>tfw I'm a failure because of race mixing

>>34199181
That sucks, but at least you know anything about your ancestry.
My mother never interacts with her family and my father was just a sperm donor, I know he was an engineer at least.

>>34199181
Nice, I'm racemixed with 20% Asian, 70% European, and a bit of Spanish and Native American/Latina. It all comes together to make me look like a fag.

>>34199181
>tfw you're pure german arian
>get called nazi just because of my eye and haircolour

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looks like you got the full multi-cultural experience huh

>>34199181
I don't believe any of this monsense

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I know that feel fellow mongrel.

>>34199995
son of sperm donor here too.

Raised by lesbians

anyone got a template??

oirigianalisu commentuiio

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>>34201501
Here, the original template

>>34200159
Are you me?

only I'm really Dutch but no one except this Dutch qt ever cared

>>34199181
do you have any of your great-grandmas mangos?

>>34201420
damn that's some crazy shit

>>34199181
>CIA
>engineer
>soldier
>CEO
>banker
>weeaboo

how the fuck did the weeb genes overpower everyone elses

damn

>>34201548
She drew this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icVu-acHlpU

>>34200169
This can't be fucking real

Originally so

>>34201420
You left out Indians and eskimos

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>>34199181
How do you guys find out about your grand grand parents and so on?

Anyhow, won't matter since the tree will stop with me. The autistic NEET son who was so socially inept he never got to stick his average penis into a females vagina.

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>descendant of the greatest empires of earth
>do nothing but shitpost all day

>>34201935
>How do you guys find out about your grand grand parents and so on
You ask your grandparents, and if they're dead ask your parents. What?

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this was kinda fun making

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>>34201935
ask family, hire a genealogist, look through censuses

>>34202942
what shoah?

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>tfw maple syrup running through my veins.

I'm nothing but a fucking leaf.

>>34199181
I REALLY wanna know how you look like

>>34203992
i think he means the holocaust.

>>34204034
what holocaust?

>>34204073
THE holocaust. sfdjkhf

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i've always been legitimately curious what race to call myself.

>>34204279
proofs?
testimony is as much proof as it is all those who claim to have seen the face of God.

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>>34204021
I too am from the cursed leaf blood.
people always think I'm mexican.

>>34201935
i'm not sure how complete the records from your country are and what's available online but there are many websites where you can search records or at least find out where to locate them in real life. i had about as much info as you do to start witt and i was able to trace several generations through census and other records, all online. if you have the name of a grandparent and their siblings' names or birth date and birth area, you can usually narrow things down to find their parents too and continue doing this kind of stuff through the generations. censuses/marriage/birth records will give you all the relationship clues you need to continue for a while.

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>>34204342
oh crap i totally forgot to include my family's epic contributions to the world.
>tfw i'm a failure because my family has spent generations failing and being okay with it enough to keep having children

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>tfw somewhere along the line my ancestors got BLACKED

>>34204421
http://putlockers.ch/watch-inglourious-basterds-online-free-putlocker.html

all the proof i need desu

>wat are countless photos and documentation

>>34199181
>your father literally a ceo
>is race mixed
>you blame your failures on being race mixed

>>34205211
>wat are countless photos and documentation
What documents/photos? All I've seen is images of dead bodies and telegrams between Nazi officials claiming they killed Jews. Of course they died, but I need proof for mass gassings/cremation in the timeframe given/with the methodology provided.
Barring the time it takes to heat up the oven/cremation time for the casket, there is a natural cremation time limit with the tech of today; it takes at least 1 million BTUs to cremate a human body of average size, which takes, on average, around 1.5-2 hours. From the Jewish sources here: http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/autoc.html
They claim 15 minutes. With tech 80 years ago, that is simply insane/unfounded assertion.

>>34205211
>all the proof i need desu
The funny thing, is that there was a court case where some Jew used his own autobiography to "prove" the holocaust and got rewarded 80k for it.
So it wouldn't be outlandish for that mediocre film to be accepted as evidence.

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I honestly never cared about my ancestry. I don't really see a point in dwelling on the past. I've never really asked about it.

Honestly I don't even know if my Paternal grandfather was born in the US or Poland. I've never spoken to him because my entire family has essentially banned him from family gatherings because he was abusive to my grandmother.

>>34204788
did your parents meet through some kind of train conducting event with their parents? The fuck

>>34203759
I feel bad for gramps, all he wanted to do was paint.

But according to you your entire family line is mixed and did okay for themselves, it seems to me your an anomaly

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Being a robot in a thirld world country fucking sucks

>>34205600
shouldn't you be brown breh?

