MEME MAGIC

Michele Obama is a man

>>35838157
No, it won't. Shitty post. Fucking die

Traps are very fucking gay.

Mah brain is exploding because of this post desu my man

We live to suffer.

I will have sex within the next month

trump will be impeached

every robot will lose his virginity

I fucked my highschool biology teacher.

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You will have a beautiful, traditional wife.

We all get gf's

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>>35838247
There we go lads.
It is certain.

>>35838247
MEME MAGIC SENPAI

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>>35838247
I will fucking die of happiness if this happens.

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>>35838247
Well shidd xD

>>35838157
Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.
If some other special digits it will be your father

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>>35838247
Fucking screenshot this shit for future generations

>>35838157
I will get a GF, leave this place and become a happy normie.

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>>35838317
You'll get yours, cuck

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>>35838355
I am protected!!

I will rule the world

Trump won't be impeached after all

>>35838247
make sure to save this thread so you can trigger /pol/ later

My waifu will become real

Trump won't be impeached

>>35838157
Waifu bots will become real very soon

everyone in this thread has a small willy

>>35838355
How about no, fella

>>35838157
Anon's going to wipe his ass raw after 2 days of diarrhea.

a celebrity will die tomorrow. a big one.

>>35838443
Pol is an evil twin of r9k.

Degenerates will be destroyed

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Everyone including me who reads this post will without a doubt find a gf someday that loves them.

Matrix is updating right now

Liking traps is gay and that's ok.

Trump will be impeached, but the impeachment proceeding will find him not guilty.

Post ending on 74 will be the Absolute Truth.

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I'm going to have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu and get her pregnant.

Women are good only for fucking

>>35838385
>admitting to any other board you go on /r9k/

fuck no

Ice wont get me.

Allah and only Allah is God

"""fembots""" are not real. anyone who says they are a fembot is either lying or a tranny. this is fact.

A qt grill will become my gf today and we will love each other till the end of time pls ;__;

>>35838157
i will never find a qt gf.
(if i win, i sware i'll kill myself)

>>35838857
You will get a qt gf!

General artificial intelligence will become widely accessible in 2018

normies are not allowed here

I will never be understood or appreciated for who I am

Our waifus and husbandos will become real in some shape or form very soon.

Christ is Lord and Savior

>>35838947
I'm sorry anon, but I just don't understand. You aren't that great.

>>35838947
HAHA LITERALLY BTFO BY YOURSELF

>>35838157
OP will fucking kill himself

>>35838355
hjhhkjgygjloooool

I am the ego destined to replace the universal godmind for this reality, all things that happen are a result of my will.

traps are gay as fuck

Blowjobs and weed are both terrible placebo things

I will never find a gf.

Scat porn, a lot of scat porn

The key to happiness is being morally good

Islam is good.

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You won't get a girlfriend but instead you will find hobbies like programming, writing, drawing or playing music which will tap into and cultivate your creative and intellectual prowess which will offer you more enjoyment, fulfillment and contentment than 4chan, T. V. or meaningless sex ever could.

>>35838157
There are no absolute truths.

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Anime is eternal.

the jews did literally nothing wrong

Full immersion vr will end all conflict

Mary made up the story of Jesus being the son of god to get out of admitting she cheated on her husband

>>35839147
/pol/ eternally btfo
how will they ever recover?

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>>35839147
welp
uh

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All anime posters are man/woman-children.

>>35839147
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PLEASE NO. GODDAMNIT.

OP is always a faggot

qoreganu

>>35839109
You are so deluded, sex is everything.

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>>35839147
Well I'll be damned...

thisisioriginal

>>35839147
Knew it

Jews literally history's punching bag.

They are robot as fuck
Tiny dicks too

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>>35839147
/pol/ is DONE for good

i will be happy one day

>>35838247
Kek has lied to you for his own amusement. Trump will become an 2-term president

The next Star Wars movie will have a black, transgender, lesbian, paraplegic midget as it's main hero.

>>35839218
Lol, no way, oreganionio.

>>35839218
You go ahead and believe that all you want

i'll fuck my crush next week when i date her

I wont wake up.

>>35838891
YAAYY shadilay, kek heard my prayers!!!!

