/britfeel/

>>34119753
I've got the runny bums lads.

why are these threads so gay

why

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second for shipman

first for unbarable autism

>>34119768
friday curry eh lad?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GRAFFITI MAN PIC YOU NIGGER

>tfw East Devon

>>34119769
it's all the gays in them lad

>>34119779
Nah just too much soda and junk food, mummy doesn't allow curry food in this house.

>>34119769
Prison gays who have given up on women because of 1 reason or another

Most of them aren't really gay

>>34119800
sounds like my dad, we went out for curry once and he had just plain chicken

>>34119807
if I fap to another /britfeel/ dick is that gay?

>>34119825
Mine just hates everything foreign, he won't even eat McDonalds because it tastes like "cheap american cardboard".

>>34119826
nah lad, theres literally nothing gay about that, just some harmless fapping

>>34119826
Well we don't get any vaginas around here so we have to make do.

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fuck these things I can't cum anymore

>>34119911
like it matters if you can, lad

>>34119911
>taking antidepressants
you should know better anon!

>>34119924
Imagine how it makes his girlfriend feel that she can't even make him come. It must trash her confidence.

>>34119936
how else can cure my crippling anxiety?

>>34119946
Pillows can't talk desu.

>>34119946
Do hands have confidence?

Just ate a mixed grill for dinner lads. Meat sweats setting in and I think I'm gonna spew shit

>>34119963
>>34119969
Hehehehehehhehehe

>>34119985
Sweating after eating meat only happens to diabetics.

>>34119959
eat mushrooms and spinach

>>34119946
ah yes my girlfriend. the furthest I've even gotten with a girl is a conversation.

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>"mooooo!!! give me all your oats lads!"

>>34120052
>b-but I have a-already begun to consume them s-senpai

>Tfw just downloaded Nekopara volume 1
>Has no idea on how to get the 18+ patch
Any ideas lads ?

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>>34120077
>"moooo! unacceptable!"

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Is lenposter dead lads

>tfw the pakis can't take this cold weather anymore

>>34119911
That's why I never took any. I actually enjoy fapping so I don't want the one good thing to be taken away from me.

>>34120157
you scared him off lad

>>34120157
he posted his computer had died yesterday

>tfw missing his posts and encouragment

>>34120052

Sorry brother, I've already begun to eat the oats

>>34120261
I know that feeling. I think he was phone posting yesterday.

>Missing Lenposter feels

What you eating tonight lads?
original

>>34120319
just had a chicken dinner ready meal, followed by a bag of fangtastic

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>>34120052
>"GEEZ YER OATS YA FUCKING BASTARD OR YER GETTING CHIBBED"

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spent 3 hours roleplaying in a UNSC simulation today, worth 10% of my IR module for this year. Fuck me lads it was so sweaty i wanted to die.

>>34120157
I miss him already, he really cared :(

cheeky waifu posting lads? do it for him.

>>34119911
The skin fold in your hand looks like a pussy lad

Can we watch Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone for movie night?

>>34120360
>UNSC simulation today

what

>>34119911
We tried to warn you, you didn't listen.

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>>34120350
>"Sure, step into the barn. You'll find what you deserve mooo!"

>>34120360
GET OUT YOU DISGUSTING HOMEWRECKER

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>>34120360
what course are you doing lad?

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>>34120360
Don't worry, Anon! I care about you.

>>34120436
A mock security council roleplay, i was the UK and tabled and passed a resolution on a temporary ending of airstrikes and no fly zone to facilitate humanitarian aid convoys to combat zone areas.
>>34120459
mummy does say i leave a mess.
>>34120463
masters in global politics.

>>34120500
>masters in global politics.

Oh good, at least you can get a job at the global politics factory when you graduate

>>34119860
>proceeds to eat cheap british cardboard like chips and battered everything
sounds like he lives a miserable existence tbqh, foreign food is the only thing I'm thankful to immigration for

>>34120533
i will leave the factory work to you i think :^)

having a bit of an autism lads

Started a new job and met this girl the once, she was really nice and keeps smiling at me and stuff when we pass eachother

I can't remember her name but she's pretty QT

How would i approach her and strike up conversation, considering i'd need to go out of my way to have an excuse to go into her office.

>>34120545
He was just brought up in a different time because globalism took off.

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>>34120360
>why still no bf

>make food
>it's shit
Every fucking time

Spainfag here. Do you guys really have shariah controlled zones over there on the UK or is it all memeing?

That would make me straight up go emergency mode

>>34120633
It's just memeing. There are dodgy zones filled with mussies that you'd rather avoid though

>>34120545
>>34120592
Reminds me of that TV show Ainsley Harriott did with Len Goodman, showing him the joys of non-british food.

Comfy show tbqh, love a cheeky bit of Ainsley.

>>34120633
of course we do diego, we are a bloody paki's here

>>34120500
neat, do you recommend studying a bachelors in politics?

