/Failed Normies/

23 years old.

I fell for the 'just lower your standards' meme and was friendzoned by a landwhale.

>>34243581
Every single time Ive told a girl I had feelings for her they just stop talking to me. It's happened 4 times. Saying no doesn't hurt as much as being ignored after we talked for months. I'm starting to just despise women in general.

I'm 25, a painter and live with my girlfriend.

I'm head to toe in tattoos, long hair and all that stuff. I'm extremely confident in myself but because I chose to be artsy fartsy for a career (I'm becoming successful!) normies will always think I'm a loser

>>34243581
>When I got turned down by over 400 women
>When not even fat ugly women want me
>When I found out people would only be my friend if I gave them rides and money

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>>34244966
>girlfriend
GET. OFF. MY. BOARD. NORMAN.

>>34244929
>Every single time Ive told a girl I had feelings for her they just stop talking to me. It's happened 4 times.
I read this far and thought to myself "I bet he orbited them for months".

>Saying no doesn't hurt as much as being ignored after we talked for months.
Called it.

>I'm starting to just despise women in general.
Maybe you should make your intentions clear from the start instead of dishonestly pretending to be their friend for months because you're afraid of rejection?

Meet them, ask them out. If they say no then you saved yourself months of orbiting and you can use that time to try another girls.

>>34243783
looks like you fell for the meme anon.

never lower your standards and continue chasinh for something you don't deserve while working around areas of yourself like eating healthy and having a hobby for relief. If you lower your standards then you're allowing yourself to sink further and accept filth.

>>34243783
Next time fall for the "raise your self esteem" meme. Its much better.

>>34245032
I made the first post in /r9k/ actually. It was a shitty mudkip post

A normal found out I've got a big dick and got this older woman to take my virginity but I'm still a sperg.

>>34245035
Good advice ty anon. I guess I'm just bad at talking to girls and let myself fall into orbit

>>34243581
I'm 30 and I gave up about three years ago.

I'd spent several years trying (and succeeding) at getting my life together and I just couldn't fucking take it anymore. Went to college, got a job, exercised and lost a bunch of weight, etc. And none of that made me feel proud or fulfilled or anything, I hated every minute of it. I woke up every day sick to my stomach dreading all the shit I'd have to do the coming day. I don't understand why normies say this stuff makes you feel good, I gave it my honest best for three years and it was awful.

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>>34245168
Wow great story normie but I don't give a shit, you have a gf so why are you still here?

Me. 25, I have a good job but I completely fake it when I walk through the door.

Just today we had a meeting where the normies were making fun of people who played video games, calling them virgins and people who live in their mom's basement. Everyone laughed. I had to too.

If only they knew how much of a loser I really was. I'm deep in enemy territory robots.

>>34245218
That's called depression, friendo. Its a mental illness. Improving your circumstances doesn't resolve it.

>>34245285
Wow its like you've got a window into the polar opposite of r9k. We have dumb memes like Chad and Stacy, they have memes about people who play vidya being permavirgins...

Amazing.

>>34245296
shrug. I was on several different medications at various points too. None of them changed anything.

I've come to the conclusion that some people are just damaged goods and that I happen to be one of them

>>34245285
What's your job?
I thought these days everyone, even company men played call of duty once in a while

>>34244983
you should try electric shock therapy. there are many success stories about it but unfortunately it has a bad stigma bc of movies and general lack of information by people.

if this scares you then there's always trying shrooms. i forgot the name of the university but they've found a lot of positive results with complete curing people's depression and even getting them off their meds

>>34245865
i has a bad stigma because it can cause permanent memory problems.

>>34245865
But I'm not depressed or on meds. I'm just extremely miserable and angry.

26 here, grad student. have fully embraced 2D and am basically going to school so I don't have to work and then eventually have an excuse to move to Japan (for "research"). no my nip isn't that good.

last time I had a GF I was 20, turns out she was dating some other guy and didn't tell me so I cucked him accidentally. she then cheated on me. guess it was inevitable.

used to have severe anxiety issues, when I turned 21 I drank to get liquid confidence. cured my anxiety but now I'm an alcoholic. drank over 1200 beers in 2016, I was counting.

live at home, younger sister has lived on her own for like 8 years now. never even moved out for college.

used to think I had a chance to be normal but I don't. I actively buy pornography (Japanese, of course) and have an extensive collection of doujins featuring my waifu.

anyway what's up.