>>34205279
>some goofy ass site that looks like the site i made in 5th grade with fire and turning the courser into a sword claims one thing that is illogical
>THE HOLOCAUST DIDN'T HAPPEN, JEWS BTFO!!!, LIZARD PEOPLE!!!, BRING ME MY FOIL HAT

it's fine to be skeptical, ill encourage anyone to be skeptical of anything,
but you are trying your best to find validation to your believes no matter how weak the argument is.


it happened in modern times, everything is well documented.

hitler fucking wrote about killing all jews on his best seller.

all the search for jews is documented.

most of the killing done in camps is documented.

take your head out of the sand.

>>34199181
>Jewish Mother raises me to be selfish
>Backwoods Earth-bender tier country bumpkins just want me to be happy and actually have souls
I was destined to hate myself, I think.
On another note, I think jews are unironically the devil.

>>34205663
>hitler fucking wrote about killing all jews on his best seller.
That isn't evidence of mass gassings/cremation.
>all the search for jews is documented.
That isn't evidence of mass gassings/cremation.
>most of the killing done in camps is documented.
witness testimony is as reliable as is those who claim to have spotted a UFO. Onus is on you to support the cremation rates, gassing rates, etc. with respect to reality.
>take your head out of the sand.
Not an argument.

>>34205642
I got lucky, I look like a white version of my dad.(but i still have some monkey-face features)

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a-am I white lads?

>>34205787
post hand,
and if you feeling gutsy post face

>>34204855
what it this? :O

how can i do this too?

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>>34205663
On populations

>>34205818
wtf else would you be?

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>>34205663
part 2 on populations

>>34204342
How about cracker?

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>tfw could've been Chaddius "The Dick of a Demigod" Megathundercock
>end up a fat neckbeard

ok

>>34205818
No sorry mischling of second order isn't white.
>>34205600
Have yo considered getting into translation work?

>>34199181
>nigger
>chink
>danish

god damn what a fucking mess. Could you perhaps.... fix this? Maybe I don't know... kill yourself? That would be great. Thanks.

Nigger.

>>34202942
mang I'm half polish half lugan I wanna do some tests and find my jewish heritage.

>>34206054

are you mad or something?

wererererwerwerere

>>34206034
>>34206039
>the nazi's killed people who did not identify as jews for generations.
>many orthodox jew family's have 10+ children, even today.
>countless russians and 3rd world country people claiming to be jews so they can go to Israel.


even without these facts your argument is far fetched and weak.

>>34206124
That's the norwegian flag

>>34205446
lmao no that would be hilarious though
pretty sure they met in a mixed gender bowling league where they were paired up on the same team
kinda romantic desu. i love my cozy parents

nice to see this thread still going.
still wondering if someone can confirm if i'm white. i'd ask /pol/ but i already know they'd tell me no because their standards are too high.

>>34205818
if you're not white then neither am i, and i pretty much call myself white so yea u pretty much white senpai.
>claim Jew heritage whenever it benefits you though.

>>34206262
>the nazi's killed people who did not identify as jews for generations.
In what way? For what purpose? What timeframe? Outline methodology with respect to modern times. Onus is on you, but all you can do is point at puddles of blood and cry murder/tell me what weapon was used (your specific brand of weapon, and assert that it was a murder) or operate off of hearsay/smoking guns. Not an argument, m8.

>many orthodox jew family's have 10+ children, even today.
Well, I sourced population stats.
See, that's the thing when you make unsourced, bogus claims: they aren't arguments.
http://www.pewforum.org/2015/04/02/jews/
"In the decades ahead, the annual growth rate of the Jewish population is expected to remain lower than the growth rate for the general world population."
>countless russians and 3rd world country people claiming to be jews so they can go to Israel.
Are they Jews? Claims=/=evidence for Jewish ancestry.
The Third Reich did put in motion plans for Jewish migration, it was known as the Haavara agreement.

>>34199181
b8
originigger

>>34199181
>tfw I can't accept that my failings are due to my own actions rather than the amount of melanin in my skin

Nice excuse m8

>>34199181
goddamn that is an interesting family tree

>>34206333
Depends on what the hell that red and yellow flag on the right is supposed to be.

>>34201935
>swede

m8.... at least it's possible to live as a neet indefinitely. lucky welfare state ass nigga. also hottest women in the world. man shut da fuck up

>>34206432
thats just some generic native american flag. i suppose i could have specified that

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>>34199181
>tfw when it literally all went wrong with me

>>34206069
>dat familial degeneration

Christ do I know that feel.

>>34206381
i am not the one trying to oppose the "opinion" that is regarded as a fact.
the burden of proof is on you.

>someone who lives in an area full of orthodox jews and can't think of any family with the parents over 40 that have less than 5 kids VS an unknown fortune teller on some random site


they are counted as jews and that is what matters
that was 10 years before the full blown holocaust

>>34206494
>i am not the one trying to oppose the "opinion" that is regarded as a fact.
>the burden of proof is on you.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof
>you see goyim, I don't have to prove Russel's teapot, YOU have to DISPROVE it. This is how the burden of proof works, right! The majority of people believe in it, it is general opinion, so it MUST be fact! We can make such leaps without concrete evidence, right? Right! Anybody who disagrees is an anti-Semite. Now make it illegal to disprove Russel's teapot in a bunch of countries and that should be good.
start arguing anytime

>>34206453
so are you from the real ireland or the jewish ireland?

