Tell me about your homeless life

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>be me
>live in Florida
>get kicked out of parents house because 18 years old already
>don't have exactly nowhere to go
>black friend offers me a room in his apartment, just gotta help paying rent
>fine by me, have a decent paying job
>move in with him
>come to neighborhood around 11PM
>random black guy with an AK-47 approaches me, "wat u doin round here whiteboi?"
>I j-just moved in with blacknon, I am not looking for any trouble man
>oh u kno blackanon? Go ahead homie
>blacknon tells me to take all my shit out from my car, feel like at home
>I start unpacking all my shit, blacknon comes to my room with a fat blunt
>ay u wunna smoke brah? Take this entire blunt 4 urself, cum on there's plenty out there at the party cum on let's have fun
>takes blunt and smoke the shit outta it
>go out and everyone stares at me because the only whiteboi around except for a couple of Hispanic and white girls around
>blacknon says I'm his roommate, everyone is cool with it
>I was so damn high that I didn't even know where I was
>black girl approaches me and ask me where I'm from
>tell her where I'm from
>random black guy comes to me and say, "ay yo whiteboi, u like dat? She's hot if u don't bang her tonite u a fag she be craving dick"
>I get excited because she got a fat ass
>ask blacknon if I can take her back to apartment and BLEACH her
>blaknon says have fun man, just make sure you don't get cum all over our apartment
>random white girl shows up and yells black girl's name I'm boutta bang
>happens to be her best friend, she came with us
>have a damn threesome while finishing smoking fat blunt blacknon gave me
>have the best night of my life after stressing out so much about being homeless
>this is what awaits me for the rest of the year, because blacknon told me that they play loud music and have kind of party in the apartments parking lot almost every weekend
>all kind of girls (Spanish, white, and black) come to those weekend parties
>desperately waiting for next weekenD