Anon, you fool! Focus on your training! A true warrior has no

>>38135959
stop posting this normie chad faggot

>>38135977
>Vegeta
>Normie
>Implying he doesn't embody what a robot would be if they had powers.

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>>38136004
We all know who we'd be...

>>38136004
He has an attractive wife, several kids and is a super-buff /fit/izen prince of an intergalactic race of widely feared and respected warriors.
Yamcha, besides getting fucked often, was the closest thing to a robot in Dragonball (Z)

>>38136068
I said powers, you mortal fool.

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>>38136080
Just look at this smug normie asshole.

A warrior has to have something to fight for

Vegeta had the Saiyan race, what the fuck do I have

>>38135959
Vegeta-sama, I am but a human. I am not even a cyborg. There's no way I can reach Saiyan levels. I'm no warrior.

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D-dad,
I went on /fit/ and ate clen and tren'd hard. Please give your approval as I have finally ascended to chadhood.

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The real robot of DB

>>38135959
>a true warrior has no time for a gf
>proceeds to fuck and impregnate bulma
Sure thing man

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lonely drivers club

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We all know the only warrior that didnt had a single gf was mirai Gohan, he died a virgin after sucking at what he dedicated his whole life for.
>have the most potential of all z warrior
>be so awful at training that after years and years of training you don't archive SS2 let alone enough power to beat 1 Android, those Android were even weaker in his timeline
>Probably died a virgin
>even weaker in the manga version

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Would Broly be a robot?

>>38135959
Already on it.Just came back from gym.

Relevant virgin spirit bomb

http://youtu.be/QMEUUFfknjI

>>38136775
He fought two on one and they might have been weaker but they still had infinite stamina.

>>38136068
He still got a hit on chad before getting his ass beat

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Can Kenshiro beat a Saiyan?

>Implying we aren't Buu

>>38136824
In the anime, in the manga, he was weaker and lose to N17 while he wasn't even using his fullpower

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>>38136307
>I said powers, you mortal fool.
k

>>38135959
I will redouble my efforts shitposting on an anonymous chinese cartoon imageboard!

>>38135959
I love these threads so much, and I want you to keep posting these, for my sake at leats

>>38136408
more like a failed normie cucked by his gf t b h

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We're all Oolong and you know it.

>>38136408
How are Bulma's parents so young looking? She's got to be approaching 60 years old herself at that point.

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>>38136980
>giving up a wish for a fivehead thot
how can someone be so cucked?

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>>38137017
Gmilf power man

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What would Tien be?
He had some bipolar girl who liked him, but he was apparently asexual.

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Who was the best character and why was it Piccolo?

>>38137067
>asexual
he's obviously a pederast

>>38137013
Yeah, look at that cuck with his hot, rich wife and beautiful family of walking gods.

>>38136775
Future Gohan was the best DBZ character shut up

Shit i tought it was Yamcha with this hair and clothe style.
Vegeta is normie
Yamcha is roboto

>>38136967
Buu is actually happy and living ghe rich life with Satan

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>>38135959
Daily reminder that vegeta is a 5'7 manlet and still made it

I hate what Goku has become.

His entire arc was that he was one of the weakest saiyans ever but through hard work and training he managed to climb the ranks and overcome challenges.


Since the first episode of Dragon ball Super he's just been a smug lazy asshole that puts off his responsibilities and just sleeps and eats all the time. He was just gifted Super Saiyan God powers like the Dragonborn Mary Sue that he is. Vegeta is the one who reached that level through training and he's still weaker.


Vegeta is also a better father than Goku since forever.

>>38136408
>Implying GT is cannon
Normos, roo, etc.

>>38137553
It pretty much retroactively is at this point. Uub was confirmed in an episode of DBS.

>>38137586
Uub was in DBZ too you mong.

>>38137553
>cannon

No, GT is mortar

>>38137621
yeah so what

632asfdf

>>38137782
Here's your (you). It's all I've got.

>>38137500
>Since the first episode of Dragon ball Super he's just been a smug lazy asshole that puts off his responsibilities and just sleeps and eats all the time

He was always like that. Occasionally he'd have bouts where he'd train hard but they were few and far between. Most of the time he just ate and stomped people.

>>38136408
>you will never fuck bulma while fucking bulma
wtf man

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>you knew black guy irl who was cockiest person alive and lifted weights and said he was Brolly

He could bench 500 pounds 5 times.

I'm not joking he also has white wife and mulatto children LOL

>>38137885

I'm not so sure about that senpai

He was definitely living the NEET life during the original dragon arc when Bulma first came accross him and then he just swept the floor with the red ribbon army and Yamcha and pretty much everyone else he came across.

But then he started training seriously with Krillin for the world tournament, and he started training seriously again mercenary Tao, and against Piccolo, and against the two waves of saiyans, and against Frieza, etc.

Somewhere along the dragon ball timeline he just became a naturally overpowered mary sue

>>38137990
black people fucking love dragon ball

>>38137990
>>38138046
His kids probably a piece of shit too

>>38136068
>yfw you realize without him Vegeta would've killed everyone in his ape form thus resulting in the end of DBZ

>>38139042
I remember one doujin where Bulma (before she met Goku) ended up getting fucked by a bunch of old guys and never bothered to meet Goku. And that resulted in King Piccolo taking over earth, then saiyans taking over the earth, and then Frieza taking over the earth.

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>>38138046
Facts. I love dragon ball even more than my gf.


A-18 could get it anytime.

>>38139102
I know what doujin you're talking about. Shhe actually got fucked by dinosaurs, not old men.