>tfw no drunk thread whats everyone drinking and why?

anyone drink with me? :(

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>>34229167
Drinking whisky, Dunno why. It's a tuesday night and I have shit to do tomorrow. Ah who gives a crap.

>>34229167
pepsi and bulleit bourbon, this stuff is mighty tasty.

>>34229167
Drinking is a normie pastime, I do not imbue.

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>>34229167
I am drinking nothing because I drank too much tequila yesterday and now I feel like shit

what are we forgetting r9k

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>>34229167
I've been trying not to drink so much lately. I meant to ditch this commitment but no liquor stores were open on MLK day.

>>34229292
Hell, bulleit bourbon is mighty tasty.

Going to a beer store tomorrow

Recommend me Irish red ale, never had it before and want to try

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Is drinking liquor straight a meme? Cant get into it for the life of me. Pic related it's hard for me to stomach it

I don't want to be a pleb forever

Richelieu cognac.
Not drunk but I found one measure left in the bottle, might as well finish it. Got a few hours before work and nothing to do.

I'm downloading GTA:SA in the meantime. I'm hoping it is still as good as the nostalgia goggles are making it seem.

>>34229167
one more beer
fucking normal slime liquor stores are all closed tho so i can't resupply otherwise i would to get maximum ultra drunk probably be a raging alcoholic if they were open longer luckily there's only one liquor store and it's a 15 minute walk
cold as fuck full of people always so pretty much limits me to going on a monday early as fuck to get Fridays booze to avoid the faggot rush

>>34229887
Don't bother forcing it if you don't enjoy it.
It's really not a good habit to get into.

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>>34230077
Double dubs check those digits

>>34229887
No, you just have to find something you like and build a palate. I would highly suggest whisky and water as well. Keeps you hydrated, you get to actually taste the booze, and water can open up the flavor in a spirit that is too high % to drink straight. It makes the flavors more obvious and can help you identify what kind of booze you like.

>>34229887
You can start with booze-heavy cocktails and work your way up from there. A good Manhattan doesn't have much going on to hide the burn, but it goes down smooth. And don't be afraid to use ice at first.

Also, take small sips.

>start a diet
>remember I got given a bottle of vodka for christmas
>it's still unopened

Looks like I'm going to be fucking my shit up with vodka tonight

>>34230077
It's not a bad habit once you don't treat it as a quick way to get wasted. And if you develop a taste for Scotch, you're gonna want something cheaper to get wasted on.

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>>34229167
Shitty earthquake beer, taste like shit but gets the job done and cheap as hell.

>>34230676
>tfw no drunken anime waifu to drink with

>>34230719
drink enough and it will feel like there is

>>34229167
>whats everyone drinking

Session fest red lager. It's k I guess.

>why?

It was eight bucks for a twelve pack of 6 percent beers.


I want to quit but I just hate being alive so much. Probably gonna finish the twelve pack tonight.

>>34230739
no matter how much i drink that hollowness will never be filled unfortunately i know it will consume me.

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>>34230719
Watch Girlish Number while drinking, plenty of drunken waifus in that anime.

what's all everyone drinking? OP pic related is mine mixed with coke.

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>>34231041
Anon is so drunk her forgot his pic related.

>>34231068
Nah I meant the OP pic is my drink, I posted the thread lol :-3 Drinking Gibson's Finest 8 year old bold.

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>>34231102
I guess i'm so drunk I didn't read your post right.

drinking this shitty cheap gin is reminding me why I don't normally buy cheap gin

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Whats everybody drunk jamming to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRm_JThG35g

>>34231032
i could
but the drink
only lasts for so long
i'll still probably watch it if it's as foul mouthed as it seems

>>34231165
gin in general is complete shit.

>>34229167
I don't drink I'm a Scientologist

>>34231179
>>34231032
and just like that the last beer the last drink
is gone the nectar from the gods is gone.
fuck well it's been fun

>>34231179
I don't know about foul mouthed but its about a bunch of seiyuus (voice actresses) who are working on this really shitty anime they know is shitty. The mc is a rookie who finally got her lead roal and gets real cocky about it even though shes a shitty voice actress. The anime is complete satire of the modern anime industry. One of the voice actress is an alcoholic and has plenty of cute drunken moments like in my original pic. Its really good and actually pretty funny I would recommend it.

