk to introduce myself
"shake my hand, it's nice to meet you; yes my hand is wet but i was just in the bathroom no it's not piss"
that was one of my better greetings
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>>35816281
East midlands? live in Lincoln so if you're ever up for vidya and drinks i'm down for that.
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>>35816867
maybe that wouldn't be so bad
I want to be a girl
I still think meds are scary tho
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>>35816961
How old are you? If you're young you can transition and if you kinda look androgynous / feminine you will be a really cute girl.
Meds aren't scary. Put whatever is prescribed in your mouth, drink some water and swallow and it's over.like my cum
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>>35816924
sweaty palms must be awful, I'd get them too but I dont seem to sweat much at all
being able to approach people is good though, if you can do that you can do anything
I just cant seem to find the right kind of person to click with, found a couple of people in the past but those friendships/whatever went wrong thanks to other people
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>>35817016
>shilling innocent robots into looking like this
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>>35817018
i'll probably be fine in the long run, i can approach friends fine enough
it's the fact as soon as i start considering a romantic aspect i start trying too hard.
"I feel myself trying to be charming, and then I realise I'm obviously trying to be charming, and then I try to be even more charming to make up for the fake charm, and then I've basically turned into Liza Minnelli: I'm dancing in tights and sequins, begging you to love me. There's a bowler and jazz hands and lots of teeth."
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>>35817016
I'm 19
too scary
I just want a boyfriend to tell me he loves me all day
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>>35817139
don't let him convince you of something you don't want to do!
but you might have to try hard for that boyfriend :)
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>>35817139
I'd be that bf and maybe just let you dress up in pretty clothes and pretend you're a girl.
But I'm not that gay yet anon. I still want a girl to look at
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>>35817203
Come on anon just embrace it, you'll feel much better. You and other anon can be very happy together, don't you want to be happy?
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>>35817230
I at most would accept a hairless, submissive androgynous / feminine looking cute boy to bf. I don't want regular hairy guys.
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>>35817018
wait i forgot to inquire into your situation that was rude of me
what do you mean by "thanks to other people"?
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>>35817139
This is your chance anon!
>>35817293
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>>35817339
I don't know what he looks like! I don't want to get invested and hurt a lonely boy if I don't like him.
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>>35817348
At least try, I just want you two to be happy.
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>>35817379
I think he's already gone. I don't think today is the day for us to be happy.
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>>35817139
>>35817203
>tfw I am "that gay"
50/50 bi masterrace
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>>35817379
you seem really nice anon. Do you have a bf?
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>>35817403
Sorry anon, I'm sure you'll find somebody someday.
>>35817413
N-no but I have somebody I'm interested in.
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>>35817348
As Jacob would say in this situation:
Heavy risk...
but the priiiize...
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>>35817443
oh. ok good luck with him.
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>>35817472
Sorry, I'm sure he'll ghost me in a few days and we might meet in another thread.
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>>35817518
If only there were user ids so that was even a possibility
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>>35817535
I'm in most gay threads desu. We've probably talked before and you didn't even know~
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>>35817316
oh just bad luck mostly
the other person having a legit crazy ex who comes back into their life and they go stockholm syndrome back to them
being used by best friend as a rebound
stuff like that
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>>35814318
what are your interests? we can chat if they line up.
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>>35817604
would you believe me if i said this was one of my first forays into gay threads
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>>35817617
that sounds like exactly the reason why i'm scared of dating
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>>35817709
Well, pay attention and you might recognize me being lonely again in another thread.
