>tfw you trip and fall in front of a bunch of normies
Who gives a shit?
Dont's beat yourself up over little shit like that, anon.
>tfw you have swamp ass that is visible through your pants
>coming up to minor crossing
>cars slowly approaching, slightly too far away to make things easy
>stop and pretend to fuss with bag or something
>first car stops and waves you to cross
JUST
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOO
>>39459034
>tfw you look at the chair you were sitting on and you see sweat marks like someone wiped the chair with a wet towel
>>39458986
>One of them says "did you have a nice trip"
>pooping in public restroom
>starts off as straight turds
>cheek slapping tommygun fart shatters the silence
>someone either says UHHH or gags