I just want to be teleported to the Pokemon universe. Is that really too much to ask for, r9k?
Why am I stuck in this boring fucking existence?
ywn feel a real pokeball in your hand and release your favorite pokemon from it why even live?
I go one step further, I want to go to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe. Then I wouldn't remember my human life and would live in a happy cute world.
God I am drunk.
>>39354978
Same here anon. Have almost finished an entire fifth of vodka tonight.
Reality blows.
>>39355413
Reality fucking blows my friend.
Is it too much to ask to not be me? Apparently it is, but hey I can only ask for so much. I've always just wanted to be cute and not me.
I've had a bottle of bourbon myself.
>>39355431
I hope hyper-realistic virtual realities come around soon.
When they do, I will literally disappear into the Pokemon world. The reality that has been given to me sucks.
Why don't you just take up cockfighting?
>>39355607
That's why I hope every day for the singularity to come. I will disappear into VR and be the me that I should be.
Pokemon world, or whatever, I don't care. I'm literally like an alien in this world. I just don't fit.
>>39355631
That reminds me the other day I saw a cockfighting club in my city. I didn't even know that shit was still legal here.
>>39355633
I feel exactly the same way. I don't belong here. This isn't the reality I'd like to live in.
That feel is all too familiar.
>>39355926
We're just not meant for this world my friend. Maybe we're each meant for different worlds, but that doesn't change the fact that we're unfit for this universe.
>>39354841
you need VR my child