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>>35817720
yeah well Ive been scared for ages now and I'm pretty shy/cautious with talking to people here
but at the same time just want a bf or gf to be chill and happy with
idk where to find a nice relationship like that though, soc is just people wanting casual sex, dating sites are everyone acting perfect and polite but so fake, and here has a lot of people who think theyre bi but actually they just like trap comics and shit, couldnt do anything irl
someday I'll find an r9k bf though and we'll play video games and watch movies and fug whenever we want
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>>35817794
And then you start noticing me being lonely in another thread too
And we dance around the fact that we're only here because we need dick
I should only post Joey Wheeler so you recognise me :^)
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>>35817829
If you're still the scotland person and there hasn't been one of those awkward intersects in conversational threads
I wouldn't mind talking some more
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>>35817829
that picture looks heavenly. i've always wanted to casually fuck my gf but she's always been too dedicated to having meaningful sex emotionally.
we should be friends.
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>>35813972
I've thought about it, but I'm not pretty enough of a trap for most guys to want. On top of that I'm rather dominant, so girls tend to like me more anyway. I always wondered what it would be like to get fucked by a nice cock, but oh well, my dildos will have to do.
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>>35817829
please anon. I feel the same way. I want to find an actual relationship to be chill and happy too.
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>>35817836
Sorry anon but I want a relationship as well as dick. I'm only a slut for my future bf~
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goes to show how desperate people are when one text describing a perfect boyfriend makes everyone think they are one, "deep 4chan thoughts"
why can't we be born with soulmates
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enough with the trapposting, how do I get a beefy bf?
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>>35817913
i'm not gay but i love me some cute link. i'd definitely kiss that.
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>>35817913
Does that still make you a slut? more deep 4chan thoughts
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>can look like a trap or Chad
>big muscle build
>baby face
>small dick
What the fuck??? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?
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>>35817869
I'd love to do stuff like that or like lewd things while one of us is playing vidya or watching a movie together
comfy+lewd is the ultimate combination
>>35817864
yeah I'm tiny town scotland guy, I have email or a skype if you'd like
[email protected] is for the both of them
though I am shy and don't do voice until we know each other well
>>35817885
yeah, it feels bad when girls near me are looking for chads to take them travelling and clubbing and stuff, and guys near me just want dick and nothing else
>>35817913
they paint the best links
>tfw no bf to hug while he plays botw
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>>35817998
you sound like someone i'd enjoy being friends with but i'd only let you down because i'm not interested enough in men to be in a relationship.
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>>35817962
Hmm, maybe a lil bit but I'm okay with that~
>>35817957
I'll post another then
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>>35817998
thank god for someone who is kind of reluctant with voice
okay fine why the hell not
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>>35817829
fucking this, soc for me is just full of tedious rate me threads and less interesting skype calls, and to me dating sites feel more like window shopping.
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>>35817998
> tiny town scotland guy
do you have a cute accent?
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>>35818021
thats ok, and you being honest makes you better than most people anon, try stay like that
>>35818044
no pressure is the best way to go for things like this, and voice is PRESSURE at least at first
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>>35818102
If it's a Scottish small town, likely it'll be deep Scottish
Usually Edinburgh guys have the cute twinky English-like accents
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>>35813972
I'm not gay
oregano
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>>35818060
never had a good conversation with someone on a dating site, its like overly friendly and careful, there's no way you can connect with something like that I think
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>>35818155
I sound mostly english I think moved around a lot when growing up, different people say different things about how I sound. I just say british.
pretty gentle voice though, not loud and manly
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>>35818155
i dunno i was playing csgo with a scot boy yesterday
never heard one like that in aus before, made ithardto play
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>>35818207
Same; my mother is English and father is Scottish, and I wasn't drinking Buckfast since age 12 so I have a pretty understandable voice I think
Although I always get asked to say Scottish things like I'm the fucking descendant of Braveheart
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>>35818151
ahhhh, well we could be friends but i tend to prefer discord.
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>>35818218
I think it's funny when people say they like Scottish accents, and then you look up any video of Scottish chavs and it's like a new fucking language https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHvr50AQ-Ok
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>>35818207
exactly, hard to have a conversation with someone when all you get is hi, god i have fucking tried and talk about shit there interested in from there profile but i usually get very short answers then no reply and i'm not in the habit of chasing up with more messages coming of desperate or just playing the "chase me game"
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>>35818289
i'm a aussie
i could understand it
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>>35818037
post more cute ones! those are good too though.
