>be me >meet girl >we both like each other >shows

>>34212124
I realise this is bait but what works with people that are not very aware of this strategy is: Find what they take pride in, and compliment them on that and try to steer conversation in a way that lets them talk about that.

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>>34212124
>Ballio will never be real

Also you forgot to be Chad. That's your problem.

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>>34207949
hmm
orgsha

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>>34212124
hmm
orgango

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Is this making fun of that other thread that was on here a few hours ago?

If so, top kek

I WILL SHOW HER THE LIGHT WHICH GUIDES MY PATH AND SAVE HER FROM DEPRAVITY

ALSO YOU SHOULD ONLY EAT PUSSY IF YOURE MARRIED

>>34212124
>hey here's these things I like
>haha wow that's retarded

WHAAAT DID I DO WRONG GUYYYSS!?!?!?
*looney tunes theme plays*

>>34212124
>"Babe, I only said that your taste is the product of a lifetime of retardation! Come back!"

>>34212401
Autistic Bro is my favorite new character

>"What the fuck babe I'm just instructing you on how to be like a proper woman and save you from depravity babe you're trippin"

>>34212467
Nah bitch. I'm not eating your pussy unless we're married. That's total cuck shit babe.

W-wait babe come back I just put on some Vivaldi!

>She draws porn
>I don't eat pussy unless we are married

Perhaps it wasn't meant to be
Perhaps

>>34212569
They come and go

Pfffttttt

>"Apologize immediately since you clearly realized what went wrong."
>"I would rather wait for her to say it to me, it would show actual concern."

>"I am VERY self-aware."

>dude wtf we are trying to create strong bond together and I'll let her be the shitty person that she has always been?

>"she had DRAWINGS OF FUCKING OPEN WIDE VAGINAS AND BDSM TWINK BOYS and the fucking music that came with it. I HAD EVERY REASON TO REACT THIS WAY,"

You're a good boy who dindu nuffin like Sam Hyde

>>34212124
Shouldn't you be writing stories to /tlhg/, ya anus

>>34213723
Are you the OP from the original? You are quite the miserable person

>>34214154
No, now kys Ballio

>>34212124
Ballio was miles better than the shitty tranny seal we ended up with.