When did you realize that Capitalism is the solution to being a robot, /r9k/?
>Be in Middle School
>Bullied by Chad football player
>Beats the shit out of me and steals my backpack just because he forgot his pencil
>My friend notices
>He knows a guy who's just as strong as Chad and completely fucking nuts
>Give Anti-Chad $20 so he could beat the shit out of him
>Next day Chad comes in with bruises and suddenly acting friendly with me
>Never knew it was me
>Make friends and suddenly cool with the jocks all through highschool