>tfw you will never be as successful as your sim

>ywn exist as pure data in a cozy directory

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>people describe how they would do malicious things to their sims
>i never did that
>i made them popular, smart, rich, and good looking
>realize people use the sims to experience a life that isn't their own

Why would I have fun fucking up a Sims life when I'm doing that with my own?

>>34145094
No, my sim killed himself using an oven.

Actually I take it back, my sim succeeded in killing himself, when I tried I failed and woke up on the shore after jumping off a bridge, he truly is less of a failure than me.

>>34145094
>tfw you create your sim and let him move in a house and then sit in your house staring into the screen watching your sim sit in his house staring into his screen
kek, real philosophical shit

>>34145496
>tfw we're sims
>my creator is sadistic and enjoys setting me up for failure

>create sim
>Comfy AF small house, live alone, do nothing but work on skills, run around town, and wrote stores / sell plants to pay your cheap rent

That's all I want

>>34145303
I spent a lot of time killing neighbors I didn't like by locking them in the pool.

>>34145359
... dude thats... thats kinda badass??? Kinda like in avengers when bruce said he ate a bullet and the other guy spit it out. Dude, word of advice: killing yourself is giving up! The fact that you woke up means something. I know lots of people think there is no god, but whether you believe in him or not, he believes in you. You were obviously born to do great things. And im a stranger, and i think youre badass

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>you can grind any gf you want just by spamming conversation
Immersion broken

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>>34146003
t-thanks kind good sir

>>34145094
>implying

My sims are always unemployed losers like myself.