>>34206691
I dunno. What's Dublin?

>>34200169
holy kek

like pottery


original

>>34206581
we are not talking about some philosophical or scientific abstract argument...

we are talking about recent physical shit that went down not that long ago.

you are claiming that hundred of millions of people conspired together for some reason to make up an event called the holocaust and did it successfully without leaving you any empirical evidence to disprove it.

you are claiming that over 99.999% of people who where there testified for it happening religiously some even alive today.


that's fine lad, you can do it but bring at least one valid point... all you bring is kook tier arguments

>>34206810
---live today. are lairs----

>>34199181
It's pretty impressive that your entire ancestors consists of coal burners

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>>34206810
>we are not talking about some philosophical or scientific abstract argument
It is a philosophical argument when you resort to sophistry.
>we are talking about recent physical shit that went down not that long ago.
All history is "physical shit".
>you are claiming that hundred of millions of people conspired together for some reason to make up an event called the holocaust and did it successfully without leaving you any empirical evidence to disprove it.
No, I am asserting that, without sufficient evidence grounded in reality, we cannot assert that millions of Jews were gassed/cremated.
>disprove it
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/burden-of-proof
Just going to spam that until you bother to read it.
>you are claiming that over 99.999% of people who where there testified for it happening religiously
No, I am pointing out the inherent weakness in testimony evidence. We accept Holocaust testimony, but we deny people who claim to have seen a UFO (many have, it is not a recent "phenomenon") or that they have seen God (much older than the Shoah industry), but that isn't sufficient evidence.
>all you bring is kook tier arguments
start the argument now pls, I am waiting.

>>34199181
My heritage, African, is the same on all sides

>>34206903
I this is bait then well done.

If not.. Well, i would say fml, but long ago i have witnessed how retarded people can be so i'm surprisingly not the shook by your stupidity.

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>>34199181

At least I'm white

the most original fucking comment

>>34207040
I'll date your mom, anon.

>>34207093

She's fat and in her 40s, but have at it if you want.

You'd probably make her happy

>>34199181
>>34201420
>>34200169
Post pictures of yourselves.

>>34207037
Whatever you say, rabbi. Come back when you can formulate a coherent and substantive argument that is sourced beyond "my uncle Herschel swears he saw it!"

>>34200169
Damn, abbos got another one.

>all this disgusting mongrel mixed ancestry ITT
Funny how just one drop of nigger blood ruins the whole bloodline

>>34199181
My English and Danish ancestors racemixed with gypsies and native Americans and I turned out fine.

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>>34199181
I know barely anything about my family tree, since my dad used to lie about it constantly

I assume I'm just descended from convicts or something

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All famers/housewives except for my father and everyone is from a very rural area. I don't know much about anyone before my grandparents, but I just now realized that only my grandmother was born in Nazi germany, everyone else is either too old or too younger.

>>34206788
I assume Northern Ireland is Jew Ireland

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this was harder than I thought, that balkan shit is complicated

>tfw I don't know my ancestors.

What's it like, niggs?

Knowing wherre you came from and shit?

>>34207305
Really frazzles my razmtazzles

Dont have any image editing software nor the patience to use that shit appropriately so Ill just say im a Spanish-irish-indigenous mexican mix

>>34199181
You're a failure because of you. You are the problem. Don't blame racemixing. Maybe your parents' parenting had something to do with it, but don't blame racemixing.

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>>34207679
>tfw can't even blame racemixing

>>34199181
I wish I knew that much about my family. My mom was adopted, I never met my father, and that's about it. That's all I know. Don't even know who any of my grandparents are.

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Pls respond

super duper original

>>34202942
I'm actually glad that jews left my country. They were very greedy and mean people.

>>34201445
Wheeeew lad, that is some intense feminism in there?
Do your mommys know you are frog poster and provably a Trumpbro?

>>34207040
>Abandoned family to live with parents in Arkansas
How did this happen? Have you ever seen him in person?

I never imagined my thread would turn into a debate about the Holocaust.

>>34207711
>then why do you have a picture of a jew in your home for good luck?
goyim btfo

>>34204855
or BLEACHED

>>34202942
Another useless Israeli NEET reporting in!

>Typing in English because I don't know the >Hebrew equivalent of a NEET

>>34207812
Good one. Besides my city had like 60 percent of jewish population and two major synogogues.