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>>35818315
I love Australian accents
maybe we can swoon over each others respective voices over a game of cs sometime
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>>35818353
maybe ><
i wish ping wasn't a thing so i could play with qt's overseas
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>>35818306
I think I sent good messages, and rarely do because shy, but I've read on stats that guys need to send like 30 out in order to get 1 back, and the girls are getting like 200 messages a day of "hi" so anything you do on those sites just gets buried
>>35818282
so do I but making a dummy skype is easier and then when I like people they get my real discord
>>35818236
understandable is best, Ive had scottish friends who can't order food and things in england because people just dont understand them, especially asians or indians
I think I sound ok but it disappoints people when they imagine me to have a full blown scots accent and I just sound normal
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>>35818395
my internet is fucking amazing, and high ping will just give me an excuse for being awful
not to be that guy, but take a chance and shoot some terrorists with me?
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>>35818396
Just start putting on an incredibly thick scottish accent when you get angry
cute personality trait achieved
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>>35818396
I actually don't mind sending messages and talk about common interests be it vidya or music while not trying to sound like skynet and actually have a personality.
Think my problem is i refuse to upload an image of my face and not because i think of my self as ugly or anything but simply put i live in a small town and shit like that spreads and i'm not too long out of a 5 year relationship and kind of don't like being lonely.
I've read them same stats to be fair man, shit seems hilarious in that fucked up sort of way.
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>>35818449
>ira cute boy
heh
well you can come play if ya want/id/trashyanime/
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>>35818618
>ira
>scot
good job me
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>>35813972
Are there any UK neet girls around here? I'd like someone to play vidya with and sit in silence with all day/talk and hold hands with.
Not neet is fine, it's just I am and can't really ask for things I am not.
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>>35818618
sent
insert something else corny here
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>>35816839
28/US/M
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Because I'm too shy, gross and boring to even attempt something like that. I also don't leave my house
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I'm so "normal looking" that staring at me is like staring at a dry wall statue
also
>tfw just want to love and be loved but can't externalize it
anyone else know this feel?
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>>35818929
lots of people know that feel my friend
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>>35818929
>tfw love women deeply
>they leave because they don't feel loved by me
It keeps happening.
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>>35818861
I doubt you're too gross and boring. And long distance is an option :P
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>>35818929
How do you show your love anon?
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>>35820602
I don't, and that's the problem.
marbles
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>Long distance is shit.
>Last real relationship was a shitshow.
>Single since 2014.
I can't find someone who I have a genuine interest for. I don't even care about looks. I just want someone to share intimate moments with.
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>>35820782
Everyone has their own way of showing it. It doesn't have to just be physical attention
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>>35821034
Where do you live anon?
Oregano cheddar
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>>35821034
I agree, after trying long distance many times I'm sick of it. Where are you at?
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>>35815075
Story of my fucking life but I'm a men into women.
My friends and acquaintances tell me I'm charismatic as shit but that doesnt get your as far love-wise as I thought it would. Since people think of me more as a funny semi-smart kid instead of a bf-able human being with depth and shit.
Feels bad man.
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I don't truly know anon. The kind of guys I'm into are pretty specific and would be incredibly hard to find. Just going to stick to my 2d for now.
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I'm a little too old to feel attractive as a submissive, and while I might be willing to fuck some young guy's ass, I honestly prefer pussy. Though, I wouldn't be opposed to a twink boyfriend, I'm not going to actively pursue it.
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>>35821820
I'm pretty much on the same boat. And I also don't have a car which makes going places far away expensive or impossible.
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>>35817128
This.
People don't like me for my shitty self. So I have to put up a little show. Which then turns into a whole fucking auction for my company and dedication only its a single client chosen by me.
The worst part is even though people who are close to me tell me to chill and wait for the right one while improving myself, I need the chase to live on. Its been like this since I was 13 (now 24)...