I'm considering going back to uni in a year or two, to do something I actually enjoy this time. is there lots of debate work? were the undergrad students all insufferable?

>>34120633
yes mate, very common over here i live in one my self so i know a lot about them

>>34120629
damn you anime!

>>34120633
pure memes, mate. there were a few muzzies that made some fuss about wanting to enforce it in their communities which got blown out of proportion by the tabloids

>>34120670

How the fuck is any of that even legal? How does the UK not go full /pol/ mode on them mud looking asses?

You let other people come in and literally rule you (in some parts)

had my haircut and now i feel like a mongloid

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>>34120633
where is spain sempai

I was in Sevilla for a few days last year

did a lot of usual tourist stuff, also got harassed by gypsies then it rained 24hrs straight and I was stuck in a hostel until my flight back

>>34120633
>Spainfag

Do you guys still do the reconquista thing? Could use it here.

>>34120694
>ignore posts saying it's bollocks
>listen to jokeposts instead
not mad, just disappointed

>>34120689

I see. Similar things happen in Spain and Catalonia. Fuck I'd like to visit the UK tho.

Is London a meme city / tourist bait? I'm thinking I would like to visit english villages / castles / rural areas

>>34120694
well you wouldnt want to be racist would you? british people are very accomadating to the asian populace, the native men often give up their women and home towns to them. in rotherham they even gave up children to satisfy their ficky ficky

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>>34120360
Did an exam and it went quite well I think.

>>34120730
Post-Truth Era.

>>34120731
Give the castles and that a go lad. much better than the london meme.

>>34120705
its near portugal lad

>>34120705

Sevilla is god tier in terms of monuments / history, but the Andaluces (spanish rednecks) can be a pain in the ass for foreigners some times.

In Barcelona / Bilbao / Madrid people wouldn't be surprised to hear you speaking english. It's normal.

>>34120730
thats 100% of Catholics though lad

>>34120731
London is tourist bait through and through. If you want to visit, visit other historical cities like Canterbury, Bath, Exeter, Stratford-upon-Avon etc. and follow them up with some quiet little country villages.

>>34120731
Come to Shrewsbury and i'll show you around the secret underground tunnels and rooftops.

>>34120730

Happens when you browse /pol/ more than you probably should

>>34120756

Thanks a bunch, mate, will do. We do have a bunch of castles and medieval stuff here in asSpain, so visiting the UK might prove good fun

>>34120763
I was most surprised with how many blonde people there were, I thought Andalusians were supposed to have an arab tier complexion

trip was ebin though, caught the bus to the usual spots and roman ruins. Tapas was neat

>>34120731
avoid london at all costs. its fucking extortionate, full of wankers and got fuck all going for it. literally barcelona has 10000x more going for it than london lad

>>34120807
tapas is literally puff tier and this is coming from someone of spanish descent, who the fuck wants a tiny portion of several things?

>>34120813
the only thing london has going for it is the museums and art galleries, most of which are free and well worth visiting

I wouldn't say it's worth avoiding at all costs but it's certainly not the sole essential destination in the UK

>>34120800

That does sound tempting. If I did it, I would leave my euro shekels in the hotel. I imagine a lost spainfag is easy money if mugged correctly in a dark underground net of tunnels lmao

>>34120793

>quiet english little village
>cold, cloudy and rainy
>full of hidden nifty places I've never seen

Now THAT is my jam. As much as I would want to fit in and live there I know I belong in spain / diegoland, so I respect that.

>>34120863
I think the idea is you order lots of them and share it over a couple of beers

>>34120864
mate those museums are fucking wank, the history museum is usually full of normies that are retreating from the rain and ponce around taking selfies

>>34120889
Go to the imperial war musuem

normies don't like WW1 clubs or captured japanese katanas

>>34120880
but it's all olives in shit lad, you know like rabbit food. whats wrong with a good fry up?

>>34120863
>this is coming from someone of spanish descent
this doesn't give you any more credibility, it just means you're a brit lad with a bit of dago in you

literally the same as some yank who's never even seen ireland on a map calling himself irish because his great great grandfather was born on the boat over

>>34120889
go when it's sunny then lad

>>34120889
>the history museum is usually full of normies that are retreating from the rain and ponce around taking selfies
who the fuck goes to a museum to pay attention to the other people there

>>34120915
>but it's all olives in shit lad

my only issue with spanish food

they put fucking olives and olive oil with everything

>>34120916
both my parents were born in spain tbhonest lad

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>>34119753

Lads, I've got a story that'll bring a tear to your eye.

A 4 year old girl named Susie Garfitt was admitted to hospital many years ago, Susie had been diagnosed with cerebral palsy when she was 6 months old and was quadriplegic, on top of this, she had severe epilepsy and her general condition was getting worse over time.