>so many people with polish ancestry
WE WUZ

>>34207836
to be fair this shit used to be german

>>34207825
make a family tree fampire time to look for the 6th grade avodat shorashim
you can't write in hebrew on the board cus it's non ascii, hmm maybe l.a'a.l.tz "lo oved lo lomed lo tzava"

>>34207834
where you from

>>34207836
makes sense considering they are like the ugliest whites out there

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The sun truly never sets/

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my grandmother made a huge family tree with pictures and shit but im too lazy to care

>>34208074
so is everyone just unemployed on that one or somehting you fucking lazy shill

>>34208074
you should've added which ones are true latvians are which ones are russians.

>>34207708
>New Zealand
>"Ur mum's probly a sheep rofl lmaooooooo XDDD"

> the dad was Mexican with the best features of Western Europe. Great facial hair genetics, good jawline, height potential up to 6'2, blue eyes from French grandpa, white skin.

> marries my mom who's bloodline is thick in native.

Her genetics were stronger and I end up light brown, thick frizzy jungle hair, and 5'7. The only thing I inherited from my dad was premature balding

>>34207603
It's just another group of people to blame for your failures

How the fuck are you guys getting your family trees? I don't even know who my grandparents' parents are.

>>34208349
Your parent's parents

>>34199181
I highly doubt a black person was a CIA agent in the 30s-40s and I doubt the rest of your ancestry too

>>34202942
>>34207923
Don't you guys have to do military service? How did you land up a NEET?

>>34208333
same but the other way around my dad was the most native one

>>34201420
Sorry, this made me laugh so much. The fact you just list some of your ancestors as criminals and they all happen to be non-white.

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Not as informative as you guys, but here I go...

>>34199181
Your parents were also race mix, but they weren't a failure.

>>34200169
>Royal descent
Damn, thought I was the only one here related to old german royals

>>34208458
My dad doesn't even work at Nintendo. Do you know how embarassing that was in elementary school?

>>34208442
Your mother was a kindergartner?
Was your dad a fucking pedophile or something?

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If I care enough I'll ask my grandfather about his side of the family, he's big into Genealogy right now I believe

>>34201420
How can people know so much about thei ancetors?

I barely know anything about my grandparents. My family doesn't really like talking about this stuff.

>>34208541
black people (from africa mostly) and asians seem to care about past family where as whites seem to just care about where they were from (ie 1/512 native american)
t. view of american

>>34208442
Weird, I thought most of the Russians who left to Israel in the 90s lied about having Jewish ancestry, or were 1/4 Jewish at most.

>>34208619
Disagree, there are lot of white people into genealogy. And want to know about the lives of their past ancestors.

>>34208541
Looking through records and usually families keep stuff from the past.

>>34208402
Military is hell for robots, especially here where every singe chad and stacie go through the millitary

After two hellish months there i sperged out and told everyone i'm gonna kill myself and they released me

>>34208732
I am a diaspora jew from a third world hellhole and I want to move to Israel permanently. Any advice for me?

>>34208784
http://www.jewishagency.org/aliyah
Where you from?

>>34208889
I dont really want to say over 4chan, and thanks but I already knew about aliyah. My question is, do you have any tips for me? Regarding maybe army or anything else

>>34209013
Donno..
Is there anything specific you want to know??

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I dont have any interesting bloodlines. Probably because i live in a small isolated country.

>>34209224
>Lithuania
How come you haven't killed yourself yet

>>34209396
Dunno, i guess it's cold for drowning and i dont have cash on rope.

>>34209052
How to survive the army? Do you get special benefits as a lone immigrant? Can I finally get a gf?

>>34209013
>I dont really want to say over 4chan

Really? you're anonymous here -_-

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All the Goldsteins and Icebergs need to gtfo of my board.
You ain't gonna monetize our misery.

>>34208634
These are the Ashkenazim, I am not as stated in the pic. unfortunately there are but we need some of these superior Slavic genes, ya know?

>>34209587
That begs a questions - do jews get angry when you say jew jokes like niggers get for nigger ones?

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Father's side of the family is a lot less cheery than my mother's. Lots of suicide, soldiering, and mining the black stuff.

100% Romanian. if I go back 2000 years there's probably a shit ton of racemixing there because Thrace and Dacia and whatnot. Literally all my ancestors were peasants and generic conscripts in wars, one's name used to be on a monument until they rebuilt it and left him out, and my parents were probably the most successful of my ancestry. still turned out an antisocial fuck and kinda ugly (somehow uglier than my parents when they were my age), and not sure what purity amounts to when it's a race like mine. atleast you guys have decently successful people in your ancestral tree

>>34209715
>Mother
So she genuinely believes that you'll find a girl and raise a family?

>>34199181
>Father work in investment market
>I'm a failure cuz my race
You are a fucking failure, that's for sure

>>34209762
The depressing thing is I'm the most likely out of all her children, barring her eldest daughter from the first boyfriend who has a nice family. One brother hates all women and is drinking himself into an early grave while the other is legitimately turbo autistic, though last I heard he had managed to have sex. He's 30, so he must have cashed in some of his wizardly powers for it.