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>>34245285
I'm >>34246015, have a job on campus. it's like deep cover they're so far left it's ridiculous meanwhile I browse /pol/. this image is basically me. they make fun of robot types all the time.

>>34245972
Irritability is a symptom of depression.

>>34245928
so do antidepressants and they don't work effectively or none at all

>>34245928
And the reason why there's a correlation between permanent memory loss and EST is because most patients are already suffering from such symptoms due to drugs and the adverse prolonged affects of poorly treated depression

>>34245972
sounds like depression desu

originamo

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>>34244966
>I'm 25, a painter and live with my girlfriend.
>I'm head to toe in tattoos, long hair and all that stuff

you sound like the absolutely worst kind of human on the planet.

>>34246015
You seem dependent and are possibly being enabled. I suggest you go ahead and visit whale killing island. They are extremely strict there and it will likely provide you the discipline you need in order to get out of your rut and toxic existential crisis

>>34246477
I just got back from whale killing island on Monday, but I'm thinking a longer trip might do it

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>>34243581
went to pool party with friend, expected to get laid, didn't even really talk to girls. One look at my bod assured that.

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>>34243581
I just stopped looking for a f2f when I realized I didn't have the energy for a relationship. My last two have fallen through and I'm more interested in exercising, studying, and eating right than women. Which makes me a failed normie in the eyes of normies.

>>34243581
I just don't understand other people.
I don't know how to be out in public and feel like a part of anything. I don't know how to blend in and socialize with strangers.

Worst of all, I'm completely incapable of reading women, and I can't even tell when they're flirting or being suggestive. I basically always stay formal and businesslike, because I don't want to look like a creep. I try to suppress my sexuality as much as possible in public, as I don't even know how to express it in any acceptable way.

I keep going through cycles of giving up, then going back to thinking I could do it. I'm 25, and the ride hasn't ended yet. It may never.

>>34245218
are you me ?
tried that shit around 23, friggin herculean efforts for 4 years and not a single positive result, guess that was not enough or i never had what it takes, when i gave up those years of normie exposition hit me like a truck
now i'm 30, got back to my parents home and all i want is to be fucking left alone with my basic needs covered and sometimes a few things i can still enjoy

>>34246725

>I basically always stay formal and businesslike, because I don't want to look like a creep. I try to suppress my sexuality as much as possible in public, as I don't even know how to express it in any acceptable way.

Were you raised by a single mother and/or was your dad either a total beta, an alcoholic/drug addict, or just not really that present in your life?

>>34246953
No, that's the weird thing. I was raised by a single father who worked his ass off to make ends meet.

>>34246988

Hmm, that's odd. Usually males who are raised by a single father wind up becoming the opposite.

I asked because I used to be like that, very formal and businesslike with women even when I thought they might be flirting with me.

What's the difference between failed normie and a robot. People call me a normie when I post my face or my life but I've never kissed a girl and I'm 32. I once had an e-gf in an mmo but that was it.

>>34244966
>>34245174
>>34246015
>>34247473
All of you need to leave.
In a highly original way.

>>34247473

failed normie = has aspirations of assimilating into normie society

>always looked pretty good
>sociable in middle/high school
>always had girls into me
>mentally ill tranny brain since I was a kid
>always dating and chasing girls because I wanted to be close to them and live vicariously through them
>start fucking girls and hate it, force myself to do it anyway
>can't stand how perfect their body is and how mine is different
>confess to girlfriend that I wished I was a girl and I wished I was like her (I didn't know what being a tranny was, this was 9 years ago)
>she breaks up with me and tells everyone
>reputation destroyed forever

I was almost a normie but I was born with a defective brain

>>34244966
You just sound like a degenerate desu

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>>34248609
the next step in your life is suicide
come anon, start the next chapter

>>34248651
Don't worry, it'll happen soon

The worst part is that I found her facebook last year and it's flooded with pro trans, pro gay liberal shit all over. I fucking hate it

>>34248609
I feel like life trolls us all. When you have a need for something , you don't get it. When you don't, everything opens up. You had girls which I would kill for but you are a tranny fag. Funny how life works out.

