>docter gives me prescription for "Efudex" to remove

It's not like you were going to use your penis anyway.

>>35851814
i do, I have an onahole

>>35851758
Just go to the doctor. A little embarrassment is nothing compared to a broken dick

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>>35851758
>Opening a wound in a dark, damp and humid area
>Not keeping it clean
>WHY I GET INFEKT?

Tell the doctor...Or dont, whatever.

Cut yourself in a less intimate place, rub gross shit in it so it gets infected, then go to the doctor and get antibiotics for that and it should clear up your festering dick as well.

nigger this is fucking easy

just tell them you didn't wash your hands very well right after you applied the efudex cream to wherever it's supposed to be applied. you think some was on your fingers and when you held your dick to pee it might have transferred and caused contact dermatitis, which then became infected

this is the kind of story where the details are not literally impossible and they match in all important ways to what you actually did. the doctor will probably see through this facade and assume you were using it as lube or something, but who cares. you've presented plausible deniability and the doctor will not interrogate your story

real talk here the cream did exactly what it's supposed to, you just picked a part of your body where it's moist and confined and dark and wounds can get infected pretty easy.

but nigger if you're peeing blood then go to the goddamn doctor and get an antibiotic

it probably hurts to get hard because expanding infected skin is not pleasant

Op you really think you're the first person they've seen rub that shit on their dick?

Either go, get your dick fixed, or hold it off until you're hospitalized, getting your dick chopped off

Either way, you're gonna be embarrased. The difference is your dick.

>anon puts literal chemotherapy drugs on his dick

are you going to show us a pic or what?

>>35851758
I'm laughing so hard. I love it when drug fags get rekt for abusing drugs. You deserved this.

Tell the doctor your have a rash on your penis and your testes are emitting weird odor. He'll check out the rash, then sniff your balls. The hilarity of that situation should offset any embarrassment from showing him your dick.

>>35851758
Pics please, I want to getmy nightmare fuel for the day.

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>>35852687
Do you think OP was trying to get high by rubbing chemo drugs on his dick?

>>35851758
FOR THE LOVE OF ANON, SHOW US A PIC, OP.
I love seeing slough/infections. It makes me itchy.

Seek medical attention now.

>>35851758
You put chemo cream on your dick?
You deserve this.

>>35851758
Please for the love of god go to the doctor NOW. If you get antibiotics early enough then all he'll need to do is take a quick glance and write a script. If you wait too long some poor surgeon is going to have to drain the pus and some poor nurse is going to have to dress it. Don't make us go through that.

And if it makes you feel any better, that's nowhere near the worst we get. I've been a nurse for only 13 months and I've already seen
>One patient with recurrent UTIs secondary to using a catheter to force wine into his bladder so he could piss wine into the mouths of his customers
>A 22 year old girl who thought it was a good idea to go to town with a fragile glass bottle then leave the broken shards in there until the infection left black pus dripping down her leg..
>A guy with STI ulcers around his colostomy hole.

>>35852687
You ever gotten a filling?

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>>35853430
>has heard all of these of these before
I hope you're larping, because the alternative is that more than one person has made these choices

>>35851758
Say you forgot to wash your hands before touching your dick