I think she's actually going for a plan whereby I eventually settle down and marry my English godsister. W-which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

Lineage is assured though, my nephew is a fucking chad at 15.

>tfw no qt wojak wife to continue family tree with

>>34199181
God your family reunions sound funny as fuck

>>34209833
Atleast your sister has the lineage covered. What's up with alcohol brother?
>W-which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.
Tell me about her.

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Got myself genetically tested, I'm 50-50

>>34209914
>modern dancer
what's that?

>>34209939
its a stripper / prostitute.

real nigga is slang for pimp. do you get it?

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100% Slavic. Hate potatoes, don't like to drink.

>>34209951
I had a feeling for it. How did your mom and pops get together? I mean jew and stripper seems unlikely couple.

>>34209891
Alcohol brother just can't deal with the world. He works in property but never has any money because he spends it all on booze, cigarettes, and gambling. All he wanted to be was a normie, but the aspergers in the blood probably fucked him in that sense. I don't envy him.

Godsister lives in the old country. She's always been very nice to me and likes me writing to her. Had a huge crush on her though she's a few years older than me, something that seemed much larger at 16 than it does now at 25. Was talking to my mum about her and found out she had joked about me crushing on her.

She likes graphic novels, travelling, laughing really loudly and taking care of old people. She lived in a lighthouse for a year too. I'd say more but I'm actually embarassed now thinking about how much I want to say she's amazing on a chinese noodle weaving discussion closet.

I hope I've satisfied your desire for knowledge about my personal life, anon.

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>>34206453
>New Zealand
Very similar Ancestory my friend except I'm living in America now. Ever visit NZ? My dad keeps harassing me about it.

>>34209986
my mom worked for my dad.

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>>34210038
Family dinner must be awkward.

>>34210008
>I hope I've satisfied your desire for knowledge about my personal life, anon.
I could ask and ask. You seem like an interesting person. Ever visit your grandparents?

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>>34209715
>eye changing color based on emotions

>>34210070
That's quite a nice compliment, all I'm doing is explaining things which anyone could do if they chose to. As for grandparents they are all dead, the father's half before I was born.

>>34210038
unbelievable
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_dance
fuggin impersonator

>>34210090
Its as if you never seen naruto

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100% U L S T E R M A N

>>34210118
I mean there's something in your writing style which makes it something more than regular answering.

>>34210062
real niggas don't care about awkward.

>>34210090
Blessing of Europa fgt

all eyes change colour actually because of the light reflected upon the changing shape of the iris, but on certain shades of eye colour it is easier to notice.

>>34210151
That's a very peculiar thing to say. A similar claim is that I've been told I write oddly before (or just said I write like a wanker), but if my manner pleases you then that makes me happy.

>people actually took OP's /pol/tard bait

>>34210175
I'll show you what's a real nigga, you little shit.
Stop pretending to be me!
although dad did meet mom when he hired her as a waitress at the bar he managed

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>tfw failure because no race mixing ayy

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>at least I'm in norway...

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fuck at least you guys have something interesting to talk about in parties

>>34210328
>hitman
Damn your gramps is still alive?

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>>34210221
>based on emotions

>>34201935
Your father is a real man who had worked hard. How he feels about you being a NEET

>>34210342
No clue, only got a picture of him.
My mother told me he went rogue after he killed a lawyer and that's when my mother side of the family took off to europa.

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>>34210363
>the original geraldo origanolo

>>34210371
Does he look like a macho?
Besides why you named your greatgrandma a cunt?

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>all of the racemixing couples are white female/black male

Makes my completely average sized white dick rock hard.

>>34202942
Lmao for me it was Russia-ukraine and pole/german who came to Israel like 50 years ago

>>34210411
Because you've been brainwashed.

>>34210408
She used to be really abusing towards my mother and uncle when they were young, since they were bastards.

>>34210411
Part of it is probably down to the fact that kids with black dads and white moms (two of the worst kinds of parents) are much more likely to end up here.

>>34207040
>tfw Arkansas

>>34210468
Sorry for that. How's Norway treating you?

>>34208475
they don't specify which royalty they are. could just be Wuerttemburg or Hanover or something equally incapable of into relevance.

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>>34199181
Surprised I remembered as much as I did.

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If it's all white, it's all right,

>>34210639
heard any good stories about 'nam?

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>>34210706
>primary teacher
what it's like to be a teacher?

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>>34199181
>tfw my irl family tree is /pol/ bait

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Why can't I hold all these French feels

>>34210712
Honestly no, grandpa on my mom's side got completely fucked up from going through two wars and disappeared before I was born.

Grandpa on my dad's side doesn't like talking about it, all I know is they stationed him in Germany for awhile.

>>34210737
>law professor
why not taking after grandpa ?

>tfw nig nose

Atleast im kinda pale

>>34210734
Rewarding, pay isn't too great but I really enjoy it. As dumb as it sounds, I can play on my strengths of being a manchild and it helps identify with kids.

