Did you ever consider that /r9k/ might be a PSYOP to turn you into a spree shooter?
Most people that identify as robots certainly have social and mental issues to some extent, and are continuously exposing their minds to memes, LARPers and porn.
Literally NOTHING good could come out of browsing this place, in fact, you are turning yourself into a more dehumanized version of yourself every time you browse this place.