I think there's a few things we can agree on regarding criteria

>>34092076
I agree but there are alot of 'people' who'd argue against that.
>abloo i has a gf but im still da same aminey watching trap fapping robutt i used ta be

>>34092105
They've invaded this board for sure, alright.

>>34092105
>i'm a robot because i watch anime and trap porn
Normalfags like anime sometimes and i bet they fap to trap as well.

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>>34092076
>but i still haz problems like drama with stacy and i had an awkward handshake with my bfs dad Dx

I had one girlfriend and only ever had sex with her. I fucked up that relationship and now I'm probably never going to have sex/be in a relationship ever again. So yeah I'd still consider myself a robot

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>>34092250
You can't go from normie to robot, you already showed you don't belong here. Stop pretending to be a robot.

>>34092250
You were never a robot. You were and now are a failed normie.

Hang yourself.

>>34092282
How is a failed normie any better than a robot?

>>34092478
It's worse, in a way. At least robots are genuine

>>34092500
Robot are the beautiful ones from the mice experiment.

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>tfw a nogf virgin but you prefer it this way which makes you even a weirdo to robots

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>calling yourself a robot like its a good thing
If you do this you're either underage or a normie. Either way, go back to /b/.

What if you had sex with a prostitute?

>>34092625


Woah there anon, someone who slings fallacies like that should fuck off to reddit entirely. What a waste of a smug face.

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One time I was on /r/foreveralone and people were talking about being sad after a breakup.

>do you normies not know what forever means
>REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34092537
>>34092500
this
failed normie life is objectively worse

>and it feels worse

>>34092916
>failed normie life is objectively worse

No it isn't, retard. YOU are worse, not your lifestyle

Online girlfriends are never worth it. Just use them as companions.

>>34092076
I had sex with a prostitute once when I was in my mid 20s, I'm now in my 30s. I'm a normie?

>ask over 20 girls out on a date
>been on 3
>kissed once
>each one drifted away from me after a very short time (few weeks)
I consider myself robot or cyborg at best because I could never succeed. I was never in situations where I was oblivious to girls liking me. Whenever I tried, I gave an honest effort and it still ended up fucked up.

>>34094614
Never been on a date myself, but I can imagine how painful it must be to get so close a few times, only to fail.

>>34094583
I'd also like to add that I've never been on a date or had a girlfriend. The first and only time in my life I've kissed another person on the lips was with that prostitute. I'm not a normie! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34092250
nah you are just a try hard faggot trying to fit in

>>34094731
>trying to fit in
Typical normie

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Nowhere on this board states that only degenerates can use it, seems like neets just camped it because they are the ones who have time 24/7.
Face it: The r9k algorithm worjs, and like with wealthy europe, everybody now wants to go to the most interesting board on 4chan.
Remember: Sharing is caring ;)

>wanting to be a robot
being called normie or Chad is probably a good feeling, i wouldn't know because everyone thinks i'm an autistic spaz

robothood is suffering.