Guys, my gf wants to fuck me in the ass via erp and gay sex is

Sounds hot, normalfag. Just imagine she's describing you and you're describing her and it will be normal.

let her fuck you in the ass bitch

>>36348962
>normalfag
>his """"gf""""" is on skype

>>36348897
Op please post chat log I want to see this

>>36348897
>fuck me in the ass
>via erp

So how would that work?

>>36349017
Didn't you used to play when you where a kid? Use your imagination.

>>36348897
>not wanting your have your erp gf fuck you in the ass

>being this gay

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Okay. Ready, set, aannddd go!

Super saiyan original bump

>>36348897
>OP is living the dream and he complains
I hope you die faggot

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>>36349323
Decided to answer since there were no replies to get the thread rolling

>>36349651
Keep it goin op

>>36349323
>>36349651
Damn you, lucky bastard orgr

>>36349651
>he gently pulled her head toward himself as a subtle gesture

I won't get into the shoddy writing here

However

THE GOLDEN FUCKING RULE OF ROLEPLAY

YOU NEVER ROLEPLAY THE ACTIONS OF THE OTHER PERSON

REEEEE

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>>36348897
Dude be a real man and let her peg you.
also
>having a gf on r9k
>mfw

>>36349323
>>36349651
this is awful, why would you gf a high schooler op

Are you sure this is a gf?
It's not a rawr XD guy?

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>>36349651
Here's the next one. Pls help.

>>36349761

I didn't..? Maybe I confused you. I'll let her be the green and I'll be red. What I said is shorter writing.

>>36349859
o shit nigger it's getting real

>>36349920
I fuckin told you. I was not kidding.

>>36349777
WINRAR
oreg

you people make me fucking cringe

>>36350349
mmm spicy

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>tfw no gf to peg my cute boibutt

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>>36349323
>when stupid people try to write descriptively

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>>36348897
tell her that your dick is bigger