Susie developed pneumonia and in her final days, her lungs were filling up with fluid, she was expected to die very soon. The doctor treating her in hospital told her mother that if her other conditions were not so severe, the pneumonia may have been treatable. Her mother felt as if the doctor was subtly asking whether she wanted the hospital to keep her daughter alive at all costs or not.

Her mother could see Susie was dying, gave her a kiss and left to room for some air, before she did, she said to the doctor "Be kind to Susie"

When her mother returned 10 minutes later, she was informed that Susie had passed away

That doctor was Harold Shipman

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>>34120876
You'll be alright lad, not many people know about the tunnels and fewer know how to get access. Most of them are only accessible by the cellars of certain shops.

>>34120936
t. normie that ponced around taking museum selfies

>>34120965
I think your hatred of everything outside your neetcave is clouding your ability to think logically m8

>>34120876
dont listen to that shrewsbury lad, unless getting battered and mugged is something ur into

>>34121012
Only if you venture into the bad parts lad.

we have age restrictions on alcohol, smoking and sex but not social media. Yes I know where we are and the thought of restricting anyone's online time in oppressive but wouldn't this make for a better next generation.

>>34121012
REEEEE go back to Telford where you belong!

>>34120994
this coming from the guy who unironically uses the term 'normie' and wants them out of his safe space

>>34121083
u wot m8

I think you got the wrong man

>>34121052

>to hard to enforce
>more newfags on 4chins

no thanks

>>34121098
Redditfags get confused with the layout,,,,, you see this all the time

>it's a Cariad Lloyd episode

>>34121052
age restrictions on alcohol and smoking haven't done dick to improve things for anybody, lad

>>34121052
>but wouldn't this make for a better next generation.
no, it's the responsibility of the parents to ensure that the next generation is good
it's not the governments job to do that

just want to say im quite impressed with this thread. not much waifu shitposting, barely any fagposters some quality discussion and a bit of bants.

keep it up lads

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>>34120458
>"hey there aren't any oa...oh god help me please! nooo!"
>clash!
>bang!
>pow!

>>34120913
This.

Not as good since its refurbishment a few years back but still excellent. Would definitely recommend.

>>34121191
>inb4 all those things appear in the thread because of you

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>>34121201
Should have used the mad bull pepe instead lad.

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When I wake up in the morning, love
And the sunlight hurts my eyes
And something without warning, love
Bears heavy on my mind

Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Just one look at you
And I know it's gonna be
A lovely day
... lovely day, lovely day, lovely day ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYi7uEvEEmk

>>34121191
>thinking the same thing
>realize what day it is

Of course the threads good, all our norman ''''''friends'''''' are out

>>34121273
This. All the normans are out getting drunk, they don't give a shit about this place right now.

daddy asks me everyday if i want to go for a walk, but i can't take the same cold, grim walks anymore.

>>34121337
Do you ever go with him in the summer at-least?

>visited scotland for a little holiday on my own
>made my way north over the course of two weeks, finished up with hiring a boat and going through all the lochs
but that's not what I'm here for
>during my stay in glasgow
>glasgow centre is quite nice desu, having a nice time walking around and seeing the sights, nothing grand but quite pleasant in how proud they seem of it
>sitting in a pub seeing the evening off with a pint
>couple of local lads start talking to me, seem quite friendly
>invite me out on a big old night out on the piss
>say why the fuck not, go through the gruelling gauntlet of a glaswegian night out
>wake up in the morning
>I'm on the couch of a flat in a glaswegian council estate tower block
>my clothes reek of smoke and dry beer
>no idea where the fuck I am
>feel blessed to still have my bag with me, grab my shit and fucking book it
let me tell you something lads

there is no fear quite like being in the middle of a rough scottish estate as an english lad on your own with no idea where you are or how to get away

>>34121367
i did in the summer, but now it's just the same setting only, cold, dark and boring now

>>34121172
not everyone has good parents though

>>34121371

Sounds like someone got raaaaaped

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>>34120360
Behold, a Karen post. Not a fan of len

>>34121462
thankfully my bunghole was intact, I'm optimistic about the idea that no part of me was violated except my liver

>>34121371
Similar thing happened to me (ausfag) except in Edinburgh and with more drugs, right down to the dodgy flat

Weird desu

anyone know how to get around virgin media throttling speeds?

>>34121533
Move to sky unlimited?

>>34121532
>>34121371
you sure you lads have both kidneys still?

>>34121498

As long as you had a good night mate. You could have been fucking killed young man I hope you have a long think about what you did.

>>34121419
If the parents are doing a bad enough job social services are meant to step in and do something about it.

but that's besides the point
banning social media for under 18s is a silly nanny state thing, and it wouldn't magically fix society

society is meant to fix itself through social pressures and changes, social media is an effective tool to facilitate that - banning things arbitrarily for arbitrary reasons doesn't help

what the government should do is just fund educational lessons for school kids about the dangers of social media and how they should use it correctly, the same thing applies to alcohol, smoking, pornography - you name it
making laws about that stuff is silly

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Antartica is Atlantis covered in ice.