Because of that I'm seen as one of the "Cool" teachers.

>>34210766
>Grandpa on my dad's side doesn't like talking about it
Like you tried to ask him and he evaded answering it?

>>34210794
>Because of that I'm seen as one of the "Cool" teachers.
What is your class like? Are any young robots there?

>>34210796
Exactly, tends to get angsty whenever I tried bringing it up.

>>34210816
Sorry for your pops tho. What kind of person he was?

>>34210808
Class hasn't started this year, but last year I had a little Spanish/Pinoy kid who we think is on the spectrum. He was smaller than every kid in class and would only talk about pokemon with me in my off time or when I was on duty during lunches.

I also looked after a small kid from another class from time to time who similarly would only talk about Pokemon to me, but he would get wound up easy and bullied sometimes and just explode. He was smaller than most of his class too. It took a bit to calm him down but he was usually cheerful.

>>34210737
That's what I'm doing desu

>>34210516
Unemployment is increasing, but other than that it's fairly good.

>>34210881
That seems interesting. Were there any bullying in your classes?

>>34210832
For better and worse the original robot. Calm dude, didn't particularly like people or want to fit in anywhere specific, yet always went out of his way for others.

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>England spreads a culture further than any culture has ever been spread before.
>Holland gives us Van Gogh, Spinoza, Rembrandt et cetera

You can't beat my genes. Sorry, you just can't.

>>34210936
A little, it was over a girl for the most part. The kid who was doing the bullying luckily wasn't smart about it and tried to pick fights out in the open where I and other teachers could witness it.

I can't think of anything else major come to mind.

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>>34210938
>didn't particularly like people or want to fit in anywhere specific, yet always went out of his way for others
Damn, he was a good person inside.

>>34210986
What kind of children do you like in general way? The more active and curious ones or obedient and calm ones?
Were the any girls crushing on you as a teacher?

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>>tfw you're a huge failure compared to your ancestry made of alphas soldiers and qt nurses

>>34211112

forgot to say: my father is basically a businessman.

>>34211025
I personally like the inquisitive ones, I have more fun teaching students who want to learn, even if they're louder or have trouble keeping on track.

And yes, it happens. Some girl asked me if I had a girlfriend a few years back. I was a student teacher at the time and hesitated answering. Another teacher heard and scolded her for it.

>>34211112
>married the nurse who healed him
that looks like straight out the movie.

>>34211132
Best of luck for you. Teach those children to grow up as curious individuals.

>>34200169
Whats the name of your "famous" writer great grandma

>>34204342
White people are so fucking dumb about race sometimes.

>>34201420
Marry a half-abbo half eskimo and convert the family to Judaism.

>>34210951
>Son of a prison guard and a bottom rung (ie. childrens) "author."
>Can't beat my genes.
Top kek, this is one of the dumbest things about /pol/ think.

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>tfw shit despite no real reason to be shit

>>34199995
Are you me

Do you know what state your dad was from?

>>34205787
> i still have some monkey-face features
Self-hating /pol/ is the eighth wonder of the world.

>>34208421
> implying Yanks in Japan weren't all rapists
Wouldn't be surprised if his paternal grandmother was raped, too.

>>34199181
you're not alone anon, im also a failure due to race mixing.
>tfw not full blooded teutonic

>>34211483
i bet you stink real bad.

>>34211975
Kill yourself you self-hating little shit.

t. mixed

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Any fellow Castizos?

>>34211992
I just showered, deoderized, brushed my teeth, and spritz myself with perfume- but if I let shit go too much I do stink.
Thankfully enough, I live in an arid climate so I do not sweat very much.

>>34204342
>leaf
>has a jewish blood

FUCKING POTTERY YOU OVEN DODGER

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here you go phams, no darkies in my family tree.

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>tfw you're the biggest failure in your family

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>>34199181
Everyone's a Russian native, just mixed local Mongols and Turkics.

>>34212220
> spice must flow

>>34200169
you should probably kill your mom violently

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>>34211483
> a woman with a liberal arts degree
> unironically uses the word "feminazi"

I hope this thread is still alive by the time I finish this

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My family comes from all over Britain, but I'm pretty much only British, except from some French in the 11th Century, I'd guess.
The black and white flag is Cornwall, the southernmost county in the UK.

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>>34212611
> Cornish nationalist
I wish you were expelled from the Union with no right to return for the next ten years. You'd whoring yourselves out to get back before the end of the month.

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>>34208074
>All latvians unemployed
>dinasty of beggars

>>34209713
the old ones (those who actually lived when generalized antisemitism existed) will get angry

the ones older than 35 will laugh at long as it's about them being greedy and not about the holocaust

the younger ones will joke about that shit more than you ever could, and then say "I'm jewish!" when SJWs get triggered

And of course people are different, don't go up to a random jew and tell them jew jokes (I feel like I shouldn't say this but just in case you're on the spectrum)

t.born from a jewish father, so I'm technically not jewish, I'm uncut and I don't believe in their god. I still can do as many jew jokes as I want without any risk of backlash. Feels terrific man

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I wish I had more interesting stuff to put in

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Fairly bland, but some interesting pairings towards the past.