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>>35839147

That's right, goyim

there is no such thing as true friendship

ur ugly lol

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The rest of your life will be filled with nothing by misery, torment and suffering and you will constantly long for past and how things could have been.

Maths is not real.

>>35838157
everybody in this thread will get a gf

>>35838157
I will never stop sucking cock

>>35838157
pizzagate is real

orgonil

The Emoji Movie will exceed all of our expectations and actually prove to be a good film.

another 47 just to confirm that for real, trump will be impeached

In the next 5 years medical advancement would allow you to stay 18 and change your physical body in any way.

>>35838355
Joke's on you my dad is already dead
haha
ha
kill me

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>>35838157
Ill get my goal body

I'm going to fuck a horse

Original

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I will kill myself before I reach 30

Jet fuel can meIt steal beams

>>35838157
Donkey Kong 64 was the most aesthetic game for that era

I will start a world war

>>35838157
Anything that ever happens is insignificant since the heat death of the universe is inevitable

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This entire thread is false besides this post.

The jews is literally everything wrong/bad.

>>35838157
God is real and he wants you to suffer

I regret making this thread
OP

All energy in the universe will eventually be converted into unusable heat energy.

There is nothing beyond this

>>35840547
kill me

(most_original_post_2D17)

Trump won't be impeached and there is something beyond this.

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Every 5 years of our lives are worse than the 5 years which preceded them.

>>35838157
Traps are gay
This is an original post

>>35838157
I'm going to kill myself April 21

>>35838355

If digits you die a very painful death instead.

>>35840547
This can't be coincidence. Only divine intervention could have done this

>>35838267
OOH MARIE CACHET WOW EDGY

>>35838317
Where's your address? I wanna find out so I can curb stomp you. I'm not kidding

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>>35838247
i can't stop crying, we did it

Actually posts ending in 74 tell truth

life is a dream

>>35838157

the jews are behind all problems, even death itself.

Looking at porn is unethical and immoral due to the treatment of the women in the industry, as well as the adverse psychological effects of long term exposure on it's viewers.

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>>35838157
you fool, meme magick only works with dubs you blithering commie faggot

>>35838187
Well it's true
Originalaelro

>>35838157
We need an r9k boxxy trap

>>35838157
Posts that contain 47 will appear to be truth, but are actually false

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>>35840568
no
>>35840698
I am merely a messenger for our Lord Zamasu

>>35838443
Fucking this lol

>>35838402
U mad lol

originalno

Light and dark skin is a representation of righteousness and virtuousness.

>>35838247
I hope he gets impeached.

So we can get Mike Pence

How hilarious would that be? Watching trump get impeached and watching all the tears of joy get cut short when Pence takes the position.

>>35838355
Nig fuck off. If this ends in 47 this will be the super immunity. No matter what they say you will immune to these types of fucking posts and so on

>>35838157
there is no such thing as absolute truth in this god-forsaken world

We will all die having lived a meaningless life.

>>35838247
BLUMPFKINS BTFO

creative skills will actually mean something in the end

>/r9k/ had pepe for years and remained just as destitute as before
>/pol/ has him for a couple months and rewrites the books on US elections
I think it's safe to say at this point that this place is a meme magic dead zone. /tv/ did more with tom hardy in funny mask than this place has accomplished with a primordial chaos god.

>>35840867
>trump actually was trying to get pence stuck in the VP to hold him back
>with trump gone his powerlevel will be unleashed upon the world
no fag shall be spared, feminine dicks will be outlawed. It'll be a golden age.

#impeachDrumpf

Meme magic will cease to work, a semi-permanent block will exist. It can only be lifted if a /pol/tard eliminates Trump with a bullet to the brain on live TV.

I will die this year.

>>35838355
no please lemme avoid this

>>35838157
everyone in this thread will in 47 years

>>35838157
hillary will go to prison in the next 5 days

>>35839218
Kek only speaks to us through repeating digits like dubs, trips, and quads.

>>35838247
But Ivanka will be number 47 ;)

>>35838355
O shit oregabopie

You can make a difference in the world.

If 47, moot shall return and overthrow Hiroshigoot, and also apologize for sucking SJW cock

SJWs will win

>>35838157
Donald Trump will sacrifice his wife in a Reichstag-like terrorist attack against Trump Tower which was enabled because of budget cuts during the next fiscal year.

