>ewwwww teacher, anon has a boner!!

>Sorry it happens when I think of killing you and everyone in this fucking room

...I actually said this in highschool.

>teacher checks calendar to see if any of the girls will be ovulating
>has you come p in front of the class to impregnate one of the ovulating girls while the rest of the class chants as they watch

>>39459186
>Teacher, kindly tell roasty to mind her own business and quit staring at my crotch.

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>>39459233
How well did that end?

>>39459233
>what a virgin! lol

you just brought back a bad memory. but that's the point I guess.

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>>39459186
>my "friend" did this while we were watching some kids movie in class when there was a little girl dancing on screen
>everyone thought I was a creep from then on
>I didn't even have a chub

Is it illegal to be visibly erect in public and not to give a fuck about it?

>>39459233
you owe use a story now
you can't just say shit like that and expect us to leave it there

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>used to get boners at school all the time
>always used to wear a hoodie that was baggy enough that I could get up and walk around with the boner and no one would notice