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>tfw huge dick >girls will literally never see it because

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>tfw huge dick
>girls will literally never see it because Fleshlights feel too good

Artificial wombs when? Fleshing while stoned feels too good to give up for someone who's essentially a gay retarded manlet. The only thing I need are kids.
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>>38517432
>The only thing I need are kids.

Why? Kids are little shits that cost lots of money.
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>>38517432
Post pic please I want to jerk off thinking of it
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>>38517432
How big is your dick OP? Apparently i'm top 1% on dick size statistically at 7 inches.
Source: https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/

I think that's bullshit tho, all these averages and statistics are just made to make men feel better about themselves.
Porn, dick rate threads, etc lead me to believe i'm pretty average.
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>>38517432

>Mfw dicklets cant even reach the throat portion of a swallow Fleshlight.
>Mfw 7.5"

Whats the best FL in your opinion? I just ordered the heavenly sleeve, looking forward to how it feels.
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>>38517432

forgot the pic. sry.

Also, protip: the misty stone swallow fleshlight is tighter than the others.
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>>38518275
5-6 is about average, so you're not far off. 4 and 7 are fairly normal.
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>>38518017
>continue your bloodline
>won't have to worry about some woman taking your son away from you when she gets bored of you
>raise a little you who you get to share your hobbies with
>watch him grow
>one day he becomes his own man
>know that you raised that
>have a forever drinking buddy now

Women are the the timebomb that make the whole having kids thing not worth it.

>emotionally unstable
>mentally unstable
>fickle
>buy metric ton of expensive unnecessary shit
>will cuck you if she can get away with it

women are garbage human.
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>>38518364
this is the reason why onaholes exist
literally made for my 6 inch dicklet
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>>38518486
maybe you should marry another anon do you can adopt kids and use fleshlights on eachother
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