My grandfather abandoned my father at the age of 2 and fathered two more children. Eventually my Father reconnected with him and we moved out to live near them. To this day I still don't have much of a relationship with my grandfather, he's just an emotionless person but I guess you can get away with that if you're Chad.

>>34212861
I don't recognize the flag on the left, but were your father's parents Nazis who fled to Argentina after the war?

>>34212443
Plz be my Eurasian gf

>>34213009
>>34212861
>>34212359
>>34211483
KRAUTED
original BGC

>>34210737
ONE DROP RULE FROG YOU AIN'T FRENCH

>>34213177
kill yourself ameritard

>>34206124
>danish

its a norwegian flag moron

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Probably going to work in the vineyard if I don't find a job or change school.

>>34213177
WE WERE TROJANS fuck off

>>34200169
>tfw things like this actually happen even if this picture is bait (it obviously is)

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A typical family tree in the Northeast of Brazil.

>>34214364
>ancestors are witches
im proud of you son for being a wizard soon

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The social climbing stop here with me

>>34200169
Who's the Nobel prize?

>>34212443
are you churka?

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>>34213177
> mfw Yanks use the one drop rule and then whine about muh declining white population
>>34213115
For what purpose?
>>34214605
> literally one sentence
> reading comprehension

>>34211112
>Boer War
Zuid Afrikanen zijn disgusting. It's basically Farmer War/ Fart Burp War.

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pretty boring imo

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34216167
Gdje zivis? >>34209960 ovdje.

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>>34214409
eth? which major?

>>34216326
turska

>>34200169
i get sad everytime people fall for this one

>>34216935
Ai oot turska vai? :--DDD

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presenting the most boring one of these yet

when i was growing up all the other white people i knew loved to talk about how they were 8% swedish and 11% swiss and whatever but i never got that experience

"probably from scotland" is the best anybody on either side of my family can offer as far as where we came to the states from, and we presumably have been here for longer than most

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must've sucked to be a farmer/peasant in the old world.

>inb4 'south brazil is white' meme

>>34216772
which part of Romania was your mother's side native to? Assuming you know, of course

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>tfw I hate chinese but I'm 1/4 chinese

>>34216772
The French part. And in physics

What's the furthest back in time you can trace your ancestry to?

I just found a priest with my unique surname that lived in the XIVth century.

>>34218061

elliot trophy for you my friend

>>34217250
i gdje zivis

>>34218524
Ja sam u Sarajevu, on se zajebava.

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>Tfw got into university for free thanks to my Navajo great grandma and managed to drop out anyway.

Aside from her though, I'm about as middle-class white as you can get.

>>34218558
Oh fuck me, sorry for the shitty crop.

>>34218061

>Chinks are yellow
>Viets are white

that's some crazy denial.

>>34218173
my grandma did hers and her husband's genealogic tree, she went back to the XV century and then she's stuck

>>34218554
moja baka je iz mostara, al moja mama je iz gorazde

>>34218173
15th century military officer that helped conquer the country I live in. As reward my family ruled parts of the country until about 150 years ago. After that every male member of my family was some kind of war hero. One of my ancestors fought Dracula, another cucked a prince with both his wife and daughter. How timid and depressed me was spawned from all that is beyond me.

>>34218643
Both sides of my family came to North America from Europe in the 1500's, but records are sketchy after that. We didn't qualify as descendants of the Mayflower because we arrived two hundred years *before* the goddamned Mayflower.

>>34218927
well mine's pretty boring, it's all from western europe. Except from my father's side wich is all ashkenazi I think. Too bad they didn't do much research on that

>>34199181

Holy shit what a mongrel

>>34200169
Hahaha your mother went black and here you are. :D a real piece of shit

>>34216167
>your dad literally took the giaour girl

>>34219521
>the Balkans aren't a mix of Catholicism/Orthodoxy/Islam/Atheism/Gypsy voodoo shit/kikes.

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>>34201445
You better not be gay, trans, or a liberal you fucktard

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>>34199181
Heres mine. Had to reupload because I forgot the skin colour.

Canadian/English and Portuguese heritage.
And my wife is half Jew, half Filipino.

>>34219937
The only way you could be more Canadian is if you adopted a Syrian refugee.

>>34199181
B8 pic

>>34220434
Its funny you mention that because me and my wife have talked about adopting a kid. Especially one that might not have a good chance growing up...

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Interesting to see where everyone people from. I think some of my grandparents were cousins so that explains a lot. There isn't a big focus on ancestry in my family and no one really remembers anything. I'd fight for Britain if I was called up though, this country has mostly been good to me

>>34220837
Any cool stories about the Kashmir war from your pops?