It froze over during the last ice age. The recent expeditions there have found ancient ruins.

A gateway to the hollow earth.

They must have activated something down there. A massive crack 100 miles long has appeared.

The ancient ones from the inner earth will exact furious vengeance upon us for this.

An ancient evil has awoken.

We are all doomed.

Never to worry, all the wrong doers got it coming back to em. A thousand times over. Every dog has its day and everything flips around.

Anyone got any exceedingly humours post-irony vids to link? I've been into MDE for years and need something new

>>34121599

As long as I still get my bennies

>>34121566
didn't wake up with any stitches or anything, but the thought did cross my mind

>>34121532
I wouldn't be surprised if drugs were involved, I don't remember anything past a certain point

The only thing I remember with any clarity from that night is that tenants is an awful beer, it's good to meet another survivor of a dodgy scottish night out

>>34121577
>hope you have a long think about what you did
believe me m8 I have, I don't regret it, but would never do it again

>>34121599
Antarctica is frozen because its at one of the poles and experiences 24 hours of darkness for 6 months a year.

>>34121599
Go back to >>/x/. You bloody nutjob

>>34121685
yeah after 'The Event' changed earths exis, leading to the collapse of antlean civilisation

>>34121628
i second this request, id like some good comedy that is hyde tier but different, anyone got anything? good underground youtube comics or something?

>>34121685

>darkness for 6 months a year

I know how that feels, I live in Newcastle.

HAHA HAHA BA DUM TISH

Fuck I just realise it's a friday.
About to fail a course of my Master's and its hurling me into another crisis.
Don't know what I want in life, don't know what to do.
I'm just living by the rules so far: working my way through academics.
But honestly I don't care about anything. Studying history is just interesting because you read silly stories and get some sort of escapism if you get into it enough.
I want to sleep with someone and hug them

>>34121685
antartica sunk thousands of years ago you fucking spastic, how can it be frozen

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>>34121748
limmy desu

>ywn be in a cyberpunk society why bother.

>>34121809
thats robot humour for normies

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The Reptillians have got to be stopped.

We must activate our pineal glands to stop them. This is our final chance.

Earth must be set free.

When this is done, we can transcend to our true selves.

>>34121826
we are, m8

cyberpunk is only fun when you're an outside observer

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>Brother always maintains that I pushed him down the stairs when he was 3yo because I wanted to play with the wooden train set he was playing with
>Don't even remember him having a trainset let alone pushing him down the stairs
>Do remember him throwing himself down the stairs one time because he wanted to play on the PlayStation when I was on it
>Can't say anything because it'll only cause arguments so to keep the peace have to go along with it
>Riddled with mental health issues anyway which would only work against me

I feel pretty powerless

>>34121857
lad, it's time you learned the truth, eveyone on the planet is a lizardman. you are the only one that wasn't replaced

>>34121809
see
>>34121841

basically anything that has a budget and mainstream isnt going to be anything near MDE tier

>>34119753
Can there be some underage white girls being raped above the kebab shop? It's fairly standard for Brits to have their children gang raped there

>>34121857
That's the rarest pepe I've seen in a while

>>34121887
How is this possible?

What do I do now?

>>34121809

>tfw Limmy deleted 'The Death Toll Rises'

Such a shame- it was a proper class 12 seconds

>>34121826
We've got decent VR, electronic cigs and androgyny is loved by normies. My fucking central heating is connected to the wifi. We're practically there.

>>34121956

Start running, smoothskin.

Anyone else loving the new down put circulating


>Thats fucking council mate
>Oi bud your so fuckin' council
>The place is pretty council

>>34121996
>My fucking central heating is connected to the wifi.
and is almost certainly hacked by chinese

>>34121841
>>34121898
there's more to limmy than limmy's show

daft wee stories and his social media exclusive stuff is robot through and through

>>34121996
Were getting close to the cyber part but no where near the punk part.

>>34121996
>My fucking central heating is connected to the wifi
Thank goodness ours isn't, my dad would have the house locked down to something silly like 15c for a few hours a day.

DO NOT buy into the "Internet of Things"

>>34119807
No gays in British prisons, mate, at least they're not openly gay. They'd get a beating

>>34121922
didn't we have this conversation the other day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82he6CM_YM

>>34122069
nae way lad, dinya want ya wee toaster ta send a tweet to ya fridge there jimmy?

>11pm on a Friday night
>gym full of cunts doing le healthy resolution instead of getting pissed in town

LEAVE ME IN PEACE. THE NIGHT IS MY TIME. FUCK OFF!!!

>>34122124
They'll have given up in a month or so like every other year.

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>>34121599
and where would that hole be?

Anyone see about the switch? I'm very skeptical

>>34122124
You don't control the day. The Man controls the day. But we Will! Control the night.