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>>35818929
>tfw I can show affection on all levels except physical really well
>bitches I deem worthy cant/refuse to realize I'd do anything for them and want to become their bf
>their own illusion that I'm just their overly present friend grows on them
>I get tired and move on
It happened to me like 20 times lol I need to learn how to hug and shit
Maybe It has never been reciprocate enough to spark on the girl a wish to get in touch voluntarily be it by messages/straight talks or whatever i may be
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W w where is my cute sweetie bf?
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>>35821252
the closest thing to "showing love" that I do is small-talk, not being rude and (sometimes) laughing to people's jokes
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>>35822230
I think I can be that for you anon.
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>>35822306
Haven't you ever given someone the "holy fuck you're fantastic I want to marry you" look? Or did some selfless shit to them? Like, help them in a project thats not gonna affect you? Thats showing love. As lame as it sounds.
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>>35822306
do you not do that for your regular friends?
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>>35822230
in orbit, i bet
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>>35813972
I have something like a bf. I'm an idiot for falling for someone online.He doesn't know I am madly in love.
I haven't met him irl. I want to but we're both broke. One day, fingers crossed. Hope he doesn't get a gf irl.
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Because I'm a normie who's obsessed with robots. I can never find /r9k/ level robots in real life because most of them are either too shy to be noticed or simply don't like normies. I really admire the personalities I see here, even though they don't necessarily coincide with a lot of my habits and actions.
>tfw I'll never be good enough for robots
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>>35822721
why do you admire their personalies?
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>>35822807
I don't know, unwillingness to conform to normality is just really attractive to me for some reason. I dated a robot for a while in real life and I loved every minute of it, but he was paranoid that I was using him until I found "chad broseph huntington" or some shit so he broke it off with me.
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>>35822895
I'm sorry that happened, but I can of see his point of view. It would take a while for me to trust a "normie" who seemed to have interest in me.
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>>35822420
I haven't had friends in two years tbqh
>>35822403
Only with family, minus the wanting to marry them part
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>>35823023
you sound like a very exclusive person. It would probably be nice being in a relationship with you, being the sole receiver of your attention
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>>35822988
It's fine man, I appreciate you being sorry for me. The one thing I pride myself in being is loyal at least, I'm not really that interesting besides that. I'm scared no normies are ever gonna trust me enough to be even friends with me. I'm tired of being friends with the idiots I surround myself with, and I'm tired of being an idiot myself, but I just don't know how to really "stop" being a normie. Maybe robots are just born that way idk.
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>>35823148
I like to imagine that I would be extremely loyal if I was in a relationship as well, but I've never had one so I can't say what I would be like in one. Personally I don't look for interesting things in a person I care more about the character and values. I think in a relationship if you're personalities are compatible any difference in taste/hobbies becomes a new way to show new things to the person you love.
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>when you so lonley you would suck a cock for attention
fuck r9k you cunts need to man up and jump off a bridge. This is clearly a honeypot for faggots and they are reeling you cucks in
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>>35823244
I'm glad you have that kind of viewpoint on compatibility, a lot of robots want similar personalities so I'm restricted to trying to find ones that want variety AND are ok with normies. My life isn't hard, but romance isn't a thing I've had luck with because of my tastes in men.
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>>35813972
The bf acquiring is in process... hopefully.
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>>35823252
At least their gay is comming out to play. I don't know if these actually help anyone come out or they just fall deeper into the (pic related) rabbit hole.
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>>35823397
I think you're pretty cool. Would you like to find out if I fit your tastes?
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>>35823522
I'd definitely like to talk, sure. Best way to contact you?
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>>35823590
my kik iskanoflajI'll be up for a few more hours
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I wish my new gf would start liking sucking dick but I doubt she will. Girls don't like blowing me cause I'm silent the whole time
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>>35823678
Messaged you, fag-o
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I don't possess a bf.He possesses me.
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>>35823776
Sounds hot desu
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