Why eat tendies when you can eat real food like sushi?

sushi's expensive
>fat weeb girl messages me on OKC
>asks me to get sushi
>ok
>go to place she suggests
>super expensive
>get a few rolls, like $10
>she gets 2 orders of large rolls and an order of takoyaki for herself
>comes out to around $30
>bill comes
>she says one bill since she forgot her wallet
>makes me pay
>never talk to her again

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>>36382127
>actually paying money to eat seaweed and fish contaminated with deadly radioisotopes from fukushima

My local sushi place has a no singles policy.

>>36382127
I love sushi! It's honestly one of my favorite foods and I'm not even a weeb.

>>36382194
Yeah it's expensive as fuck.

>>36382194
>$30 and you cheap out

What are you? Poor?

>>36382328
>I'm not even a weeb
Rule 44, my dude

>>36382127
What makes sushi more "real" than tendies?

>>36382127
>that
>sushi
I bet the fish is fresh-ish and the rice isn't fermented to the point of inedibility.

Sushi is preserved poor people food, not "real food".

If you insist on fermented asian stuff, eat kimchi. If you eat it every day you'll live forever.

>>36382440
Your date won't laugh and leave you in the middle of the date if you order sushi

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>>36382127
I would go to a AYCE sushi place but only with my cousin since didn't want to go their and be a loser loner, but now my cousin got a gf and I'm all by myself.
lmaoing @ myself

>>36382508
>Your date

Woah man I think we're assuming too many things here.......also sushi's overhyped you could do better or learn to cook.

>>36382359
$30 for a literal first date never met her before when she's a fat landwhale who asked ME out to this place
I don't pay on first dates
I'll pay for myself, but I'm not paying some fat girl for her time
I'd rather spend the extra $50 and get a hooker
at least I'd have sex after and be able to skip the awkward small talk and dinner

Good sushi is actually expensive

>>36382127
what the fuck even is sushi

>>36383056
sure as hell isn't OP's pic
OP's pic is of sashimi

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>live in Commiefornia
>have Japanese market
>cut out the middleman and make my own

Pic related.

>>36383171
Are sushi kits like that worth the money? My brother swears by them, but I'm satisfied with my bamboo rolling mat.

I love how sushi is so expensive but literally one of the easiest and cheapest foods to make yourself. Also serving homemade sushi is extremely impressive to normies when it's just like a 4-5 step preparation.

>>36383171
rolls are fucking retarded. making sushi is literally just making a ball of rice and putting the fish on top. You would have to be an autist to make rolls with a proprietary tool.

>>36383306
It just makes it look more presentable I guess.

>>36383011
>japanese store a few blocks away
>checking out sashimi grade fish
>salmon is around $10 a pound
>lean tuna is around $15
>fatty is around $30
>since I make sushi when people are around I have yet to splurge on fatty

>>36382194
That's weird, here in Mexico i can get like 6 rolls and a box of teriyaki for like $6.
Also is not that expensive to make it yourself, with like $7 you can make a lot of rolls..

>>36383306
Well you're right, a rolling mat and some skills are more than enough

>>36383682
this was at an expensive Japanese specialty restaurant
premium rolls were around $12 each and takoyaki was $8 for 6
for both of us, it was over $40

>>36382938
But still, why did you pay for her? She's not your responsibility.

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>>36382616
I see plenty of businessmen come into local sushi places solo for a quick bite, it's easy no hassle food and you can do shit on your phone/laptop between servings unlike when you order racks of ribs or whatever. Just go if you feel like it, fuck what some normalfags think of you being alone for 5 minutes of their miserable life.

>>36383757
Damn, was it even good?

>>36382127
I eat udon noodles every day. it's cheap as shit and you can make your own concoctions every day. I like it really spicy and for 6 pieces of shrimp it's a couple dollars and it all fills you up.

