That feeling when you're so far into NEETdom that showering

>>34284901
That feel when you are actual adult and still act like a child.

FTFY

tfw my shower is full of mold and insects and there is no hot water

tfw when i take a shit i have to clean the toilet every time so they don't crawl up my ass and keep my legs in the air so i don't step on any insectual neets

Find a reason to live, NEET, or kill yourself. Living like this is not living, anon.

>>34285426
Don't tell me how to life my life

>>34285447
I will because you're not living optimally

i can get into the bathtub with the water on but thats about as far as it goes usually

>>34285489
I don't have to live optimally

>>34285535
You don't have to do anything at all, anon. I've never particularly liked completely disappointing the ones that love me though.
Living like a NEET is sure to do this though.

>>34285555
Not OP or NEET, just pokin holes

>>34285555
Nice quads btw and I got dubdubs in my reply! Look at us go

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>>34285613
Good work. Have a (you) on me

>>34284901
>tfw actually going outside seems like a huge accomplishment

I like having the option to go outside, but I'd much rather stay in my house.

>>34284952
can you post pictures sounds delish

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>>34284901
stop stealing /vp/ memes REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34285709
>implying anyone except for me still cares about PMD:EoS

please leave

>>34284901
tfw been showering almost daily because my head gets so itchy

>>34285779
Cut all your hair off problem solved

(Still shower daily though, need to wash your balls and ass every day)

>>34285806
I shaved my head a week ago. still a little itchy after a day of not showering

>>34285779
why don't you just wash your hair, not take a full shower?
take your shirt off stick your head over the tub and wash your hair real quick with the shower

>>34285818
If you shaved it might just be your pores/follicles resurfaced/irritating

I usually just "no guard" it, not technically shaved but still a small bit of hair all over

Maybe you just have a skin condition who knows. I have drunk Irish skin thanks to my family it sucks ass

>>34285867
I have a bunch of messed up skin problems, I have a tone of acne of my head and back, and a ton of dry skin

>>34285891
You can get some anti itch cream, see if that helps. I use it sometimes on my legs and face cuz I'm outdoors exposed to elements most days. Hydrocortisone cream feels good too

>tfw accomplishment to me is getting a platinum trophy on playstation

>>34285779
Same here. Top of my head near the crown always itches like fuck. I hate itching it because I think it encourages baldness.

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>tfw love hot showers and do it both morning and evening every day
>tfw visiting parents in their new house with brand new modern showerheads
>tfw bringing my phone into the bathroom for music and taking 30 minute showers

>>34286335
Get anti-dandruff shampoo, Head & Shoulders works for me

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>tfw parents have to remind me
>have you had a shower today anon

I seem to despise routines of any sort. Probably why I'm a failure. I don't have the energy a lot of the time for basic functions.

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>>34284901
This feel when you still keep falling deeper into the pit and stopped wondering how deep it is ages ago.

>>34284926
You are a fucking idiot for fuck's sake

>tfw so lazy that it takes me an entire week to reply to a boring text message

>>34285555
Quads of truth
Oragami

How does one get NEETbux

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>tfw you take a bath once every fortnight

>>34284901
>Has all his free time, that he wagies done have
>Does nothing all day

Wow, you sure showed me. At least that other neet poster pretends to do good things in his unlimited free time