>>34122137
With my gym you have to pay for an annual subscription. I worry a significant amount will stick around.

It's damn annoying. Ruined my routine

>>34122148
dayman
aaaAAAAaaah

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>>34121922
we had k-ons being raped originally

>>34122146
yeah it's a shame, I thought it was interesting when first announced

>>34122145
That 3D representation is fake.

The elites are covering this up.

Don't give into their lies.

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>>34121967

Anyone got a reupload?

>>34122198
I'd expect this kind of silliness from a yank, but not from a decent proper britlad

>>34122196
I highly doubt it will be powerful enough to bother buying. Apparently it's 299 dollars so I'm guessing 280 here

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>>34122145
Here is one of the smaller holes.

Look it up yourself.

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>>34121599
>Atlantis
>implying it's real could be thousands of years old at most
>the last ice age was 2.6 millions years ago
hmmm

>>34122283
>tfw you'll never chew seeds with those slav qts

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>>34122146
I am but I still pre-ordered it because I have more sense than money. I still think it's insane they only have five games confirmed for launch though, this thing is out in seven weeks.

>>34122311
Is he thinning?

>>34122311
>I have more sense than money.
Sure it's not the other way round? Also that Arms game looks odd

>>34122283
History is a lie.

Wakeep up.

>>34122311
More money than sense I mean

>>34122069
I'm the kinda guy who feels weird having a picture of themselves on their Facebook so thats not happening anytime soon.

>>34120573
ask her if she has seen X object lying around somewhere. Must have a distinct function and be a weird object to have in your office. She'll ask you what you need it for, so make a nice story about ut.

Going out for some kinda bar crawl all day tomorrow with a guy I kinda know. Hoping some others I know show up as well.

At least its an excuse to drink and smoke all day.

on my night walk, the moons so bright its basically lighting everywhere up. look up and all i can see is stars, literally stars fucking everywhere.. its so beautiful i might cry

>>34122249
if that's true then why didn't they just go through the hold and take a pic of the other world?

>>34122283
just when you think shit cant get any worse, along comes mother Russia.

can you ask a hairdresser to suggest a cut? my hair is really shitty but relatively thick and i don't know how to cut/properly style it

>>34122392
hey dave shall we just go through this hole to another world?
sure mate probably not dangerous or nothing

>>34122364
Original flavour puff

>>34122311
The games cost too much anyway lad, buying Zelda and Bomberman would set you back 120 quid.

>>34122408
dave shall we go on an expedition to the south pole to prove theres an alternate world there?

sure mate

shall we go through this hole and get definitive proof?

nah better leave it, might be monsters in there or summink.

About to watch James May assemble a mini motorbike. Its gonna be real good.

>>34122458
they didn't go looking for it, they just happened to find it

>>34122447
thats because it's pre release and they know dumb asses will pay it. after release they'll go down to normal rates

Everyone survive Friday 13th okay?

>>34122485
if they found it and thought there was anything of interest in it why wouldn't they try to photograph the inside somehow

what else is exploration about

>>34122407
Sure, but they'll ask questions since they don't want to upset you by giving you a cut you don't want. Just make it clear that you want it short and low maintenance, if you like it a bit long on the top, tell them that. I never ask for a specific cut (though you can take in a photo of a cut you like and they'll attempt to match it, if you want something specific).

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>>34122533
Don't fucking jinx it lad. still half an hour to go.

We're all going to die because of you. Spooky ghosts will come for us now.

>>34122547
they didn't, they were just documenting the expedition and some else noticed it on the footage, like when we proved aliens existed from the mars curiosity photos

>>34122522
Yeah, I'd wait for their E3 presentation or Super Mario Odyssey to release first to buy a Switch. Zelda is 40 quid for Wii U, so I'll just buy it for that since there's hardly any difference between the two versions.

>>34122576
No different from a visit from the living, with my social anxiety.

>>34122533
>>34122576

I have come for you /britfeel/

OOOooooOOoooOoooooOOOOooOOOH

>>34122533
Originally unfortunately yes.

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>>34122634
My spooky ghost hands didn't attach the picture because of how ghostly I am

>>34122283

>go to school keep your jacket on all day

>>34122667
its russia lad

>>34122634
If there's someone strange, in your neighbourhood, leave him alone, he's a robot

>>34122533
easy there lad, half an hour you sketchy cunt

>>34122684

yeah I saw the slav lad, must be cold.

>>34122729
ye lad russia is really cold, espically in winter lad. i had a m8 who went to russia in summer right? and he said it was really cold, but he said that all locales said to him it gets really even colder in winter m8

>>34122533
>>34122576
>>34122634
>>34122663
>>34122701


Less of the spookiness lads. I am about to watch Willow Creek and have some Bigfoot spooks. Don't need any extra spooky times.

>>34122547
The elites wouldn't dare tell you. Do you honestly think they tell something so mind shattering?