>>36383853
it was pretty good, but like her, it wasn't worth $40
>>36383782
I would have looked like a huge ass leaving some crying fat weeb to wash dishes
instead I paid for her, dropped her off, and didn't call her back

>>36383823
>5minutes
But like I said I would go to a AYCE place that is like a good hour.

>>36383886
You think the average patrons have the capacity or motivation to judge you for a whole fucking hour or more? People generally forget whatever "weird thing" they saw within 5 minutes.

>>36383879
Wouldn't have really mattered if you looked like an ass since you never called her back anyways. I'm sure she brought money since she was probably just using you for free food.

>>36383936
I saw at the bar once with my cousin and the sushi chef was some old dude with two youngsters. The two youngsters kept looking at all the people coming in and talking shit. They probably talked shit about me once I left. The old sushi chef was cool he was making sushi the whole time and drinking but he sure as hell took his time

>>36383973
Most people bringing/making your food just care about you not making a mess, paying for your shit, and not complaining. Two faggots openly trashing patrons sounds like bad business practice - but even so, they'd have done that whether you're alone at the place or not. That shouldn't really be of influence.

>>36384069
They probably did it because they were behind the bar and most people wouldn't be able to hear them. The old dude was cool though.

>>36384098
Yeah I suppose so man. Still a shame to miss out on good sushi. I love the little Inari sushi at my local place too much to consider that.

>>36382194
$30? You think that's bad? I went out with this OkCupid girl for sushi and it was BYOB so I thought it would be a little cheap. Wrong. We got an appetizer (literally five fried shrimps) and she got two rolls and I got 8 pieces of sushi. Fucking $60 not including tip. I'm never eating sushi again.

>>36382127
>eating raw fish prepared by mexicans

i hope you like worms eating you alive
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2768117/Sushi-lover-s-entire-body-left-riddled-tapeworm-parasites-eating-contaminated-sashimi.html

>>36382938
she literally had that planned before she even saw your pic, you retard

not speaking ever again was part of the plan.

>>36382194

"Funny. I forgot my wallet too."

>>36382938
>I don't pay on first dates
Classy guy.

>>36384583
>>36384583
I need to lose some weight.

>>36384439
Yeah just I'm not confident to go and get sushi by myself.

>swipe right and match around four months ago
>talk and shit, she seems interested
>fast forward to that Friday
>take her to dinner and drinks
>fucking $70 bill
>take Uber home
>tip Uber driver after she bolts from the car
>go to her small apartment
>make nice with her roommate
>go to her bedroom
>play with her dog for a little
>have sex
>eat her pussy
>make her come
>ask for a massage
>she obliges
>ask her to massage my ass
>she obliges
>ask her to kiss my ass
>she obliges
>ask her to lick my ass
>she says "not today"
>I accept her answer but I'm a little disappointed
>she says I'm a "little kinky"
>things seem OK for the rest of the night

Because i cant nuke sushi into a full meal in under 5 minutes.

>all these amirfats with expensive sushi

In Vancouver theirs a place where you can get 3 premium rolls of your choice for $11

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Why not buy some sushi with bitbean! Bitbean is a great new crypto currency to buy and use, and will only increase in value!

>>36382194
>30 dollar sushi
>good
>expensive

Try Omakase style sushi. You will literally orgasm on the spot, and then suicide once you see the bill (~$400 a person)

>>36385056
My bad, its around 200 a person. 400 was the total bill and I mixed it up.

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>>36382508
Anyone who would laugh and leave based on your order is absolute garbage. I order tendies as a filtration system for trash like that.

>>36382938
Shit tell me where I can get a hooker under like a hundred an hour?

>>36383081
Sashimi is without the rice dummy

I put tenddies and rice and shape it into make believe sushi.

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Has anyone ever had uni before? I quite like it.

>>36385857
this shit is fucking disgusting dude. your tongue is broken if you like this.

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>>36385913
You are probably still eating frozen tenders and McDonalds. You can't appreciate proper food.

>>36382263
Holy shit, that guy has a Norwood fuck my shit up hairline, he's lucky he's got the brains going for him. wew[\spoiler]