>Vinny unveiled the vinegar vial

>>35843291
>Hiro huffed the horny hare
guys...

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>>35843291
>sara unearthed the smegma sherbet

icecream will never be the same lads

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>>35843291
>Patrick penetrated the pink pulsating pecker pulverizer

>elder exhumed the erotic effigy
should i just kill myself?

>Dad discovered the dozens of double-sided dueling dildos in the dangerous dick dungeon.
It's been nice knowing you robots.

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>>35843291
>jess discovered the jenkum juice jar
s-shes become more powerful that I could have imagined bros

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>>35843291
>mummy collapsed in the communist cummie corner
FUCK I'm so dead

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>sister snatched the semen sandwich
I was too embarrassed to tell her what was on it, what do I do if she gets pregnant?

>anons are awful at alliteration
it's ok to use a thesaurus

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>>35843291
>he thinks spilled the glacial acetic acid on his backpack during lab
>he deals with it for two weeks before realizing it was just a rotting sandwich.
it was me, AMA

>>35845088
what was i the sandwich?

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>marissa found the mother mancum manipulator
its 25 to life from here on out lads