>tfw accidentally fell in love with roommate
here's your (you) and your go ahead to green text it
>>34124149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bK0C2obFc
>>34124149
>be me
>meet a Stacy at work
>9/10, blonde, green eyes, nice cute lil booty, perky tits
>she says she needs a roommate
>wew lad
>I really would love to be her roommate
>ask about where we gonna move
>she says one bedroom apartment
>megusta.jpg
>joking, I tell that I'll paid 75% of the rent if we have sex once a week
>she laughs
>I laugh too
>she says that doesn't sound like a bad idea at all, besides I really need it
>we move in
>she loves how tall I am
>first week go by, we share a couple of beers
>alcohol starts kicking in, she brings out the topic
>ended up banging her in the kitchen
>she says she loves my sex, so she offers to pay 75% of the rent
>she loves when I cum all over her ass hole
>she now wants to be my girlfriend
Just for a little joke I made, I ended up banging this hottie I thought I'll never have a chance with
So you already know, kids, just be confident and don't be afraid to speak what's on your mind
>>34124185
>move into house
>one of the roommates is a fob qt3.14 azn
>keep telling myself not to fall in love with her
>she gives me the slightest bit of attention
>instantly fall in love with her
>can't get her face out of my head
>don't even know her name cause can't into ching chong
>she can barely into engrish
>try to converse with her but she doesn't understand half of my jokes, I end up looking like 10x the autistic faggot I am
>keep reminding myself our love is forbidden
>cry myself to sleep, hoping she doesn't hear me
>no matter how hard I try I can't unlove her
get me off this ride robots
>>34124489
Are you white and at least a 6/10?
Then you have a chance
If you're Asian it really depends. Most likely have to be the same nationality as the girl.
If you're non-white or asian just give up
>>34124489
Just use google translate and show her it so she can semi-understand what you're saying.
>>34124585
I'm white and 7/10 but I'm a manlet (5'5), how does what affect my chances?
>>34125161
*that not what
>>34124373
ha ha nicely done man!
>>34125161
you're still probably taller than her so it's fine
>>34125257
yeah she's very smol
>>34124373
how do you both pay 75% of the rent
>fall in love with the girl who works at the security window at work
>>34124373
that happened to me too! ha ha