>>34231122

Anon, I don't watch anime but your pics and replies have actually triggered an emotional response in me that I haven't felt in quite a bit. It's a nice one, it's that feeling of... when you're at the bar, and you've given up and you're just trying to get drunk from southerns & coke or long islands and you're browsing the internet on your phone, your earbuds are in, but a girl comes up to you and tries to engage in a conversation with you, and she's cute, and you find you have similar interests. And then you get the feeling that even though you don't know her, she has similar interests in you, and you really have a good time talking to her, and you feel close. The band is playing a song you love, and suddenly you feel your spirits lifting, and you say to yourself, "wow, this is what it feels like to live." You're in the big city, at an unfamiliar but comfy and trendy bar that's pretty packed. Your mind shifts to a montage, you're sitting in a limousine. You're sitting, resting your head against the door panel, with the window open, and the cutie sits next to you, head laying on your chest. The breeze blows against the edge of your hair, just enough to feel cool, but not enough to be a nuisance. You're admiring the city outside - it's as if you're in a movie, camera doing a panning shot of the limo passing by, city lights and city life in the back. Somehow, you've stumbled across the perfect night. You're a robot - but tonight, everything feels right. You feel like a winner, you feel... invincible. Nothing can stop you.

Thank you, anon.

>>34231348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSTD1GxSjLg

song related

>>34231348
tfw no replies


origlionimous

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>>34231348
>all those words

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>>34229167
Just got drunk on pic related and watched Tropic thunder because the anon who got dubs said to. Weird that I would make a thread like that and end up watching one of my top five favorite movies.

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sure it's not heavy
>why
her

>>34232926
If you drinking because of "her" I think you'll need something harder mate.

>>34232960
i'm hard enough already

jim beam is cheap enough without being trashy

im not at the level of plastic vodka, not yet

>tfw not enough alcohol to get drunk

I only have a few shot of rum that aren't even worth drinking. I'm jealous of all of you.

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>>34231032
nah
be a patrician and watch a grown-up cartoon

>>34233190
>grown up

Rin was for edgy 14 year olds.

>>34233106
you know vodka is cheap enough that you could get a bottle of decent quality stuff for the same price as a bottle of cheap bourbon

sobieski is only like $12 and it's not bad at all, good enough to drink straight

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>>34233213
nigga i will bite you

name a real "grown up cartoon" then

Drinking Jameson here.

I'm fucking far from saving.

Drinking my daily allotment of goon (1 wine bottle full).
Thinking about drinking more because I can't shut my brain up.
I have a problem

>>34233330
>the ausfags are up
fuck, i've gotta get to bed

>>34233267
i don't drink unaged liquor that's poor people shit

>>34233328
But I don't and shouldn't fucking care.

>>34233345
STOP being anti-slav

vodka is a high quality liquor produced by noble people

>>34233340
Shit it's past dinner time.
Must be 6am over there.

Whatever happened to the bartender threads?

>>34233067
If you don't got whisky dick then your memory's to sharp. Quickly anon grab some liquor and go to town it's the only thing that can make the gloomys go away!

Coffee. Just had my 4th cup. Starting to get the shakes and the beginning of a headache. Not stopping til my hearts popping.

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bleach, for i am a lonely robot

>tfw can't drink because on probation
>tfw already two hot piss tests

Well it's been fun. Time for jail

I'm going to start drinking wine, and I will dilute it with water like the Romans did.

>>34234070
you're gonna end up pissing that pussy shit out before you even have the chance to get drunk off it

>>34234070
I used to do this. all it does is stain your teeth

>>34234070
I just tried it.
A 50% mix makes cheap wine a lot more drinkable

>>34234039
Alcohol is legal though, why can't you drink on probation?

Also what are you on probation for?

>>34234097
>drinking to get drunk

>>34234221
>drinking for any other reason than to get drunk

Fuck off normalfag

>>34234221
Normie get out.
There's no reason to drink except to get drunk.
Alcohol tastes like shit unless you're drinking girly crap.

>>34234295
i try to keep it even nice and even through the day

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so do u got tara (dont know if this is a right word) where you live ?
you drink, return the empty bottes, get money, buy alcohol, get bottles, return bottles, get money ..

it helped me out so much, when broke and need money for drink

>>34234215
Any mind altering substance isn't allowed on probation. I'm on it for a DUI

>>34234429
Yeah but it's just some cents per bottle which works out to at most like 10% back for the cheapest shit. That barely even covers the tax where I live.

I havent had any real liquor since newyear, only beer