Nervous

>>38235300
Get her off by playing with her boobs
Then get her off by playing with her pussy
By then, she'll be satisfied so she'll just want to make sure that YOU are able to cum

>>38235300
If you cum early, who cares.

You have a mouth and hands....use them. Honestly oral feels fucking amazing. Slip a finger into her pussy and asshole (if she's into that) and start a rocking motion. At the same time lick her clit....vary the tempo.

It honestly feels better than sex sometimes.

>>38235300
Catch a nice buzz first. It'll numb you up a bit and you'll lay pipe like a Mexican laborer

Jack off an hour or two before

>>38235340
>>38235388
>>38235415
Thanks guys, it's it as hard as I think it is, right ?

>>38235468
it depends
it wasn't hard for me
the first time i hooked up with a girl she was in disbelief that i was her first
it breaks down to if you're a sensual person or not

>>38235300
Think of your dead grandpa naked, with his back to you, twerking, his big melon balls swinging slowly back and forth, while he murmurs "you wanna piece of this, boy?"

That should do the trick

>>38235468
Honestly, I have only been on the receiving end. I just know my guy is always sweaty after.

Just take it slow. Ask what she likes.

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>>38235388
>lick her clit
>clit
but that's the micro penis
ewww

>>38235487
It's better if he is sensual. It's fucking amazing to stop fucking for a minute and just kiss. I love it when a guy goes down on me and then stops to bite my neck and nipples.

>>38235496
In hard now you idiot

>>38235487
Also I forgot to add. When you go down on her, make sure you kiss all the way down her stomach and ignore her pussy and kiss down her inner thigh and then back up and ignore her pussy again and kiss down the other side and then back up and THEN start lighting massaging her lips with your tongue

Just remember one thing about sexuality, if you remember anything, all other advice is going to be shit if you dont get this down first

PACING AND RHYTHYM
Follow her body, it will tell you what she wants

>>38235537
Then you would love me
I haven't gotten laid in a long time, so my sensuality is so fucking repressed it's not funny. Nowadays I sometimes randomly think of things to do that are super sensual and would definitely get a girl horny

Like making her close her eyes and then kissing from her mouth down the side of her face down her neck and then across her collar bone
god fucking damn
if I don't have sex soon i'm going to fucking i just know it

>>38235468
Once you've fucked one you've fucked them all. You've masturbated I'm sure right? You should know what it's like to get close to cumming. If you can catch yourself before you do eat her out a bit or have her do something that's still exciting but not super stimulating like sucking your nuts. Choke her lightly make her lick herself off your fingers or some shit dude you'll figure it out as you go

>>38235529
A clit looks nothing like a penis, you're fucking nuts

If you're too nervous you might not even get or stay hard. So try to calm down and go as slow as you need to be comfortable.

Also I will share what used to fuck me up, because of too much porn, is what I think of as scripted sex. So much porn is so predictable, they get naked, then some touching, then some oral, then fucking, then stop when he cums. Do NOT try to follow some script like that. Sex is NOT porn. If you try to do something that you're not really into, your dick will not cooperate. Follow your instincts. If you cum 'early,' well who cares, the movie isn't over. You're still there and so is she, and if she wants more you can use other body parts while your dick recharges. Just be in the moment and the sex will be good.

>>38235625
It also works the same way with men. I know the guy I am with goes crazy with licking. He loves it when I lick his neck and nipples. Sometimes I will also kiss his happy trail and make my way down to his dick.

It's the small things that make sex great. The act of fucking is okay---it's just the intimacy that takes it to a new level.

>>38235300
jerk off a couple hours before you actually see this chick. get that easy load out the way.

>>38235300
GET OFF MY BOARD GODDAMN IT YOU AREN'T A ROBOT NONE OF YOU ARE ROBOTS YOU ARE ALL NORMIES LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38235742
You know what fuck you nevermind I don't want to talk anymore
Not sure why you had to mention a fucking boyfriend to somebody that is actively complaining about not getting laid

Were you fucking worried that I'd follow you around the room or not stop talking to you unless you told me that your dude gets to have a girl that wants to use her free time with him?

No, it just that you barely paid attention to what i was saying. Too fucking concerned with the fact that YOU want to say something, with little fucking care about how I will feel to HEAR you saying that shit right?


Fuck you dude. Thanks for reminding me why humans are so fucking. They can't wait to share their own shit, with minimal regard for how it will affect other people.

I am so confident that you'd be one of those women that just fucking walk right by me when I hold the door open for you, just from how self-absorbed you are based on your two fucking posts

/rant fueled by frustration and anger due to spending to much time recently trying and none or if working out

I wish I hadn't met rebecca
I wish I hadn't been at that barbeque that we threw
I wish that I hadn't met lauren
I wish that I didn't have to constantly be around women that I think are attractive
I fucking hate this shit man