I don't see why you would want to live to be really old. I think I'll make my own pension so I can retire early then just fuck off when I get old.

>>34119959
Gonna start with "wtf do i know"
But seriously anxiety is something you slowly build yourself out of. It may take years to "get over". Tablets won't cure you mate, you just need to be straight yourself.

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>>34119753

Harold Shipman did nothing wrong

(unoriginal)

>>34122775
so instead we should believe some nutter acting like a yank tinfoil hatter, sure

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I hope that Arms gets the Splatoon-level of attention. It looks great once you get past the garbage journos flailing and look at the actual mechanics and potential.

https://youtu.be/3oEWA7UglB4
so cozy desu

>>34122852
>Splatoon

Hope they don't call the sequel "Spla2n"

Doubt the marketing dept will be able to resist though

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Would you look at that? It's another gimmicky underpowered console from nintendo

>>34122821
You do realise I'm taking the piss? I was joking.

Can't believe you fell for it lad.

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What does /britfeel/ smoke?

>>34122884
It's just Splatoon 2. The worrying thing is that it looks really similar to the first from that first trailer.

>>34122889
they will just keep trying to repeat the Wii until they fall into bankruptcy

>>34122884
nah lad, they'd be worried yanks would be to thick to understand it

>>34122910
Easiest way to never get a gf

>>34122910
Most do, I don't

>>34122923
haha, you know thats never going to happen man, the core fan base is too obsessed. i've seen people getting preorders of zelda even both this reveal

>>34122856
pocahontas is the worst film of the disney renaissance era tbqh

>>34122921
It looks fleshed out. I never played Splatoon much anyway since I hate having to play with the Gamepad and the TV. I like playing Wii U games on just the Gamepad itself, but Splatoon doesn't allow that.

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>>34120360
i don't think len was overly bothered about the waifus, ald. but he is a good lad so it's a good call

>>34122936
I don't care desu. I'm over the gf thing. Unless one comes to me I'm not gonna bother.

>>34122958
SAVAGES SAVAGES
BARELY EVEN HUMAN

>>34122852
So the release games are another mario game, another zelda game, another splatoon game, this thing called arms, and possibly a skyrim port at some point. What else?

>>34122910
Nothing but i do love the smell of Old Holborn.

>>34122992
probably a different type of mario game

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>>34119753

>tfw you had Anders Breivik as a facebook friend, and were one of the ~6,000 people he emailed his manifesto to.

>>34122986
hunchback was better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D26y7CQSHQ

>>34122992
a game where you put into the console, turn the console on and play it
fucking same old shit if you ask me

>>34123012
Turns out arms, splatoon 2 and the mario game aren't even launch titles. The current launch titles are something called 1 2 switch, the zelda game, another fucking just dance game and a fucking skylanders game

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>>34123014
screenshot of the email or it didn't happen.

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>Ribbon Girl has had porn online since around 20 minutes after Arms was revealed
>progressively better material has been releasing all day long
Why aren't you buying a Switch when Arms releases?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2Dv6t_UkAQmlL-.jpg

>>34123014
how's the big guy doing? i hear those mean nords are infringing his human rights

>>34123106
>sent 6000 people
>a screen shot of it would be rare

>>34123108
I'll buy it when they release the New Nintendo Switch

>>34123108
guess it beat overwatch's record then

doing organic chemistry lads, its hard

Okay it's gone midnight, you have officially survived Friday 13th.

Until next time.

>>34123247
Don't mix your propanes with your butanes. And keep your fingers out of the benzene ring.

>>34123248
13-10-17

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>>34122910
I smoke cocke.

Any other /britfeelers/ like the idea of fugging a chimp? I think it would be lewd

>>34123288
youre fucking mannich mate

>>34123389
You on the gin mate?

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>watching robin hood:men in tights
>it's full of negroes

>>34123453
and jews

>>34123428
No no. Just feeling very lewd, all dressed up in mum's tights, watching chimps fug on youtube

>>34123463
Recommend me something better than this rubbish please.

>>34123463
It's a Mel Brooks movie. He's the most Jewish man ever. What did you expect?

>>34123389
dunno about that lad, but i do know i've got some cornflakes right now

>>34123497
>mel brookes
>not moses

*sits quietly nursing a pint and exchanging warning looks*

>>34123453
Whats the issue? Are they not the ones robbing people?

>>34123499
I got flake but not corn though.

why do you lads all disapper at midnight? thought you were all neets and besides its friday

>>34123681
Out at the pub mate, aren't you?

>>34123681
watching shit before going to bed.

>>34123681
Midnight is usually about the time I go for a wank.

>>34123706
sounds dangerously normie to me lad

>>34123681
Work full time and flying by night.

>>34119769
because your mum

>>34123681
just jerking it so fuggin lewd man, found a video of chimps suckin the fire out of each other

>>34123973
stop it, chimps fuggin, it not going to the be the new shipposting

>>34123770
Nothing normie about going out for a couple of drinks with the lads

>>34122910
golden virginia, my old man smokes holborn, usually sets me one in exchange for tea

>>34123011
bloody lovely smell

>>34123453
>robin the hood: coons in tights

>>34124027
>going out
>the lads
i knew you were one of them

>not a post in 15 minutes
This place really is filled with normies during the day

>>34124067
No i'm not!! I only go out every friday!

>>34124381
I'm skiing solo, why are you up?

>>34124404

Perhaps you should stop digging?

Should I learn Mahjong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCC3aC_83Nk
and no, I have no fucking idea what's going on in that video either.

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>edged for like 7 hours
>balls now feel like they're in a vice grip

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Really want etna to sit on my face lads

>>34124821
Ah, the classic "she might look like a loli but she's really old honest" archetype

Help, the only thing I enjoy which is masturbating is under attack. I can't seem to have very enjoyable orgasms now, they are all mediocre and only a small amount of cum dribbles out.

>>34124909
>the only thing I enjoy which is masturbating is under attack
And what might that be?

>>34124909
Take a break from wanking.

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I really want to lick Kristen Stewart's feet lads.

Just finished Willow Creek lads. What the fuck is up with the ending?

First 45 minutes were ok. Next 35 were all creepy and shit. Last minute was just confusing and shitty.

>>34124976
Calm down tarantino

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Bit quiet in here tonight lads.

Is everyone out on the piss?

You're all secretly normies I knew it

Good one captcha you cheeky bellend

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>>34125365
Don't worry, lad. I'm not normal. Also buy a pass.

Why is switzerland so based

https://youtu.be/seZlK_qjbao?t=5m5s

>>34125404
>4chan pass meme

I had one but I am full neet now so can't get a new one until my bennies come in.

>>34125365
I'm watching Dirty Harry at work, because I sit at a desk from 7pm to 7am with no actual tasks unless there's some kind of security threat.

Which there won't be, because who the fuck tries to do anything threatening to a call centre? Even disgruntled employees just stop turning up without notice instead of doing something extreme.

>>34125482
I've only had mine since the beginning of the year. It's lovely not having to deal with the bastard captcha

>>34125494
Sounds like a cushy gig lad. Hook me up with a job? We can watch spook films all night and protect each other.

>>34125517
It is right nice isnt it? I'm going to get mine back soon, probably Wednesday. This captcha bullshit is too much. I can't deal with it.

>>34125574
>It is right nice isnt it?
Aye, very nice. The amount of times I've done it perfectly and it's rejected it, is unbelievable.

>>34125574
Where are you based, m8? Your best chance is to find a security company and just apply. Unless you've got a criminal record, you're basically guaranteed to be taken on as shift cover at the very least. Only downside to working cover is not knowing when you're going to be called for work, which can often be as little as a couple of hours before a shift starts. Having a permanent site is nice but you won't get assigned to one straight away without at least a year's experience.

You'll also need a SIA licence, which is about three hundred quid. Most companies will offer a service where they front you the money for it and only make you pay it back if you quit before it expires, though.

>>34125766
Nice one. I'm in north lincs. I know a guy who did security for a medical centre but said it was shit. I would much rather do nights and be pretty much left alone.

Any good companies you can recommend?

>>34125882
Honestly couldn't say in your case, I'm a filthy kentfag who works in london.

I should be up front with you, it's long hours and boring work which can range from simply uneventful to living hell depending on where you're assigned. The upside is you can dictate your hours if you've got the backbone and it pays far better than most jobs without experience. You'll be extremely unlucky if you find somewhere that pays less than 8 pound an hour, and most places pay more.

It's also a job that's difficult to get out of because of the comfort and pay that's hard to beat without specialist experience or education.

>>34125998
Cheers kentfag. I'll have a skim online tomorrow. Sounds like it could be a pretty comfy position.

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Why can't I fucking sleep? I hate this

>>34126046
It could be, but it could also be the complete opposite. You might be better off up in Lincolnshire though, who knows.

I just wouldn't want to drop you into something by misleading you and giving you false expectations, I want you to know what you'd be getting into and which ways it could go.

Godspeed, lincsanon. Don't go through with it if you feel you've been deceived.

Hey brits I'm not from here and have a question, what's the best place to buy a laptop cheap

>>34126426
You mean you're not from britain?

If you are, your best bet for a cheap secondhand piece of shit is somewhere like CEX, but odds are 3:1 it's stolen goods. Ebay might be your best chance, I wouldn't ever shop at Curry's after working there and John Lewis' prices aren't any better.

>>34125494
How do you adjust to working night shift?

>>34126509
New in Britain. Not sure if second hand laptop is a good idea,I meant cheapest new tech. What's wrong with currys

>>34126663
>What's wrong with curry's

Go and buy a laptop then tell us about the aggressive sales pitch for some crap you don't want and how much bloatware and addon crap they shove down your throat

>>34126663
Curry's will try to sell you a shitload of stuff you don't need because their managers punish the staff if they don't make a certain amount per sale, and the staff are barely qualified to own a computer, let alone sell you one. The amount of shit I've heard the sales guys make up on the spot even though they knew it was bullshit is staggering. You will be harassed into buying shit you neither want nor need.

The only people who could potentially give you accurate info about computers in that place are the guys who work behind the Knowhow desk, and even then they won't because they're too jaded and have already given up on life due to people treating them as if they personally shit in their washing machines.

Also, where are you from, lad?

>>34126790
Pooland original country of shit and onions

>>34126601
Stay awake until 6-7am, sleep until 4pm, get ready for work, sleep as soon as I get home.

Adjusting to my days off is worse, but I cope as long as I don't have to get up early and get shit done.

PSA guys, don't eat fucking bag after bag of chickpeas for a week. I think I'm about to shit a solid block of undigested food

>>34127322
I've been eating a pack of six wholemeal pitta breads for lunch every day for a month, I've never shat as much as I've been shitting over the past four weeks

feels pretty good to take shits that don't require straining or half a roll of wiping tbqh

I decided to watch that Gordon Ramsay hotel show. It's pretty neat.

How the fuck are none of you NEETs still up?

Also
>tfw parents have internet filter
>eight chan is blocked

>>34128318
>old enough to use the internet
>not being more tech-savvy than your parents
What's wrong with you?

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Would you fug a Mistral Gondola?

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Why can't I just fit in like the other children, britfeel?

>tfw you're starting to regress to childishness as you rationalise the pointlessness of the world.
I've gone from child tier "If I was king I'd have the guards kill everyone who disagrees with me" to moderate compromiser mostly interested in academically learning the thought processes of others, to "If I were dictator, I'd probably just have everyone who disagrees with me shot."

Other people are so fucking tedious.
but like all cunts, I'm actually just lonely. The problem is I'm lonely for people who aren't cunts, and there are none of those.

On the plus side, if I am a dictator I'll be such a horror that my guards will have no choice but to Indira Ghandi me.
Now we play the waiting game, surely the revolution will come any minute now...
...
...

PAGING DOCTOR SHIPMAN

I am sad
so very very sad

>>34129078

Dedicate a song to me!

>>34129078
I don't really get sad anymore more like tired of it

>mum bought me a 450 quid watch
>it doesn't fit my wrist and is way too loose

oh well

Lads is it possible to cook rice or pasta in a kette?

tfw going to counseling because severe anxiety

>>34129599
Post pic. Don't complain I never got a gift this expensive in my life

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>>34130215
I would but my phone broke It's a jap seiko snp094p1 model. Looks gucci as fuck. Really don't want to upset my mum by telling her it doesn't fit because I'm skinnyfat degenerate

Can go to a watch repair shop and fix the bands to fit my wrist but it'll cost like 20 quid or something.

pic related.

>>34119753
>you will never be a billionaire who can simply exist with complete freedom
I think I'm pretty close since I get quite a lot in bennies (2k a month plus flat paid for) but still

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>tfw have to go out in this shitty weather to get gas and leccy

>>34130949
>tfw walk home in the smow listeming.to slowcore playlist.
Chill as fuck bro. You should try it. Really beats the suicide away for a bit.

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>cat's been out for three days\nights
>it snowed when he was out
>haven't seen him since I let him out
>worried he's frozen shut somewhere
>heard that cats tend to find shelter under car bonnets, wheel axels and engines

I'm pretty worried, lads. The bastard is literally the only thing that warms me up.

>>34130768

What's wrong with you?

If you don't pay tax on that you get paid more than me after tax, not including the rent.

>>34131372
diagnosed with severe autism, schizophrenia, anxiety (meme), depression (meme) and no I don't pay any taxes I think, unless it gets taken out before I receive the money

>>34131327
He's probably all cosy up in his second home.

Every cat has a second home. They're slut animals.

>>34131398

"""""Diagnosed""""" or diagnosed?

>>34131446
diagnosed, by a team of doctors and shit

Got another warning from my landlord after my neighbour complained about me singing loudly in Welsh when I was drunk last night

Might report the cunt to immigration

>>34131406
>implying anon wasn't his second home

>>34131327
You were feeding someone else's cat

>>34131461
>my neighbour complained about me singing loudly in Welsh when I was drunk
should've just told him he's an insensitive cunt and you were choking on your dinner, nobody could deny it's an easy mistake to make

>>34130623
Watches like that are always way larger than they need to be, most watch shops will resize it for free if you bought it from them, or 10 bongs if you came in off the street. It's a pretty simple and common job for them

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>little brothers birthday today
> wants Hungry Hungry Hippis
>he's a little shit who breaks my stuff
>got him pic related

>>34132315

It's a terrible "game" anyway. You made the right call on every front.