>be me
>be in second or third grade
>find one of my moms magazines laying around, the ones where the ladies are half naked and shit modeling bras and panties
>have a brilliant idea (or so I thought so at the time)
>think that maybe if I put this magazine under my pillow before I go to sleep, I'll dream of them
>secure the magazine under my pillow
>go to sleep
>wakeup
>didn't dream of them
>check under my pillow
>no magazine
>it's in the trash
>my brother put it in the trash
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEE