all right /r9k/ I'm will be overwhelmed with work and school soon, and I need someone to fill in for me.
I have an obsessive, clingy yandere qt on my hands, but I won't be able to provide for her insatiable need for attention, so I figured one of you guys might want to step in for me.
if that is your thing pls fill out this form and I will get back to you
how many hours do you spend online?
ever been in a relationship?
virgin?
age?
on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
top 3 fav movies?
top 3 fav animu?
top 3 fav mango?
can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
anything else you want to add about your self would be appreciated.
oh and the qt is a slightly less attractive version of pic related
>>34062055
> how many hours do you spend online?
8-9 a day...
> ever been in a relationship?
yeah, 1
> virgin?
nope
> age?
20
> on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
5-6
> do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
As much as anyone else, I guess.
/vg/ and /pol/
> top 3 fav movies?
The Godfather, Godzilla: Resurgence, Batman: The Dark Knight
> top 3 fav animu?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
> top 3 fav mango?
Berserk, Goblin Slayer, Junji Ito shit
> can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
I guess, yeah
>>34062055
since i wake up i go online
yes
no
3
6
yes, g/r9k
i don't like movies
anime is autistic trash
manga is somehow even more autistic trash
yes
>>34062055
>How many hours do you spend online
11-12
>ever been in a relationship?
haha no
>virgin?
Obviously
>Age
18
>On a 1 to ten scale how would you rate yourself?
about 6-7/10
>fav boards?
/r9k/ bit of /pol/ when a terrorist attack happens
>top 3 fav movies?
Wolf of wall street, Empire strikes back, LOTR The Two Towers
>Top 3 animu?
I only watched 2 when i was around 10-11
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Naruto
>top 3 fav mango?
N/A
>Can you handle companionship with no sex
I wouldn't be able to handle it with sex.
>>34062055
>4-5 maybe? (wagecuck)
>yes
>no
>18
>6 maybe? that's pushing generous
>yeah, r9k is good, i don't really use other boards much, maybe int sometimes
>kung fu hustle, breakfast club, fat kid rules the world
>Shogeki No Soma, Dragon ball (it's a fucking classic), High School of the dead
>Meh dunno
>probably
Not gonna say more about me on here, PM me if you wanna know shit
>>34062648
>PM me if you wanna know shit
>PM me
nigga do you know where you are? how am I be PM you if i wanna know more shit
>>34062694
as in if you're interested, reply, ask for a contact, i'll give it. Not that hard to interpret. Why make another throwaway if the person isn't interested?
>>34062055
>how many hours do you spend online?
Mostly 4h
>ever been in a relationship?
Heh, nah
>virgin?
M8, we're on r9k, ofc
>age?
22
>on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
I'm a solid 5, I believe
But if I get rid of my fat, I could easily be an 7 or maybe 8.
This year, I'll be at the army, best way to lose it.
>do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
Sometimes, yeah, I enjoy doing it.
Mostly /r9k/, /v/, /a/, /gif/. A bit of /int/, /k/ and /x/.
>top 3 fav movies?
LOTR 1,2 and 3
>top 3 fav animu?
Gurren Lagann
Dragon Ball (not Z)
BoBoBoBo-BoBoBo
>top 3 fav mango?
Vinland Saga
Berserk
And for the last one, dunno, I like several mangoes but none is above the rest.
>can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
Well, if it's a friendship, of course. But a romantic relationship without sex or any intent of doing in the future (a christian pure qt waiting for marriage is fine) is not possible.
I don't care about your cucking, I just wanted to post this.
>>34062055
>10-12 hours a day.
>Only online romances that failed miserably because the girls weren't loyal even when they were the jealous types.
>Had sex once.
>28.
>I rate myself 6~7/10.
>I don't shitpost. I use /r9k/, and lurk /soc/ and /pol/.
>Spaceballs, Independence Day, and Pacific Rim.
>Guyver, Konosuba, and Sword Art Online.
>Goblin Slayer, Fairy Tail, and Seven Deadly Sins.
>Yes. But it's more interesting with flirting and teasing.
>Last year was really rough on me and I lost all of my friends that I thought mattered to me, so now I'm more of a loner than I've ever been and seeking happiness is depressing me more and more. I just need a female to give me some of her time and maybe make me feel like I matter to her. I don't know how else to continue.
>>34062055
>how many hours do you spend online?
5
>ever been in a relationship?
Yes
>virgin?
No
>age?
22
>on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self?
6
>do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
Rarely. /tg/ /r9k/
>top 3 fav movies?
Coherence, Sunshine. No third movie on that level yet.
>top 3 fav animu?
Don't watch any.
>top 3 fav mango?
I prefer melon.
>can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
Yes, but obviously depends on the person.
>anything else you want to add about your self would be appreciated.
I don't like the taste of eggs, so I cannot provide a bowl of them without prior warning.
>oh and the qt is a slightly less attractive version of pic related
If she is clingy and hot, how will she not cheat on you in this situation?
>>34062055
> have an obsessive, clingy yandere qt on my hands
I dont think you know what yandere means... but anyway...
>how many hours do you spend online?
whenever not asleep... so between 10-24 hours per day
>ever been in a relationship?
yes
>virgin?
no
>age?
25
>on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
between 4 and 7 depending on day on clothing etc
>do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
no shitposting is kinda boring
i browse in order of time spent r9k, v, vr, vp, x, jp, int, an, adv pol,
>top 3 fav movies?
the fountain, minority report, interview with the vampire
>top 3 fav animu?
steins;gate, penguindrum and madoka/lain (tied)
>top 3 fav mango?
shingeki no kyojin, tomo-chan and blame
>can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
sure
>anything else you want to add about your self would be appreciated
I consider myself patient so i dont get upset nor annoyed with ease
give contact details if you like my description
>>34062094
great taste normalfag
>how many hours do you spend online?
Probably too many. 6-8 is my best guess
>ever been in a relationship?
Yep
>virgin?
Also yep
>age?
20
>on a 1 to 10 scale how would yo reate your self? (pic of your self optional)
4 at best
>do you enjoy shit posting? fav boards?
I was a /tv/fag for a while, shitposting helps me take the edge off
>top 3 fav movies?
Big Lebowski, Grand Budapest Hotel, The Guest
>top 3 fav animu?
JJBA, One Punch Man, Cowboy Bebop
>top 3 fav mango?
I don't read mango
>can you handle companionship wiht no sex?
It's not ideal but yeah
I just realized how fucking pathetic this bio makes me sound.
>>34062055
>It's another "OP got bored with their bait" episode.
>>34063357
actually I'm just waiting for more responses
so far this anon is looking pretty good >>34062972
>up to 24 hours
>whenever not asleep
don't worry she will adapt to your sleeping habits, she is a very versatile kinda gal
post throwaway contact info she will get back to yah she is monitoring the thread.
>>34063726
>post throwaway contact info
ok:
[email protected]
>>34062055
6
Yep
23
6
/pol/ /r9k/ yeah, i like shitposting
The illusionist, Matrix (the first), the good the bad and the ugly
One piece, berserk, hellsink
One piece, noblesse, gosu
Yep
Idk though, i like loneliness more
>almost 4 hours
>no
>yes but about to lose it soon
>6-6.5
>kinda; i like /r9k/ and /o/, and rarely lurking on /pol/
>The Prestige, Blade Runner and SW Episode V
>i barely watch animu
>i don't read manga
>yes
Also I can be a bit too shy.
>>34064704
>forgot to add that i am 19