During this renewed zeal, we will drop 35,000 troops onto Iran and take the fight to ISIS on the ground. After they've been defeated, Turkey will be "liberated" as xenophobia against muslims spreads and WW3 will begin as Turkey aligns itself with Russia.

DJT will be president for 8 years and Bannon will be the 46th.

>>35838157
Everyone on this board has inherent worth, and you're all good people in your own right

>>35838157
I'll get a gf

>>35838157
Your post didn't end in 47 OP, so how do we know your post, and thus anyone's post, is the truth?

Monarchy will have a come back, and after years of turmoil it will finally take back its place as the greatest form of government. The nobility will be reinstated, as well as new faces, and the world will continue on.

>>35843772
Roll hdjcjdjcjd

the jews are pure evil

charles manson did nothing wrong

>>35838157
rollerino del taco

I will find a qt gf one day and I will love her until the end of time

>>35843846
off by one fuuuuuk
tribalism is the final redpill

We will all make it and get gfs :))))

school shooters are cowards and retards

>>35838157
You heathens are cursed. Meme magic works in repeating integers not random one like 47.

>>35843894
t. nodubs
also s4s==redpill

>>35838247
meme magic failed at getting Geert Wilders elected though

i looveeeeeeeee yyyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu jeeeeeeeeezzzzzzuuusssssssss cccccchhhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiissssssstttttttttt

>>35838355
nigger
originapjiohnugybflo

off by 7

>>35843930
Because Dutch is beyond cucked and not a believer. They don't want to be saved by meme, but by ALLAH.

Op sucks covk

I will die a peaceful death in my sleep and be liberated form this living hell

All Anons who reply to this post will be freed of the mortal struggles

>>35844020
God fucking damnit just let me die

>>35838157
People on r9k need to get off their asses and improve their conditions.

>>35838177
>>35838288
>>35838299
>>35838355
>>35838400
>>35839344
>>35839688
>>35839722
>>35840044
>>35840133
>>35840811
>>35843800
>>35843855
>>35843922
>>35843955
BIG DUBBLE LITTLE CHINA
bad dubs ratio this thread

>>35844039
PLEASE JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY I AM READY FOR THIS TO END

>>35838355
Shit eatin cock sucking nigha

Velvet Underground is a fucking snore core album and is reddit sekreit club status

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hello im here with my imanity dog

Technology will become available so we can all suck our own cocks effortlessly

hi /4/chan!
pls include in screen capture :D

God loves you all, and in the end for each of you all shall be well, and all shall be well, in the end, all shall be well.

>>35844123
fug, i meant /r/4chan

>>35844039
>>35844051
yo gys arenotttt ven yiggyo areekesmalll
>>35844147

>>35838355
Replying to your dumb post. If dubs, you have to dip your dick in toilet water.

>>35844147
HOLY SHIT CHECK THIS SHIT FAGS
I REFRESHED THE CATALOG FOR 3 MINUTES COUNTING POSTS FOR THIS FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE GIRLFEINDS AHAHHAAHAHAHA /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS /S4S/ WINS

>>35838947
Things aren't that bad anon. Have you tried lifting?

Jews++;//Why am I not surprised that this statement wasn't original..

>>35844147
How did you do that?
Oriihh

>>35838355
Trump won't be impeached by the way

>>35838355
Nobody in this thread will get a GF this year but me

>>35838247
meme magic will get trump impeached topkek

Pepe isnt a frog

i have sex in the next week

>>35838157
The best way to start your morning is to get your mind off your phone and start a workout

liking my little pony is acceptable

I will move to Colorado and finally succeed at being independent.

This is false (ceci est faux)

I will stop being obese this year.

>>35838355
If digits Op will get a gf that later leaves him for a taste of that bbc

India will find peace and will wage war against Amerika.

Ehy
Death to arobotmerica

>>35838157
China will suffer from a local disaster, resulting in massive pollution, and will want to redeem the debt the United States owes it. The U.S. will refuse to pay, and a third world war will begin.

Canada will invade Australia

Betsy likes me

no digits :(

america will establish world dominance

>>35838157
benis in zipper