>>34248684
maybe she's really missing your dick and is like that on facebook in hopes of luring you back?

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>>34247473
You're a robot, don't worry about it friend.

>>34243581
>be me 2 years ago
>fit in pretty well
>have groups of friends
>one or two sjws a few weebs all ugly accept one
>start dating one of them
>4 months go by and we break up and i no longer sit there because it hurts and most of them don't like me
>plus video game addiction soon after
>plus terrible relationship with parents
>hate my parents with a passion to the point where i used my controller chord to make a door lock to keep them from coming in at night to turn my shit off
>i would close my curtains any time they were outside
>didn't eat dinner with me because they said my friend wasn't allowed to come over because i ate in my room
>i become a shutin and develop bad and disgusting habits
>lose any kind of social skills i had and the skills are replaced by social anxiety and depression
> sat with three girls for 7 months never really talked just sat in silence read my book played my phone
>started hanging around smokers theyre accepting, nice and occasionally we'd smoke some weed back there
>chronically begin to hate everyone
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Cont?

Not even going to lie, I think my aunt is the worst failed normie I've seen in a good while.
She's 49. No husband, never dated, no friends or social life, just works, goes to the gym and takes care of her cats.

Well because my wee wee is messed up I never really had a chance. In most other regards I'm a normie.

>16 year old me
>at my best friends house sleeping over
>we are both failures with girls in highschool
>we are both drunk and starTed getting ready for bed
>start to get aroused by friend in his boxers
>we end up doing gay shit together (no anal)
>wake up and we barely remember what happened but we were both naked in the same bed
>we agree not to tell anyone
>he blocks me on everything
>I stopped hanging out with friends irl so it wouldn't happen again
>slowly just lost friends from not interacting with them
>I'm not even gay we were just drunk as fuck
>if I could change one thing in the past it'd be that night

Mmm...2 years ago?

>Get a proper job with benefits

>Barely socialize with co-workers

>Have no husband or kids so can't relate

>Have no time to keep up with anime or vidya

>All I do is go home eat and sleep

>I regret dropping out of college but I don't have money in the bank to life off of while I do that

I'm a 24 year old virgin and I don't know what I'm gonna do once I outlive my family

>>34250838

Are you me?

orangutan

>>34244966
Are you future me?

>average quiet loser in high school
>got more social in college, and a decent but small group of friends
>kissed a few girls, even had a gf for a year
>now I've been out of school almost 3 years, about to turn 25
>haven't been in a relationship since my gf and I broke up in early 2014
>have fewer friends than ever, no hobbies, and spend almost all my time not at work in front of my computer
>pretty much given up on trying to date, started to regularly fuck prostitutes
>don't even enjoy it most of the time, but fapping gets boring and I can't help myself
If I actually step back and think about it my life is pretty pathetic. At least I have a good job though. Probably only a matter of time before I get arrested, fired and really hit rock bottom.

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>>34243581
I had a gf once, she was perfect but i knew it would end eventually.
She was r9k and pols ideal gf.
Besides her mom being a jew i guess.
We were madly in love and had sex quite a few times.
When she finally got sick of me or whatever i was completely devastated, was totally lost.
All my friends started a rumour that i raped her so couldnt go with my robot friends to play smash and halo in our LAN party basement anymore.
I fell really hard into drugs and alcohol.
The only reason im still alive is because of vidya, anime, weed and my wageslave full time grocery bagging job.
I had sex with some girl awhile back in public a few times even, but she was an ugly filipino.

>>34243581
I haven't given up, but I'm starting to become really jaded about dating and relationships.

>>34251220
Jesus man, stream that suicide when you get to that point, loser.