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Wassup faggots. I'm a successful musician with a house, a lover, two pets, a career, a sense of self-worth, and I keep my home tidy.
Everyone calls me a hipster because I'm queer musician and I am hip. What can I do to make your average robot more hip in the eyes of the American public?
Because it's cool to be stylish and smart, and only dirty hippies like me can get away with going for days without showering.
I am the least normal person I know so don't even try and accuse me of being less normal than your average /r9k/ user.
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>successful "queer musician", sense of self worth, homeowner
>>I'm the most least normal person I swears I'm a robot guise
Don't you have some kind of duet album to record with Ellen Degenerate
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I bet I am far weirder than you. I am just much better at hiding it. You don't know my secrets.
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Maybe robots are not weird at all they are just unloved people that feel like broken robots inside. I'm not a robot which is why I made this thread.
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I get it. You don't want to be cool. Well I think that makes you even cooler, Anon.
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I'm the guy who made the thread earlier today with the quad 7's. Does anyone remember that one or did they shut down the thread?
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Do you remember? If you do remember consider this writing to be longform.
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If you feel like a broken robot inside, remember that you still have to breathe. Take a deep breath and then exhale. You are not a robot. You are a real human bean.
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Who here has the balls to disagree?
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Thank you for your time. Please continue with whatever the fuck you were doing. I am already bored.
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