>>34220916
No, my family all hate each other while putting on this act of all getting along. My Grandad on that side moved the family to the UK when my mum was young, then decided he didn't want to put up with them anymore and went back to Pakistan (I've never met him). Every time I ask about my family history I get more and more lies or "oh I can't remember". I wasn't even told it was the Kashmir war because my mother "didn't know", I just figured it out because he went to go fight at roughly that time.

All the info I get from my Mum's side is told to me by my Dad, and vice versa. They refuse to talk about their own pasts because they weren't very good, my generation of the family has it the best we've ever had since everything got shat up by the creation of Pakistan. So I'm told anyway.

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>>34221040
>everything got shat up by the creation of Pakistan
you can thank your current homeland.

>>34221040
Does your father hates the maternal grandparents?

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>>34202942
mfw jews

>>34199181
>dad is an investment banker
>youre just as mixed as him

Something tells me that it's more you're fault

pretty much all my ancestors were peasant italian farmers

>>34206333
>nice to see this thread still going.
>still wondering if someone can confirm if i'm white. i'd ask /pol/ but i already know they'd tell me no because their standards are too high.
If you want us to tell you whether you're white, you need to supply a photograph. Or rather, multiple photographs so that we know it's not just the lighting conditions making you look white and gold.

Rather than trying to categorise yourself, why don't you rate your ancestry in points?
You get 1 point for every different:
Country of origin
Continent of origin
Tribe
Royal dynasty
Ancestor transported as a convict

>>34221589
even your parents were farmers?

>>34221325
He hates everyone, my parents got divorced when I was young so he doesn't mind telling me what he knows about my Mum's family because no one else tells me jack shit. My parents are both very angry people, all their respective brothers and sisters went to university and got good jobs so there's definitely bitterness there, regardless of whether or not they'll admit to it

.>>34221207
Yeah I know. Better to be inside getting only slightly pissed on than outside in the torrent of shit though. Every year things get even worse in my glorious motherland

>>34221622
well no, they were born in burgerland. all my grandparents were though before they moved here and worked a bunch of different odd jobs

>>34221681
It may sound cliche as fuck but any involvement with mafia back in a day?

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>>34221751
there is no such thing as the mafia

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>>34206788

Real ireland

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literally a curse why are white women so stupid?

>>34221983
>whore and drug dealer
>naming yourself failure
why?

>>34221983

You're not even related to your mothers side, wtf is the point of putting them down? Has no bearing on your genetics or heritage.

>>34221983
Look on the bright side. Light skinned nigresses are prized as fucktoys both by black drug-dealers and white fetishists. You have a good chance of ending up like your mom and meeting a guy like your dad.

>>34221983
i take it you live in aus

>>34222103
I lived with them for 18 years while my mum was getting BBc'd i like them they're nice in retrospect it was shitty to write that
>>34222007
being a nigger is a failure all in itself
>>34222109
looking foward too it
>>34222116
yep

>>34222212
>being a nigger
dont believe in memes. they are alright as long as they dont act like niggers
>is a failure all in itself
Why would you say such a thing? Something happened?

>>34221983

Sad to see hard work and a nice genetic line suddenly shitted on with bad genes.

>doctor
>farmer

Then the nigger
>criminal
>came from poor as fuck town in Africa

One side is superior genetically and accomplished great things. The other fucked sheep.

White women literally can't help themselves when confronted with black and Arab men.

>>34199181
You are not entitled to anything because of your race, nor are you unable to achieve anything.

Your mothers side is fucking pathetic

>>34222316
>confronted with black and Arab men
More like confronted by masculine and aggressive men. White guys (except Chads) are pussies nowadays - take r9k as an example.

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im quite proud if im honest

>>34222478
>jailed 2 times
for what?

>tfw south american where people don't give a shit where you came from as long as you can do the work.

It must suck to be raised in a culture where your blood is given so much stock. I'm sorry you mixed race americans have to go through that.

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be nice
This post was made in Oregon

>>34222503
carjacking and domestic violence

>>34222212
what shit arse state are you in

>>34222579
did you inherited any of your father "antisocial" genes?

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>>34199181
heres mine

origami desu

>>34222596
yeah annoyingly
he passed down his autism

>>34222608
nigga in paris?

>>34206069
>end up a fat neckbeard
you do know that both of those things you can change right? Like, if you loose some weight and shave regularly then one day you might have a grandkid who posts on r/9,000,000 about how rugged you were. It's not too late

>>34222635
how the hell he got with your mum? she liked bad boy vibe?

>>34222666
i have no idea why she stays with that prick
at least theyre getting a divorce soon

This made me realize I know almost nothing about my great grandparents... I think they were all American though, and white so probably nothing too exciting.

>>34222647
American

original commento

>>34222582
NSW
originalioooo